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She can check the oil in her car? 4 1.47%
She can balance the checkbook? 1 0.37%
She can be rational during an emergency? 12 4.40%
She can find her #@$&! car keys. 2 0.73%
All she's good for is you know what! 197 72.16%
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She stays out of Promise Enforcers, where she isn't allowed to post!!! 9 3.30%
She can pee sitting down and scarcely ever misses the bowl. 14 5.13%
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Whoever started this thread caught himself in his own trap. The question was about women's intelligence. It had "brain" in its title:

But what purpose do brain have in creation (pseudo)science?

3 possible conclusions:
-1 women are smart
-2 the thread starter is not a devoted creationist
-3 women are stupid and the creation theory is wrong.

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Oh, is that what the "good for you know what" option means? I'll vote for that then.

I thought it might be code for gardening, but I didn't think the young lady Elmer posted looked much like a gardener, what with those lovely nails.
I once mentioned "cooking, cleaning, and rearranging furniture", but Brother Temperance correctly pointed out that rearranging funiture was something most women couldn't be trusted with. Perhaps if it is done strictly under a man's supervision it would be acceptable.

Gardening too, is risky. Weak-minded women should not leave the house any more than is absolutely necessary -- exposure to nature could lead to an arousal of their more base desires, and this must be prevented at all costs.
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Women are equally intelligent but the society sometimes suppresses them. Many famous scientists and inventors were women.

But, of course, my favourite women's quality is the one Elmer meant.
Rubbish. You can count the famous women scientists and inventors on the fingers of one hand and all of them were men in disguise.

The demon of liebral deception has you in a stranglehold, young man, and is addling your brain.
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Whoever started this thread caught himself in his own trap. The question was about women's intelligence. It had "brain" in its title:

But what purpose do brain have in creation (pseudo)science?

3 possible conclusions:
-1 women are smart
-2 the thread starter is not a devoted creationist
-3 women are stupid and the creation theory is wrong.

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You make no sense at all. God gave women sufficient brain to be of some help to men. Read the KJV1611 please, before posting garbage on God's, GW Bush's and Mrs Betty Bower's favourite forums.
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Rubbish. You can count the famous women scientists and inventors on the fingers of one hand and all of them were men in disguise.

The demon of liebral deception has you in a stranglehold, young man, and is addling your brain.
There were quite a lot. Just type "famous women" or "women scientists" in your web browser.
But as I said, trough out the history women were rarely given the chance to get educated. And in many cases educated women were "kept" at home so their education got worthless.
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You make no sense at all. God gave women sufficient brain to be of some help to men. Read the KJV1611 please, before posting garbage on God's, GW Bush's and Mrs Betty Bower's favourite forums.
Are you denying the theory of creation?

I ask you once again. What do creation (pseudo)scientists say about the purpose of human brain? It has been mentioned on these forums many times.
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Are you denying the theory of creation?

I ask you once again. What do creation (pseudo)scientists say about the purpose of human brain? It has been mentioned on these forums many times.

Christian Scientist have confirmed The Bible's teaching that the brain is only an organ to cool the blood. The seat of intelligence is the heart. Since a woman's heart is smaller than a man's it goes to follow women are less intelligent than men and possibly have no souls, or at lest very small ones.
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Whoever started this thread caught himself in his own trap. The question was about women's intelligence. It had "brain" in its title:

But what purpose do brain have in creation (pseudo)science?

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-3 women are stupid and the creation theory is wrong.

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4 - Women are stupid, and creationism is correct.
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4 - Women are stupid, and creationism is correct.
I know many women are smarter than me and I'm strongly sure creationist is just a giant load of bullocks.

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Are you denying the theory of creation?

I ask you once again. What do creation (pseudo)scientists say about the purpose of human brain? It has been mentioned on these forums many times.
In every day parlance Brain = intelligence. This is a metaphorical use of the term. It is like using the term heart to indicate courage or "big-hearted" to mean "kind". Such metaphorical uses of a term do not contradict creation science.

If we are going to pick holes in every metaphorical use of a term, nearly every conversation between linguistically sophisticated people could be torn to shreds.
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In every day parlance Brain = intelligence. This is a metaphorical use of the term. It is like using the term heart to indicate courage or "big-hearted" to mean "kind". Such metaphorical uses of a term do not contradict creation science.

If we are going to pick holes in every metaphorical use of a term, nearly every conversation between linguistically sophisticated people could be torn to shreds.
I admire your ability to express your inner fears and delusions. I hope to be able to speak same soon. I especially enjoyed the word parlance, which proves an incredible affect French had on English. But never mind.

Have you ever considered the possibility of the word heart and soul used metaphorically in the Bible? After all, God was created alpowerful so he must have at least some linguistic skills.
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Are you kidding? Women can do anything men can do, well close. But theres things women can do that men can't.
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Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
Women could teach you manners and physics.
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