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View Poll Results: What can a woman do besides you know what?
She can check the oil in her car? 4 1.47%
She can balance the checkbook? 1 0.37%
She can be rational during an emergency? 12 4.40%
She can find her #@$&! car keys. 2 0.73%
All she's good for is you know what! 197 72.16%
She knows how to follow rules! 17 6.23%
She stays out of Promise Enforcers, where she isn't allowed to post!!! 9 3.30%
She can pee sitting down and scarcely ever misses the bowl. 14 5.13%
Spend three-quarters of her waking life in the bathroom doing her hair. 17 6.23%
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Old 12-31-2013, 09:03 AM
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Don't forget about Mrs. Einstein, Mrs. Darwin, Mrs. Pauling, Mrs. LeChatlier, Mrs. Newton, Mrs. Galileo, Mrs. Socrates, etc.

Funny thing about Marie Curie is that she didn't do ANYTHING in her lab without her HUSBAND. Just because the liberal media twisted the information to make it look like she actually did something, it was only her husband that did the work and made the discoveries. Don't believe me, ask Mrs. Pasteur.
Maybe you should do more research before you make yourself look silly. Marie Curie was a chemist and physicist. Her husband was just a physicist. It would have been impossible for her to have discovered polonium without her knowledge of chemistry. If you wish to post anything that pertains to discrediting someone else's intelligence, don't cause the same for yourself.
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Good poll, I voted "She knows how to follow rules!" Trust a woman not to apply any originality to solve real life problems that require out-of-the-box thinking. Basically, they don't like to step out of the comfort zone especially in adverse situations, are totally averse to risk-taking and you simply cannot rely on them when you have to make big moves that involve courage. Take them out of the picture and never discuss your next move or future plans. Women can't keep a secret and naturally make excellent spies. I don't know if it's sounding out of topic but most women are also selfish by nature and the only time you should trust them is when you will have to procreate with them to produce Christian soldiers who will carry your name.
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I chose the emergency one because it seems to be the only nice one there.
Horrid men.
I hope you have your husbands permission to post here.

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I hope you have your husbands permission to post here.

1 Timothy 2:12 Ephesians 5:23
I'm pretty sure that witch is dead. One of the younger members of my "Nubile Young Men's Prayer Circle" bagged her a couple of years ago.
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Actually, I just heard he gave her enough to keep her still and co-operative.

Didn't the good Pastor say that the unfortunate Mrs Pistle met her end in an unfortunately (and oddly) placed woodchipper?
Proverbs 5:4 But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a twoedged sword.

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Womens brains are inferior to mens. Plain, and simple.
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Womens brains are inferior to mens. Plain, and simple.
Completely agree, probably about half the size of a man's brain.

"For what can there thousand feet avail, when in one good jump arrives the male" - Goethe (who was a well known follower of young master Hitler but made a good point).
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I'd like to know how many times a day your husband gives you a beating, because you certainly deserve them.
So beating is the solution for everything isn't it... is that really how God handles things? I think not. Jesus shows compassion towards women, He'd never condone backhanding women, He said to honor your wife like He honors His church.

Did Jesus beat on the woman with the issue of blood because she touched His garment without first asking permission??? No He did not.

I can honestly bet you men don't even have wives, and if you do she's probably to scared to talk... you men don't love your wives or you wouldn't treat them like the muslims....
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So beating is the solution for everything isn't it... is that really how God handles things? I think not.
You are absolutely right: I seriously doubt that God would stoop to such a human intervention, not when he has control over the rain to kill every person on Earth except for 8 people (Genesis 7:17-24), the power to turn a woman in to a pillar of salt for looking back at her town which He'd just destroyed (Genesis 19:24-26), and can send bears to kill children who make fun of a man's male pattern baldness (2 Kings 2:23-34).

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you men don't love your wives or you wouldn't treat them like the muslims....
Are you insane? There is no way I would have my wife wrap cloth around her head: she breaks enough stuff already.



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Hello there. I just signed up to this message board specifically to respond to this topic.

I'm with the majority on this one. The only thing my wife is good for is you-know-what.
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Hello there. I just signed up to this message board specifically to respond to this topic.

I'm with the majority on this one. The only thing my wife is good for is you-know-what.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I miss the good old days... The days you could club a women rape her give her father 30 shekels of silver and have a wife. I sadly never knew those days... tsk tsk. What has the world become!
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