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Old 12-22-2013, 09:18 AM
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(I'll preface this by saying I am a white man, in case someone imagines I am not and getting angry personally. I am coming to the defense of righteousness in the face of wickedness...)

What is all this? This is quite a hateful place. Certainly God doesn't want any of this! Do you really think God will let you into His kingdom with all of this pompous superiority and hatred? Did you miss the part of the Bible that said we are ALL God's children, and he loves us ALL and wants ALL of us to be Saved?

I don't see how any of you can have that smug smile in your pictures, put on suits, hang your degrees on a wall and actually feel righteous in saying things like, "Jesus was white because Europeans painted him that way, and he is white because he is the Savior of WHITE people and ALL people who aren't white are criminals and heathens that God doesn't care for!"

That's SICK!

Regarding the original post here:

"God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white."

I find it weird that he emphasized "NOT Joseph." What difference does that make? Mary and Joseph were both Middle Eastern. Even if God DID impregnate Joseph somehow (absurd, obviously) that doesn't change anything. Also, it doesn't prove anything either.

"That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker."

This REALLY undermines Jesus' status as the Son of God! He is basically saying, "Yeah forget the miracles, forget the salvation. People flocked to Jesus to see a WHITE man!" That's NOT important here! You are lost if in all of the blessings of the Lord available you are so stuck on Jesus being white.

"Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white."

What?! This man knows nothing! The Bible describes what Heaven may look like, but not what it is "made of." And even IF it were "made" of clouds, how can you, as a mortal, conclude that that obviously turns all of its inhabitants white? HOW?

"Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks."

You... are a pastor? You think that after one has given themselves to Him and earned a place in the Kingdom of Heaven, that they run the risk of cancer while there? That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. And for the record, white reflects visible light, NOT ultraviolet rays, which is what causes cancer in the first place. And Heaven is closer to the Sun? Heaven is the Kingdom in which God resides, which is outside of time and space. That's where one experiences eternity. God isn't affected by time and space because he is not "in" our physical universe. As such, Heaven isn't "closer" to the Sun. It isn't in this universe.

This is all ridiculous hate-mongering and you all know it. You all need to pray real hard and ask Him for forgiveness for being judgmental, hateful, and full of pride for something so superfluous.

And regarding the few people who have called all people of color criminals, I ask this: If that is true, how do you explain the numerous white people who commit atrocious crimes, and how do you explain the people of color who leads lives far more righteous than your own, without all of this silly pride and hatred that, oh yeah!, God commands against?!

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(I'll preface this by saying I am a white man, in case someone imagines I am not and getting angry personally. I am coming to the defense of righteousness in the face of wickedness...)

What is all this? This is quite a hateful place. Certainly God doesn't want any of this! Do you really think God will let you into His kingdom with all of this pompous superiority and hatred? Did you miss the part of the Bible that said we are ALL God's children, and he loves us ALL and wants ALL of us to be Saved?

******* screeeeeeeeech!!! *******
Whoa there...do you have Bible quotes to back those wild accusations up? Post them here.

In the meantime, think about this: if God loves everyone, why did He create Hell?



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Old 12-22-2013, 09:29 AM
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Regarding the original post here:

"God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white."

I find it weird that he emphasized "NOT Joseph." What difference does that make? Mary and Joseph were both Middle Eastern. Even if God DID impregnate Joseph somehow (absurd, obviously) that doesn't change anything. Also, it doesn't prove anything either...


Pastor Zeke is saying that God impregnated Mary...Joseph did not.

Now, be a good little niglet and tapdance on over to the Introductions subforum and post a proper introduction like you should have done first before coming to this topic to spew forth your nonsense.
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So all the "Try Jesus" stuff is JUST for white people?
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So all the "Try Jesus" stuff is JUST for white people?
Just because Jesus is white and loves white people the most does not mean the lesser races cannot have some small part of salvation. Why would you think that? Have you not read God's Word?
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So all the "Try Jesus" stuff is JUST for white people?
Absolutely not. We do not condone, or tolerate, racism in any way shape or form. There are many ex-negroes that are True Christians.

So, moving on, as has been suggested please go to the introduction forum and tell us all about yourself. It looks to me as if you are possibly a cherry picker.
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So all the "Try Jesus" stuff is JUST for white people?
We are not racist monsters! Blacks can be saved, but since they are descendants of Ham (Gen 9:25-26), it's less likely that they will be.
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Now Lets say God was white...Did u ever notice white DOES NOT keep its color? Add any color to white paint what color u think it will be? When "White" has a child with another race the child will have a stronger skin tone of the other race OVER POWERING the white... White + Chinese = Chinese ..White and Black = Black...White + Brown = Brown... So how is it Jesus would be a white man if Mary wasn't white? ... In a time when white was supposedly "The better race" do u think whites would give credit to ANY one who was not? Whites took over everything...did u know the statue of liberty was originally a black woman with chains? Ever wonder why she still has chains on her feet? Did u know Africa was named after the white man who concurred it? Scipio Africanus? Why did they change cat woman to white? Lolol all jokes aside have an open mind and think about it.. we believe what we see...but NONE OF US know what God of Jesus actually looks like we weren't there...n when u see pics keep in mind what I said.do not be ignorant. .God is not ignorant...we are ALL in his image
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all the art you have seen have been made by white people so they would make white as good as possible and plus in the middle east you would a get a tan almost as if you are coloured. Plus the Bible does not say if Jesus was white or black or mix therefore it is unimportant
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So how is it Jesus would be a white man if Mary wasn't white?
Ah, we have another racist here. OK, racist, try to understand this.
Jesus has no human heritage, His heritage is Himself, God. God says in the Bible that He is white. Another thing is that Mary was a jew. These are Jews.



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Whoa there...do you have Bible quotes to back those wild accusations up? Post them here.

In the meantime, think about this: if God loves everyone, why did He create Hell?



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well i have a quote for you 'God made the Heavens and the Earth' Genesis 1:1. Where is hell in this?
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Ah, we have another racist here. OK, racist, try to understand this.
Jesus has no human heritage, His heritage is Himself, God. God says in the Bible that He is white. Another thing is that Mary was a jew. These are Jews.



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okay then this Jew is black
thanks to the Romans you get many Jew of varying culture yet STILL JEWS
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again i ask where in the Bible does it say Jesus the Son of God was white just go to the middles and tell me how many are fully white with no tans!!!
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okay then this Jew is black
thanks to the Romans you get many Jew of varying culture yet STILL JEWS
Copypasting pictures from a racist forum does not work really well. Besides, that is an Israeli. In times of Jesus, there were no black people living in those areas anyway. We also know from scripture that jew were fairer than racist Philistians.

1 Samuel 17:42-46

And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance. And the Philistine said unto David, Am I a dog, that thou comest to me with staves? And the Philistine cursed David by his gods.
And the Philistine said to David, Come to me, and I will give thy flesh unto the fowls of the air, and to the beasts of the field.
Then said David to the Philistine, Thou comest to me with a sword, and with a spear, and with a shield: but I come to thee in the name of the LORD of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast defied.
This day will the LORD deliver thee into mine hand; and I will smite thee, and take thine head from thee; and I will give the carcases of the host of the Philistines this day unto the fowls of the air, and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel.

As you see the Philistine despised David for being white. Then Lord delivered Philistine into David's hands, and David cut Philistine's head off for being such a racist bastard.

These are Philistinians and Bible tells us that they are darker than David.

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just go to the middles and tell me how many are fully white with no tans!!!
You are not very smart, are you? Let me ask you this. If I get a tan and then make a baby, does my baby born with a tan?

Another thing is, that by your logic Jesus must have been EVEN whiter. You are trying to say that people staying in Israel makes them darker over time. OK, let's follow that though. That picture I just now posted are of Jews living in Jerusalem. Let's see them again.

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Jesus lived 2000 years ago, so these people have had 2000 years more time catching rays. Damn, by your logic jews at Jesus' time must have been pale as hell
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again i ask where in the Bible does it say Jesus the Son of God was white just go to the middles and tell me how many are fully white with no tans!!!
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Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

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Mary lived in the middle east, mary was middle eastern. Even if your disgusting, bigoted "god is white" statement is true, jesus still wouldn't be white. he would be mixed race. if you want to share your racist views with the world fine, but maybe first you should go back to the 1950's. (ps if heaven is so magnificent i'm pretty certain cancer wouldn't exist)
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Mary lived in the middle east, mary was middle eastern. Even if your disgusting, bigoted "god is white" statement is true, jesus still wouldn't be white. he would be mixed race. if you want to share your racist views with the world fine, but maybe first you should go back to the 1950's. (ps if heaven is so magnificent i'm pretty certain cancer wouldn't exist)
You see (well you probably won't but someone reading might) straight away tou run up against The Bible.

The Bible, not some shaman on toadstools, tells us that Jesus is white.
The Bible tells us that Jesus is white.
The Bible tells us that Jesus is white.
The Bible tells us that Jesus is white.
The Bible

The Bible tells us about Jesus. What is your source?
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...Even if your disgusting, bigoted "god is white" statement...
Why aren't you off yelling at the creators of these "disgusting, bigoted" images, too?




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Mary lived in the middle east, mary was middle eastern. Even if your disgusting, bigoted "god is white" statement is true, jesus still wouldn't be white. he would be mixed race. if you want to share your racist views with the world fine, but maybe first you should go back to the 1950's. (ps if heaven is so magnificent i'm pretty certain cancer wouldn't exist)
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