The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Christian history forum

Christian history forum This forum is dedicated to the history of Christianity, and its impact on the history of the world.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #21  
Old 12-28-2009, 02:53 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 75,138
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by EmilyRose View Post
I see no facts, just speculation on a real character.
That's because you have scales on your eyes.

Quote:
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 12-28-2009, 04:33 PM
EmilyRose's Avatar
EmilyRose EmilyRose is offline
Unsaved trash, Teenaged queer boy

How dumb can you get? 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: being a chav queer
Posts: 55
EmilyRose is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.EmilyRose is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.EmilyRose is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.EmilyRose is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.EmilyRose is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.EmilyRose is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.EmilyRose is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
That's because you have scales on your eyes.
And you have rose-tinted glasses on yours.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 01-03-2010, 03:20 PM
Harold Law's Avatar
Harold Law Harold Law is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: NOT San Francisco
Posts: 137
Harold Law has bribed people to get these reputation points.Harold Law has bribed people to get these reputation points.Harold Law has bribed people to get these reputation points.Harold Law has bribed people to get these reputation points.Harold Law has bribed people to get these reputation points.Harold Law has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Nothing better than concrete proof to praise the lords work. Amen, brother.
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 01-04-2010, 11:40 AM
Leviticus Lizzy Leviticus Lizzy is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 12
Leviticus Lizzy has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Leviticus Lizzy has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Leviticus Lizzy has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Leviticus Lizzy has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Of course our Lord Jesus is white! He is a handsome lad, but I just wish he'd get a haircut. Sets a bad example for my Jeremiah, Jonas, Jebediah, Joseph and the rest of them.
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 01-04-2010, 06:40 PM
CoriSparks's Avatar
CoriSparks CoriSparks is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 8
CoriSparks is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

how do you know what god looks like?
__________________
;D
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 01-04-2010, 06:48 PM
Jacob the Angry Liar's Avatar
Jacob the Angry Liar Jacob the Angry Liar is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: n/a
Posts: 309
Jacob the Angry Liar is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

God created Man in His own image (Genesis 1:27). However, I interpret this loosely, as Man has so much variation, particularly in color what with all these negros and such we have running around these days, that God could not have created Man precisely in His own image, but rather a loose template based on his general appearance. This can not include color. Because of this, the color of Man is no indication of the color of God. To determine that, we must use other logic.

God can only be one color, and the only color that makes sense for Him to be of is white. How could He be black? I refuse to accept that. Furthermore, the mother Mary must have been light-skinned as well, because a wise and all-knowing God would not have chosen a dark-skinned woman to impregnate. Having two light-skinned parents would generally cause a man to have light skin. Jesus had to have been white.
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 01-04-2010, 06:50 PM
CoriSparks's Avatar
CoriSparks CoriSparks is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 8
CoriSparks is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
SHOUT GLORY! That was a beautiful sermon Pastor!

Of course he was white. How could anyone with skin the color of feces be holy?
you cant help what region of the globe your born on
the closer you are to the equator determines the amount of melanin(which determines what color you are) in your skin,black people dont choose to be black just like white people dont choose to be white.
that in no way proves that jesus was white
your hypothesis does not support your theory
__________________
;D
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 01-04-2010, 06:55 PM
James Hutchins's Avatar
James Hutchins James Hutchins is offline
True Christian™
Just a Regular Nice Guy
 

True Christian™ Silver Tither Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Provider™ award Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator TC Bravery Gunfest '09 Ready for the Rapture Punched the most queers Jailed for JESUS True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Mission to Australia One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life ex-sheep-shagger Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Hotrodder Saved 1 Year Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award 20,000 posts Long service medal, 3rd class Home Schooled Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
Posts: 24,876
James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Smile Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by CoriSparks View Post
you cant help what region of the globe your born on
the closer you are to the equator determines the amount of melanin(which determines what color you are) in your skin,black people dont choose to be black just like white people dont choose to be white.
that in no way proves that jesus was white
your hypothesis does not support your theory
I lived in Costa Rica for a while, I was white as a sheet the entire time.
Some nigras are born in the UK, why are the always black?
Eskimos are kind of gritty looking yet they are surrounded by pure white snow.

And I damn well do choose to be White!!
__________________
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 01-04-2010, 08:09 PM
Jacob the Angry Liar's Avatar
Jacob the Angry Liar Jacob the Angry Liar is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: n/a
Posts: 309
Jacob the Angry Liar is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by CoriSparks View Post
you cant help what region of the globe your born on
the closer you are to the equator determines the amount of melanin(which determines what color you are) in your skin,black people dont choose to be black just like white people dont choose to be white.
that in no way proves that jesus was white
your hypothesis does not support your theory

In order to have been born black, someone must have sinned and angered God inside of the womb, as their skin color was determined before birth. They made the choice to sin, and thus must pay for it. It was entirely their choice.
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 01-04-2010, 08:42 PM
Vavoline Johnson's Avatar
Vavoline Johnson Vavoline Johnson is offline
Mammy
Forum Member

True Christian™ True Christian™ 1st Year Bible College Honorary Ex-Negro/Negress/Nigglet Parking Lot Tither True Christian Beauty True Christian Lady Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth One Year/1000 posts Ex-negro Real American™ Best stoning bucket Eats the Most Pork 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: floriduh
Posts: 938
Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Vavoline Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by CoriSparks View Post
how do you know what god looks like?
Lawd, seems we got our -selves another dummy. We got his picture done on black velvet right here on da wall of da livin room. The man at da flea market said it Jeezuz his-self. If dat ain't proof of what he be lookin like, nothin is!
__________________
Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
Reply With Quote
  #31  
Old 01-04-2010, 08:52 PM
A sub Human A sub Human is offline
Unsaved trash
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 31
A sub Human is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A sub Human is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

God Bless!

Does it matter in the end what color Jesus was? You don't like black people, therefore you reject all ideas that Jesus was any other color than your own; white.
__________________
John 8:10-11
Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 01-04-2010, 08:55 PM
Gabriel Reproba's Avatar
Gabriel Reproba Gabriel Reproba is offline
Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
The Most Honest Lawyer in America
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Christian Love Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth The Lord’s Witness Wound Saved 1 Year The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Punched the most queers TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Divorcee Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: God's Good Side!
Posts: 2,481
Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A sub Human View Post
Does it matter in the end what color Jesus was?
Yes.

Quote:
You don't like black people, therefore you reject all ideas that Jesus was any other color than your own; white.
You are familiar with the concept of "The Children of Ham," no?

Genesis 9:20-29 is where Ham sees his father's (Noah's) tallywhacker and instead of covering it up or gouging his eyes out, he runs to tell his brothers. When Noah awakes, he curses all of Ham's descendants. This is why the blacks are black to this day, by the way. They are all "Cursed Children of Ham. Don't believe me, I just gave you the scripture, go read it!
__________________
Yours In Christ,

Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 01-04-2010, 08:57 PM
A sub Human A sub Human is offline
Unsaved trash
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 31
A sub Human is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A sub Human is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
Yes.



You are familiar with the concept of "The Children of Ham," no?

Genesis 9:20-29 is where Ham sees his father's (Noah's) tallywhacker and instead of covering it up or gouging his eyes out, he runs to tell his brothers. When Noah awakes, he curses all of Ham's descendants. This is why the blacks are black to this day, by the way. They are all "Cursed Children of Ham. Don't believe me, I just gave you the scripture, go read it!
I'm familiar with the concept of the children of Ham, it's your excuse to condemn black people.
__________________
John 8:10-11
Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 01-04-2010, 09:11 PM
Gabriel Reproba's Avatar
Gabriel Reproba Gabriel Reproba is offline
Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
The Most Honest Lawyer in America
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Christian Love Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth The Lord’s Witness Wound Saved 1 Year The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Punched the most queers TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Divorcee Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: God's Good Side!
Posts: 2,481
Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A sub Human View Post
I'm familiar with the concept of the children of Ham, it's your excuse to condemn black people.
You think of God's acts and words as "an excuse?" What other of the Lord's acts and words do you think of as an excuse? Do you think that the Bible is NOT the word of God?
__________________
Yours In Christ,

Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 01-04-2010, 09:15 PM
A sub Human A sub Human is offline
Unsaved trash
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 31
A sub Human is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A sub Human is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
You think of God's acts and words as "an excuse?" What other of the Lord's acts and words do you think of as an excuse? Do you think that the Bible is NOT the word of God?
You interpret scripture in such a way that it is convenient to you. You hate black people, therefore you use the story to justify your malice. It no longer becomes YOUR hatred, it becomes God's will, which is ok in your mind. You are stubborn psychologically, and have no ability to think or process ideas for yourself.
__________________
John 8:10-11
Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 01-04-2010, 09:50 PM
James Hutchins's Avatar
James Hutchins James Hutchins is offline
True Christian™
Just a Regular Nice Guy
 

True Christian™ Silver Tither Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Provider™ award Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator TC Bravery Gunfest '09 Ready for the Rapture Punched the most queers Jailed for JESUS True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Mission to Australia One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life ex-sheep-shagger Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Hotrodder Saved 1 Year Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award 20,000 posts Long service medal, 3rd class Home Schooled Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
Posts: 24,876
James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!James Hutchins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Now 'Bob', one here hates black people. We merely follow the word of God as outlined in the KJV1611 Bible. Show me the scripture that tells me that black people are the same as white people.

Please, do not be such a racist. We do not tolerate that here!
__________________
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 01-04-2010, 10:07 PM
Gabriel Reproba's Avatar
Gabriel Reproba Gabriel Reproba is offline
Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
The Most Honest Lawyer in America
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Christian Love Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth The Lord’s Witness Wound Saved 1 Year The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Punched the most queers TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Divorcee Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: God's Good Side!
Posts: 2,481
Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A sub Human View Post
You interpret scripture in such a way that it is convenient to you. You hate black people, therefore you use the story to justify your malice. It no longer becomes YOUR hatred, it becomes God's will, which is ok in your mind. You are stubborn psychologically, and have no ability to think or process ideas for yourself.
You are being unresponsive. You just keep shouting that we are somehow "interpreting" the Bible so as to go against its plain meaning. Please show me scripture that proves your point about black people being teh same as whites.
__________________
Yours In Christ,

Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 01-04-2010, 10:21 PM
Jacob the Angry Liar's Avatar
Jacob the Angry Liar Jacob the Angry Liar is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: n/a
Posts: 309
Jacob the Angry Liar is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A sub Human View Post
You interpret scripture in such a way that it is convenient to you. You hate black people, therefore you use the story to justify your malice. It no longer becomes YOUR hatred, it becomes God's will, which is ok in your mind. You are stubborn psychologically, and have no ability to think or process ideas for yourself.
How could that passage be interpreted otherwise? If you can interpret the story in a way that says that being black is NOT a punishment from God, then you are interpreting it in a way that is convienent to YOU, because you do not hate black people. Dirty hypocrite
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 01-05-2010, 06:09 PM
Gabriel Reproba's Avatar
Gabriel Reproba Gabriel Reproba is offline
Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
The Most Honest Lawyer in America
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Christian Love Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth The Lord’s Witness Wound Saved 1 Year The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Punched the most queers TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Divorcee Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: God's Good Side!
Posts: 2,481
Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Gabriel Reproba will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
You are being unresponsive. You just keep shouting that we are somehow "interpreting" the Bible so as to go against its plain meaning. Please show me scripture that proves your point about black people being teh same as whites.
I am still waiting. I guess you are doing research?
__________________
Yours In Christ,

Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 01-05-2010, 07:30 PM
Brother Guy Bayard's Avatar
Brother Guy Bayard Brother Guy Bayard is offline
Anvil of the Antipodes
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian™ 

Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: policing mockery of the free internets
Posts: 1,269
Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™Brother Guy Bayard is a True Christian™
Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

It truly saddens me to see that no matter how much proof people are provided with, they still seem to make up their own minds regardless of the facts. Here we have a black and white example of people choosing what to believe and what to ignore just as it suits them, when the good Pastor Ezekiel has made it unnecessary to have to exercise any independent thought whatsoever.
__________________
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
origin of the races, whiteman's burden

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 08:48 AM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved