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Old 01-12-2010, 09:46 AM
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Apparently, half of Death Metal band "SLAYER" are devout Christians. Because they DO worship our lord and savior, does this make them good Christians?
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Apparently, half of Death Metal band "SLAYER" are devout Christians. Because they DO worship our lord (sic) and savior (sic), does this make them good Christians?
No. You cannot be a good Christian while campaigning for Satan.

That's like putting and together. There is only place for 1.
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You cannot serenade Jesus with the songs of the Devil.
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This is such a stupid question, to be honest. Now, I'm actually quite familiar with Slayer since I've been burning their records since the 1980's. I believe their lead singer might be a Catholic, but that is not a Christian. Papists believe in Mary and break a number of rules that God laid out in the Bible. So we can count him out.

But, even if one of them was "Christian" like you claim, they are in name only. No Christian would associate with such a blatantly Satanic rock group. Their music praises Satan, evangelizes Satan's message to youth, and they live rock 'n roll (aka SINFUL) lifestyles. There's just too many sins to go over.

But here is one...

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?


Since you listen to Slayer I don't expect you to have the intelligence to understand that preceding Bible passage. But it says this, in essence, "Do not associate or join together with unbelievers. For good and bad cannot come together, and it corrupts you." I think that says all you need to know.
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Slayer is a Christian band, now? How is that going to help their album sales?
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Maybe they try to secretly win satanist metal fans back for Jesus? We should check their music for subliminal Christian messages...
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I mentioned in my introduction that one of my guilty pleasures has always been music and that metal has been an area of particular interest for me. Being an accomplished drummer and percussion instructor myself, I do consider myself something of an expert.

Slayer has been around for a lot longer than most people realize. They made a name for themselves among metal fans in 1983 with brutally chaotic guitar riffs, relentless (if somewhat Muppet-like) drumming efforts, and lame comic book lyrics about war and death and religion and evil. I can tolerate their 'old school' approach to metal for short periods, but at best they always were and still are a B-tier metal band with a lot of simple loyal fans who'd better find Jesus before it's too late. That one or two of their members are thought to be Christians in any imagined form doesn't excuse the fact that the band, as a whole, exists to blaspheme and lead the younger, weaker sheep astray. Listen with caution to this literally damned band.
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Exactly. It's the same thing as saying that ICP are Christians. They're not.
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No. You cannot be a good Christian while campaigning for Satan.

That's like putting and together. There is only place for 1.
the band slayer do not campaign for satan you fool.

just because they are in a heavy metal band it does not at all mean you campaign for satan, or even acnowlege him.

its just a style of music for crying out loud
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Slayer is a satanic band, don't be an idiot you idiot.
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Slayer is a satanic band, don't be an idiot you idiot.
dont call me an idiot you christfag!

there is no such thing as a SATANIC BAND!

a band is a piffleing band!

if theyr so piffleing bad for your religious views, why the piffle have a thread dedicated to talking about them?

honestly you truely are a bunch of clueless dickfaces
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and you, my good man, are a christfag.....

i would rather be an idiot
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Do they praise The Lord in their songs? No? Then they are satanic.

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It's you who is clueless. Read the Bible and get some clues.
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Do they praise The Lord in their songs? No? Then they are satanic.

It's you who is clueless. Read the Bible and get some clues.
id rather eat my own shit then read a bible.......

and just because the dont praise YOUR lord in their songs, does not in any way at all make them satanic!

seriously.

so i take it i must be a 'satanist' to you because i dont believe in ANYTHING. am i right?

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id rather eat my own shit then read a bible.......
Then I have some very good news for you. You will be eating shit in hell for all eternity.

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and just because the dont praise YOUR lord in their songs, does not in any way at all make them satanic!
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so i take it i must be a 'satanist' to you because i dont believe in ANYTHING. am i right?
Yes you are right. You are a satanist. Admitting it is the first step. Reading the Bible to get rid of it the next.
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Then I have some very good news for you. You will be eating shit in hell for all eternity.

Of course it does!

Yes you are right. You are a satanist. Admitting it is the first step. Reading the Bible to get rid of it the next.
yay im a satanist!
time to go sacrifice some virgin christian women to my dark lord!

oh and guess what, i have to say this, it will help you with your 'life'......

ther is NO HEAVEN OR HELL!

holy shit i bet you werent expecting that.
now you know! and knowing is half the battle!


and also, the fact they do not praise your lord, just means they couldnt care less about religion, they arent being controlled at all by anything anymore.
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yay im a satanist!
You can go to hell. We don't need you.
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Read Between The Lies---SLAYER

Evangelist you claim God speaks through you,
Your restless mouth full of lies gains popularity.
You care not for the old that suffer,
When empty pockets cry from hunger.

Penniless from their generosity,
Sharing their money to quench your greed.
Searching for the answer to their prayers
They cry their one last wish of need.
Save me.

His spirit lives and breathes in me.
The almighty transformed to your screen.
The meanings lost in its translation,
No holy words, describe his deception.

You say you'll help us find the lord,
Tell me preacher how do you know
A simple quest for a invisible savior,
To lead us through our final prayer.
Save me.

Send your donations,
Contribute to the cause.
Luxuries, your righteous reward?
Praise the Lord, praise God,
Is what you wish to sell.
There is no heaven without a hell.

In your mind's eye could you truly believe,
That by giving you can save your soul,
Could you be so naive!
You heal the sick, you raise the dead,
You blind the congregation
With the things you say.

Religious blackmail a deceit of trust,
That death will come and all will be lost.

Can you hear the serpents call,
Look deep in those deceiving eyes.
Ignore the writing on the wall,
You should read between the lies.

When doubt subsides his honesty,
An inquiry, is it blasphemy?
Impure the soul, that's made to suffer,
No sermons left to hide or cover,
An empty promise, lie unfulfilled,
To steal a dream or get it killed.
They claim your trip to heavens nearby,
You may believe it but Satan wouldn't lie.


Now shut up and go away.
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