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Old 01-08-2010, 07:50 PM
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HAHAHAHA and you call these girls goths? Or even sluts? You sir, have some serious wrong ideas about sluts and goths.
Look at the filthy, unsaved harlot on the left. She is wearing all black as a rebellion against society and a mockery of God. The pendant around her neck is a satanic symbol, probably designed to focus the devil's demonic powers. The spiked bands on her wrists are a mockery of the crucifiction of Jesus. She probably uses them as weapons to attack innocent True Christians. Note her poor posture and devilish smile. It is obvious that she is in leage with the devil.

Now, let's turn our attention to the one on the right. Her blank stare and overly relaxed features indicate that she is posessed by a demon. She, too, is wearing all black, which again is a symbol of rebellion and a mockery of God. These two young women have gone astray. It is obvious that they are not True Christians and will be eternally damned to the firey pits of hell. Oh yeah, and all women who are not True Christians are sluts. That's a well-known fact.
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I didn't think it was possible for Obama to get any worse, but somehow he's managed it. Not even Slick Willy Clinton actually posed for photos with un-American teenage goth sluts!


Why are the Spanish so keen to cover up this picture of Obama cosying up to nubile underage European goth harlots? What are they trying to hide?
This is fine, as unlike everyone here, he isnt racist scum.
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I didn't think it was possible for Obama to get any worse, but somehow he's managed it. Not even Slick Willy Clinton actually posed for photos with un-American teenage goth sluts!


Why are the Spanish so keen to cover up this picture of Obama cosying up to nubile underage European goth harlots? What are they trying to hide?
How did you know they were nubile?
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It's a little obvious... are those 'things' going to be betrothed? I think not.
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My Jesus protect my eyes!
It seems that Obama has succumbed to havin' his picture taken with succubi masquerading as teen-aged goths. These devils should learn their place!

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2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
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Obama shouldn't have been elected as president! George W. Bush would have surely been the best choice!

That nigga won't ever understand what it means like to govern such a great nation as the US is!
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That nigga...
No need to be racist, child. We aren't racist around here.
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No need to be racist, child. We aren't racist around here.

Yes of course, were not racist here but we call woman sluts, so we are just sexist

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That is horrible. How could he mock the position of President. What is next, will he be using the Goths as Presidential advisors.

Acts 8:11 And to him they had regard, because that of long time he had bewitched them with sorceries

Daniel 2:2 Then the king commanded to call the magicians, and the astrologers, and the sorcerers, and the Chaldeans, for to shew the king his dreams. So they came and stood before the king.
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