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Old 12-10-2009, 12:22 AM
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Back when we had slavery, negroes enjoyed full employment. Then that liberal Democrat Abraham Lincoln gave them "freedom," and now they're all out of work and doing drugs. I'm sure that if we brought back slavery, the negroes would be grateful for the job opportunities.

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Back when we had slavery, negroes enjoyed full employment. Then that liberal Democrat Abraham Lincoln gave them "freedom," and now they're all out of work and doing drugs. I'm sure that if we brought back slavery, the negroes would be grateful for the job opportunities.

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Unfortunately Brother, I do not think they would be thankful for the employment. We must remember that these are no humans like me and you, they are no more intelligent then the common ape! Also we must note that they are genetically lazy and do not want any jobs of any kind! Poor dumb apes, it's a shame they are afraid of a little work. Anyway, once we get them back in their chains and teach them with the end of a whip their place, they will adjust and conform. May God Bless you brother! Glory be to God!
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I am SICK AND TIRED of the LIEberal elite keeping me from exercising my God-given RIGHT to own slaves! Abraham Lincoln, that stinking RINO (Republican In Name Only), has a LOT to answer for as I'm sure he's doing right now, gulping sulfurous smoke in the eternal fires of HELL! THIS IS AMERICA! A CHRISTIAN nation founded by CHRISTIAN men on CHRISTIAN principles! This is supposed to be a FREE NATION but where is my freedom to own slaves that is GRANTED BY GOD?!?!

Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
25:46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.

Some people thought this country's descent into communism began in the 60s. No, my friends. It started when Lincoln decided to destroy our free market system by abolishing slavery!
Bringing back slavery today would fix so many of America's current woes! Unemployed? Sell them into slavery! Illegal immigrant? Allow them to stay by selling them into slavery! Sodomites? Sell them into slavery and let their new owners geld them (until sodomy is once again rightfully a capital crime, of course)! Feminazis? Sell them into slavery! Thieves? Exodus 22:3 has the answer - slavery!

Exodus 21:2 If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

Just imagine. Instead of hiring joo lawyers and accountants, we can buy a new one every six years! My husband, Mr. Whitford, buys a new car more frequently than that!

Why can't Mr. Whitford sell our daughter? Is Stalin in charge here?!?!

Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

It's ridiculous that my husband can't sell our daughter to be a maidservant!

"But Mrs. Whitford, I'm a whiny false 'Christian' who doesn't read the Bible and thinks the Old Testament doesn't count anymore! Wah wah wah!"

Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
6:6 Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
6:7 With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men:
6:8 Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free.

1 Timothy 6:1 Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.
6:2 And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.

Titus 2:9 Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again;
2:10 Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! It's time all True Christians™ stand up together and TAKE BACK AMERICA! I want God-fearing slaves, and I'm sick of people who think they know better than THE LORD telling me I can't have any!
Yeah I hope they reinstate slavery so I can commandeer over you and your mental deficiency
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:06 AM
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We need to bring back slavery in this Country. It would take care of two problems. It would send all of those Mary worshipping mexicans back to mexico and it would put a lot of negros to work.
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We need to bring back slavery in this Country. It would take care of two problems. It would send all of those Mary worshipping mexicans back to mexico and it would put a lot of negros to work.
I use the bible to justify racism and make unfounded over generalizations about entire races.-you
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He's the messenger for your cult, not for god though. God isn't racist
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I use the bible to justify racism and make unfounded over generalizations about entire races.-you
I use the actions of un-inhibited races to justify my prejudices. I don't judge on unfounded actions or over generalizations. I already know that nigras are thieves and beaners like to lay brick. These are facts that can easily be verified.

What does the Bible have to do with it?
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I use the actions of un-inhibited races to justify my prejudices. I don't judge on unfounded actions or over generalizations. I already know that nigras are thieves and beaners like to lay brick. These are facts that can easily be verified.

What does the Bible have to do with it?
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verify them for me, please do with legitimate peer reviewed studies, not wikipedia or youtube or your Christian propaganda studies
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Have you ever driven by a Home Depot with a truckload full of bricks? There will be dozens of swarthy Latino men begging to help lay them.

That kind of hard work is good money. Why wouldn't they want to do it?
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Have you ever driven by a Home Depot with a truckload full of bricks? There will be dozens of swarthy Latino men begging to help lay them.

That kind of hard work is good money. Why wouldn't they want to do it?
If your arguement had any sort of validity(which it doesn't) you would prove to me these supposed facts
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He's the messenger for your cult, not for god though. God isn't racist
God created all the races you idiot! He's the ultimate racist! Without Him there would be no races and then how would we know who to minister to? You really need to read a Bible before you keep posting.
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Smith, you are an ignorant liar.

"Racist" is a word invented by liberals with a guilt complex, which, were they True Christians™" they would not need.

Let me refer you to the Bible, which you have never read:

Ti:1:12: One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, The Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies.

Lu:10:33: But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him, here you have to ask why Christ chose a Samaritan - it was because they are all bastards.

Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil. The Lord notes Ethiopians are nigras and are to be likened to those who do evil. They didn't please God in the Old Testament either:

Zep:2:12: Ye Ethiopians also, ye shall be slain by my sword.

The following races have been singled out by The Lord of Hosts:

Ex.17:13, Amalkelites slain because they are bastards
Num.21:1-3 Aradites ditto
Num.31:1-35 Midianites ditto
Joshua 10:10-11 Amorites ditto only worse
Joshua 11:8-12 Hazorites ditto
Judges 1:4 Canaanites and Perizzites ditto
1 Sam.14:12 Philistines (complete bastards)
1 Kg.20:28-29 Syrians general bastards
2 Chr.14:9-14 More Ethiopians

Anyhow, you get the picture, races make it easy to see whom you should be hating and killing - why else would God make races?
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I get pretty tired of these so-called "human rights activists" always harassing good honest businessmen like me, claiming that we employ "slave labor."

It's ridiculous. Wherever we do business, we pay the prevailing wage, minus deductions for room, board and medications like amphetamines. Our workers are free to leave anytime, just as soon as they pay off their debts. Just think about it - if it wasn't for us, what we these kids do? More than likely they'd be out on the street begging, or going to school (which pays nothing). We create employment opportunities.

For example, let me introduct you to Miss Suzie Wang. She's from a dirt poor farming family. She came to Shanghai looking for work, and answered an ad we ran in the paper, where we offered to provide training to young women looking for employment in computer technology. So we got her a job soldering circuit boards in a factory, 18 hours a day, for $50/month, with room and board costing only $60/month. Great deal for her, but she had trouble breathing the toxic fumes and got sick so we took her to the doctor. Now she's got a doctor bill, plus the money she borrowed to pay her tuition (we don't teach soldering for free), plus 300% interest per month. Well, it was obvious she was falling behind, and she wasn't well suited to do computer work.

But did we kick her out into the street? Did we whip her like a slave? No, instead we got her a job working in one of our night clubs. Here she is entertaining some of our customers:



That's her in the middle. You can see how happy she is.

If it wasn't for us, what would she be doing? Growing rice, raising chickens, slopping the hogs - peasant work! At least now she's got a job with a future. And who knows - she might meet some guy who takes a liking to her, and buys her out.

Slavery indeed!

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I am SICK AND TIRED of the LIEberal elite keeping me from exercising my God-given RIGHT to own slaves! Abraham Lincoln, that stinking RINO (Republican In Name Only), has a LOT to answer for as I'm sure he's doing right now, gulping sulfurous smoke in the eternal fires of HELL! THIS IS AMERICA! A CHRISTIAN nation founded by CHRISTIAN men on CHRISTIAN principles! This is supposed to be a FREE NATION but where is my freedom to own slaves that is GRANTED BY GOD?!?!

Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
25:46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.


Some people thought this country's descent into communism began in the 60s. No, my friends. It started when Lincoln decided to destroy our free market system by abolishing slavery!
Bringing back slavery today would fix so many of America's current woes! Unemployed? Sell them into slavery! Illegal immigrant? Allow them to stay by selling them into slavery! Sodomites? Sell them into slavery and let their new owners geld them (until sodomy is once again rightfully a capital crime, of course)! Feminazis? Sell them into slavery! Thieves? Exodus 22:3 has the answer - slavery!

Exodus 21:2 If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

Just imagine. Instead of hiring joo lawyers and accountants, we can buy a new one every six years! My husband, Mr. Whitford, buys a new car more frequently than that!

Why can't Mr. Whitford sell our daughter? Is Stalin in charge here?!?!

Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

It's ridiculous that my husband can't sell our daughter to be a maidservant!

"But Mrs. Whitford, I'm a whiny false 'Christian' who doesn't read the Bible and thinks the Old Testament doesn't count anymore! Wah wah wah!"

Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
6:6 Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
6:7 With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men:
6:8 Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free.

1 Timothy
6:1 Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.
6:2 And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.

Titus 2:9 Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again;
2:10 Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! It's time all True Christians™ stand up together and TAKE BACK AMERICA! I want God-fearing slaves, and I'm sick of people who think they know better than THE LORD telling me I can't have any!


Okay let's start with you. I think that is dumb what the hell. God made Black people. In the bible This women had three son's one was white one was Black one was Asin so it is wrong to do!
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I am SICK AND TIRED of the LIEberal elite keeping me from exercising my God-given RIGHT to own slaves! Abraham Lincoln, that stinking RINO (Republican In Name Only), has a LOT to answer for as I'm sure he's doing right now, gulping sulfurous smoke in the eternal fires of HELL! THIS IS AMERICA! A CHRISTIAN nation founded by CHRISTIAN men on CHRISTIAN principles! This is supposed to be a FREE NATION but where is my freedom to own slaves that is GRANTED BY GOD?!?!

Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
25:46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.


Some people thought this country's descent into communism began in the 60s. No, my friends. It started when Lincoln decided to destroy our free market system by abolishing slavery!
Bringing back slavery today would fix so many of America's current woes! Unemployed? Sell them into slavery! Illegal immigrant? Allow them to stay by selling them into slavery! Sodomites? Sell them into slavery and let their new owners geld them (until sodomy is once again rightfully a capital crime, of course)! Feminazis? Sell them into slavery! Thieves? Exodus 22:3 has the answer - slavery!

Exodus 21:2 If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

Just imagine. Instead of hiring joo lawyers and accountants, we can buy a new one every six years! My husband, Mr. Whitford, buys a new car more frequently than that!

Why can't Mr. Whitford sell our daughter? Is Stalin in charge here?!?!

Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

It's ridiculous that my husband can't sell our daughter to be a maidservant!

"But Mrs. Whitford, I'm a whiny false 'Christian' who doesn't read the Bible and thinks the Old Testament doesn't count anymore! Wah wah wah!"

Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
6:6 Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
6:7 With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men:
6:8 Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free.

1 Timothy
6:1 Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.
6:2 And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.

Titus 2:9 Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again;
2:10 Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! It's time all True Christians™ stand up together and TAKE BACK AMERICA! I want God-fearing slaves, and I'm sick of people who think they know better than THE LORD telling me I can't have any!

Free country remember for black people dumb ass God may be Black! By the way KKK Asshole Jesus was a jew deal with it!
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That's strange, from your avatar, I never would guess that you're African American. Of course, I know that some whites lived in Africa too, so I guess you're one of those. Sounds to me like you're a traitor to your race. You guys never should have given South Africa back to the darkies. When it was white controlled, it was a paradise.

However, I'm confident in the long run. The Lord has sent the AIDS plague to Africa to rid the continent of Negroes. We all know that Jesus looks favorably upon the white race, and has chosen us (not the "meek" which means "gays") to inherit the Earth.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

God may be black and did God wishper in your little ear with your little brain to do this no kkk asshole. and go shave your head! God made Blacks and he will shtrike you down! God's son was a Jew and he died on the cross for your kkk tattoed pansy mother piffleing cowred ass!
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Free country remember for black people dumb ass God may be Black! By the way KKK Asshole Jesus was a jew deal with it!
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Free country remember for black people dumb ass God may be Black! By the way KKK Asshole Jesus was a jew deal with it!


I will not go to hell I am saved it is Gods Promise! I do know that! I think you need to read the bible a little more before you try to run down people you don't know. I know am saved are you if not this is how you get saved you Ask Jesus into your heart and ask for forgivness for your sins and belive he died on the cross for you and mean it then your saved. So that is how in king james it is said. Ask once you shall recive!
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I will not go to hell I am saved it is Gods Promise! I do know that! I think you need to read the bible a little more before you try to run down people you don't know. I know am saved are you if not this is how you get saved you Ask Jesus into your heart and ask for forgivness for your sins and belive he died on the cross for you and mean it then your saved. So that is how in king james it is said. Ask once you shall recive!
My dear, I see the LORD is leading you towards our True Christian™ light; you quoted yourself, and therefore have rebuked yourself. Praise!
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