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Old 06-25-2007, 01:21 AM
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Why thank you, I think. That's the first time you've had a civil tongue in your head. Maybe Jesus is working on you even now....
I believe that he was using perverted, atheist sarcasm, Pastor Ezekiel. I would not take what he said as a compliment.
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Old 06-25-2007, 07:56 AM
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Why thank you, I think. That's the first time you've had a civil tongue in your head. Maybe Jesus is working on you even now....
I agree wit Mr. Jonathan on this one. Like him, I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic, perhaps even hinting that you have a homosexual relationship with Christ. Being a smart ass myself, I know these things.
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I'll be sure to steer clear of your town...because you all sound like certified wack-jobs....and if you really are doing the beating..phone thing...100 percent illegal and you can and most likely will go to jail...where you may encounter a man named Bubba in the shower who wants to be really good pals with you.
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Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.
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Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.
DESPITE what Jesus says? Would you mind quoting JESUS and providing me with the chapter and verse you are referring to?
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:01 PM
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I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.
Those laws vary state by state. Some Hellbound liberal states have banned wife-beating outright, but the laws in conservative states just define the line between acceptable wife beating and wanton abuse.

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Old 09-11-2007, 10:25 PM
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Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.
Who says Elmer is espousing anything against Freehold County, Iowa law friend?
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Pardon me Brothers for stepping in here, but I just HAD to say something.

When Pastor Zeke spanks me or smacks me upside the head for burning his steak or talking out of turn I feel deeply loved.

It shows me he cares enough about me to show me the error of my ways. After such "corrections" I always try harder to do the right thing and please him and GOD!

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Old 09-12-2007, 02:10 AM
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Pardon me Brothers for stepping in here, but I just HAD to say something.

When Pastor Zeke spanks me or smacks me upside the head for burning his steak or talking out of turn I feel deeply loved.

It shows me he cares enough about me to show me the error of my ways. After such "corrections" I always try harder to do the right thing and please him and GOD!

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Old 09-12-2007, 02:58 AM
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Are you a masochist or something?
Haha. Zeke, your wife/girlfriend/fiance is crazy.
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:19 AM
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Haha. Zeke, your wife/girlfriend/fiance is crazy.
HEY! Don't judge us by YOUR beliefs!
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Haha. Zeke, your wife/girlfriend/fiance is crazy.
Since my wife is hospitalized thank you for the cheep shot friend.
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God has said "spare the rod,spoil the child". If he had meet these women on this forum, he would have made the spanking of the women a special commandment. And I praise sister bilbethumpingblonde for having the right, christian attatude. For the women must summit to the man, and sometimes she might need some reminding who's boss. Like a godly parent to a child.
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Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.
I swear raping small boys was made illegal quite some time ago as well, but that's never stopped you Mary-Worshiping swine.
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For the women must summit to the man, and sometimes she might need some reminding who's boss. Like a godly parent to a child.
I couldn't agree more.

In fact, for lack of both father and husband, who have passed away, I have now asked my Godly son-in-law to take over the duty of spanking me whenever I deserve it, brothers.

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It would be nice to be able to afford a set of clubs so that I could deliver a 7-iron, but I found a cheap yet effective remedy. Though many may see it initially as reminiscent of locker room idiocy, a wet towel works exceptionally well. It has to be an old towel, too, because the loose, ratty ends make for an excellent makeshift whip. Plus, if you manage to deliver a blow into the crack, she won't be sitting down for a week. Besides, why would she need to sit down if she has to cook and clean so much?
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It would be nice to be able to afford a set of clubs so that I could deliver a 7-iron, but I found a cheap yet effective remedy. Though many may see it initially as reminiscent of locker room idiocy, a wet towel works exceptionally well. It has to be an old towel, too, because the loose, ratty ends make for an excellent makeshift whip. Plus, if you manage to deliver a blow into the crack, she won't be sitting down for a week. Besides, why would she need to sit down if she has to cook and clean so much?

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As a Christian I am appalled at your sadistic cruelty to women. We TRUE Christians never abuse women. This post makes you sound a sadistic, repressed homersexual and I am shocked by it.
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It seems you misconstrued my facetious post as truth.

Women do need a certain level of discipline, but some things clearly go too far. While I'm on that, I hope you're using the handle end of the 7-iron, Zeke.
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My fiance wants to learn how to read; strong discipline from me is needed. If not, next thing I know, she'll want to register to vote.
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My fiance wants to learn how to read; strong discipline from me is needed. If not, next thing I know, she'll want to register to vote.
Unfortunately that Mary worshiper JFK did away with the literacy test as a qualification to vote, so now any spic or illiterate porch monkey is allowed in the voting booth.

I'd go ahead and let her vote. If she's obdient, she'll vote for whoever you tell her to, so that doubles up your Republican vote.
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