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Old 12-29-2009, 09:32 PM
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This homeless dog was found sleeping in Jesus’ manger. The Nativity set was located at the central square of Criciuma, a small town in Santa Catarina state, south of Brazil.
I guess he found the perfect spot to stay warm. Merry Christmas everyone.






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They're so many homeless dogs in Brazil they're lucky that Joseph and Mary didn't make the manger into a kennel.
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Very cute pic. but since when did Jesus lie with dogs?

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At least the Brazillions were smart enough to know that baby JESUS had blonde hair and blue eyes.
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Default Re: Dog stays warm in Jesus’ manger

I am pretty sure Jesus would find this blasphemous, as Jesus never cared much for dogs. Remember Matthew chapter 7, verse 6?

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.


And don't forget the instance where Jesus compared the Caananite woman to a dog (in a negative way, of course)

Matthew 15:26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
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