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Now, let's turn our attention to the one on the right. Her blank stare and overly relaxed features indicate that she is posessed by a demon. She, too, is wearing all black, which again is a symbol of rebellion and a mockery of God. These two young women have gone astray. It is obvious that they are not True Christians and will be eternally damned to the firey pits of hell. Oh yeah, and all women who are not True Christians are sluts. That's a well-known fact. |
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All Hail JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's a little obvious... are those 'things' going to be betrothed? I think not.
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My Jesus protect my eyes!
![]() It seems that Obama has succumbed to havin' his picture taken with succubi masquerading as teen-aged goths. These devils should learn their place! ![]() 1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
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Obama shouldn't have been elected as president! George W. Bush would have surely been the best choice!
That nigga won't ever understand what it means like to govern such a great nation as the US is! |
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No need to be racist, child. We aren't racist around here.
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![]() ![]() Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell: Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray. |
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That is horrible. How could he mock the position of President. What is next, will he be using the Goths as Presidential advisors.
Acts 8:11 And to him they had regard, because that of long time he had bewitched them with sorceries Daniel 2:2 Then the king commanded to call the magicians, and the astrologers, and the sorcerers, and the Chaldeans, for to shew the king his dreams. So they came and stood before the king.
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earthProverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge. Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD. Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids. Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up. Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes. Chat with Lisa |
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