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Old 09-26-2013, 05:59 AM
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This video of utter chink madness has offended me greatly. I was totally unprepared for it. It is amazing what Satan can put in the path of a Christian on a day-to-day basis when they are least expecting it!
It should be illegal for them chinkos to post videos on international websites that can't be understood by people who speak American. I mean they could be saying anything and no one would know.

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Old 09-27-2013, 01:37 AM
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I am offended by the liberal bleeding heart Al Gore's claim that he invented the internet, when the internet was invented by our LORD Jesus Christ.
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Old 10-14-2013, 05:43 AM
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Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?

The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.

A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.

The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.

The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.

A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.

NBC's Rainbow Logo.

The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.

The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.

The length of the bartender's shorts.

Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.

Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.

The Steelers winning.

In answer to the question, priests touching children. You're absolutely right though. How can society get away with those things you listed.
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Old 10-14-2013, 05:48 AM
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In answer to the question, priests touching children. You're absolutely right though. How can society get away with those things you listed.
I am offended by that stuff too!
We aren't catholics here!
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I am offended by that stuff too!
We aren't catholics here!
I was pointing out that there is worse things going on than that list of bullshit you listed.
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Old 11-02-2013, 04:45 AM
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I am offended by Joel Osteen even more than usual.

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Old 11-02-2013, 08:55 AM
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I hate skinny jeans and men who strut around in tight jeans that aren't even pulled up enough to cover their butts.
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It should be illegal for them chinkos to post videos on international websites that can't be understood by people who speak American. I mean they could be saying anything and no one would know.

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There are 300 million Americans and 1.3 billion Chinese. Go troll someplace else.
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Old 11-03-2013, 11:28 AM
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There are 300 million Americans and 1.3 billion Chinese. Go troll someplace else.

Well, we will have to do something about that. Why do you think the Lord hath provided atomic weapons?
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Old 11-15-2013, 06:01 PM
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Okay, seriously, enough with this nonsense.
I am offended by almost EVERY single thread on this site. And I only registered to kick off my shoes and say my piece to all you ignorant pathetic people here.

Yes, I am a Belgian (not a Belgurium or Belgarian or whatever you mongrels think we are called) and I am deeply saddened to see how seriously low the educational bar is hanging over in the "great U.S of A.

If you don't know where a country lies on the world map in the first place, please don't even think about posting something about it, you will only embarass yourselves, as you did.

Calling yourselves Christians? You are the people who should be ashamed of themselves. All this judging, blaming, greed, envy, racism and generalising, it's sickening, really.

Take a good, long look in the mirror and reflect. You are no better than any other man/woman. Nor are they better than you, or worth more for that matter. But change starts with yourself, you cannot hope for a better world if you yourselves are not willing to change. And if you think there is nothing wrong with you, then you are already lost.

How can it be "normal" to rape children in a basement in any country? And do you truly believe Belgium is the only country where this sort of tragedy has occured? So there are no reports of pedohilia anywhere else in the world, not even the USA? Which holds about 317 million people? Compared to our little country that holds about 11 million. Statistically it can't be right and if you also fail to acknowledge that, then you once again, fail at life.

And please, for the love of science, STOP putting your faith in "God". When you're broke, living on the streets and no prospects toward a better future, do you think God is going to pay your shit? I don't think so. Do you think God creates life? I don't think so. Its this little thing called photosynthesis that helps the process of becoming "alive". Put your faith, and put your money into something useful. Not into some shady dude in the skies that supposedly created everything. And since "God" supposedly created the heavens and the Earth, how do you explain micro-organisms, or better known as LIFE, on other planets?

Seriously, you religious nutcases need to get slapped in the face a few times (2 according to the bible right?) and open your eyes. And even after this, you still won't believe in another truth, then think this, 'cause it will really piffle up your day: "To believe in God, one must have faith. To believe in Satan, one must only open his eyes and look at the world."

But, newsflash, it's not Satan that is responsible for all the suffering in the world, nope, it's retarded, religious basket-cases like yourselves with a too narrow-minded view on life that are pissing it away for everyone.
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Okay, seriously, enough blah blah blah
Sheesh pal, did someone burn your waffles this morning? Why all the hate? Are all Belgums this way?

IN any case, I am tasked by the Lord to try and get you to see the Light®.

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For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

Before you continue with your hissy fit, please introduce yourself here so we can learn more about you and your hateful people. And please, watch the curse words, this is a Christian forum.
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The only light I want to see is that what an amount of nukes, just large enough to blow your *POTTY MOUTH REMOVED* retard country out of the water, would release. Btw, your Matthew 5:11 doesn't apply to you or what? You can call names all you want but if someone else does it WHOA!! *POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*, the lot of you.
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Old 11-15-2013, 06:36 PM
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Of course it applies! Mat:5:11 says "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake." But you are not a True Christian and therefore do not speak for or on behalf of Jesus.

You are nothing but an abomination, masquerading as a Christian but having created your own little god from selected Bible verses.

Shame on you and shame on your parents for not bringing you up properly.

And I see that you are wishing death on Christ's Servants (Landover and America)... do you think Jesus would have used a nuclear bomb?
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Okay, seriously, enough with this nonsense...Take a good, long look in the mirror and reflect. You are no better than any other man/woman. Nor are they better than you, or worth more for that matter.
I feel assaulted.

You say we are "no better or worse than anyone else," and then you smack us around with your big, accusing words. As if we are bad.

I am just dazed.

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The only light I want to see is that what an amount of nukes, just large enough to blow your *POTTY MOUTH REMOVED* retard country out of the water, would release. Btw, your Matthew 5:11 doesn't apply to you or what? You can call names all you want but if someone else does it WHOA!! *POTTY MOUTH REMOVED*, the lot of you.
Friend, you do not represent Christ so long as you refuse to obey the rest of His law because of its apparent inconvenience for you. Therefore you are not heeding this verse either. By perverting God's word, you are the one persecuting True Christians™.

Nice try, though.
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Are all Belgums this way?
Brother, in a word: yes. Can you imagine what I have to go through every single day trying to preach to these hotheads?

I wonder if this one is a Flems Belgum or a Wals Belgum. They produce different rates of phlegm, that's how you can tell them apart.
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If you are going to come here and "slap" us with science, at least try to demonstrate some form of understanding of it.

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...Its this little thing called photosynthesis that helps the process of becoming "alive".
Simply put, photosynthesis is the process God created whereby plants can convert the light of the sun into food. Animals cannot make their own food in this manner, yet they are alive, wouldn't you say?

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And since "God" supposedly created the heavens and the Earth, how do you explain micro-organisms, or better known as LIFE, on other planets?
Please show me where life has been found anywhere but on God's green Earth.

You are deeply prejudiced, assuming you can come here and spew pseudo-scientific nomenclature thinking we don't know any better.
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I'm offended that some of the best Biblical laws are illegal because of those LIEberals, like stoning children and gaysexuals.
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Calling yourselves Christians? You are the people who should be ashamed of themselves. All this judging, blaming, greed, envy, racism and generalising, it's sickening, really.
Everything we believe comes straight from the Bible. And, for the record, we are NOT envious.
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