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Old 11-24-2007, 06:29 PM
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My fiance wants to learn how to read; strong discipline from me is needed. If not, next thing I know, she'll want to register to vote.
If she is obedient to you and she loves the Lord, then there shouldn't be any problem.

My wife already knew how to read when we met, but there's no problem with that, because all she reads is the Bible, the Crosswalk newsletter, Southern Living magazine, and various cookbooks.

If you fiance registers to vote, she should do like all good Christian wives do and hand her absentee ballot over to you to fill out.

At my local church, we go one step further. On the Sunday before election day, all of our members turn in their absentee ballots along with their tithes into the collection plate, and the Deacons and I spend all night filling them out.

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Unfortunately that Mary worshiper JFK did away with the literacy test as a qualification to vote, so now any spic or illiterate porch monkey is allowed in the voting booth.

I'd go ahead and let her vote. If she's obdient, she'll vote for whoever you tell her to, so that doubles up your Republican vote.
Wives are not children...They don't have to obey their husbands!

1. If it weren't for women, there would be no men post-Adam!
2. Most of the bad things done in the Bible were done by MEN.
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Father Thomas Martin: Wives are not children...They don't have to obey their husbands!
Once again, Mr. Martin show us his utter ignorance of Scripture.

Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

I Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

Don't you papists consider Peter to be your first Pope?

Father Thomas Martin: If it weren't for women, there would be no men post-Adam!
Of course. No one here thinks women are useless. They have a use.

Father Thomas Martin: Most of the bad things done in the Bible were done by MEN.
Of course. That's just simple arithmetic. Most of the things, good, bad, or neutral, done in the Bible were done by men. The stories where women do anything of importance are few and far between.

Out of all of the things done by men in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Out of all of the things done by women in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Which number is higher?

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Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.
Domestic Violence is a crime in the modern world. I lost a very close friend and sister to Domestic MURDER and he is currently serving life w/o parole for not only killing her, but their unborn daughter and 11 month old son. I myself am divorcing my husband of 6 years due to Adultery and abuse, I have a Domestic Violence Order against him to keep him at all times and places 1,000 feet from me. The only man I want in my life at this time is my Lord and Savior Dante Santangelo.................Betcha thought I was going to say Christ didn't ya?
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Domestic Violence is a crime in the modern world. I lost a very close friend and sister to Domestic MURDER and he is currently serving life w/o parole for not only killing her, but their unborn daughter and 11 month old son. I myself am divorcing my husband of 6 years due to Adultery and abuse, I have a Domestic Violence Order against him to keep him at all times and places 1,000 feet from me.
I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.

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I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.

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Thank you for your words, It's been rough since her murder and in dealing with my soon to be Ex. In my opinion I see know difference between the two, Maybe because of everything I have endured I don't know. I'm in therapy and a support group and have been informed I suffer from PTSD and will need medication to help me cope with my past and heal toward the future and I'm not a happy camper about it, but aside from getting back to my faith I will do what is needed to find my normal life again if it still exists. You know.
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Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"
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My wife already knew how to read when we met, but there's no problem with that, because all she reads is the Bible, the Crosswalk newsletter, Southern Living magazine, and various cookbooks.
That's great, Pastor Billy, but I think you need to help expand her horizons by providing more diverse reading material. Some suggestions:

SewNews
The National Review
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The Shotgun News



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aha! so the tree of life in the Holy Book is not the tree of life, but the zealotree!
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Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"
Thomas, are you proud of your ignorance of Scripture?

Jesus said in Matthew 5:32, and repeated in Matthew 19:9, that adultery is just cause for divorce.

Also, in Corinthians 7:5, we learn that a marriage to an unbeliever doesn't amount to very much because an unbeliever can't be expected to take vows seriously.

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Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.

No doubt, Daly's wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards.

Daly's autobiography, "My Life In & Out of the Rough" details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, "All My Exes Wear Rolexes."

Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don't properly discipline our wives. Next time you're over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it'll improve your swing.
FIRST: You have no skill at making jokes.

SECOND: Woman create men you uppity waste of flesh.

THIRD: "honor and love thy MOTHER and thy father", thats what, commandment number 5?

FOURTH: Without women you wouldnt be here to whine about how you want to beat women because of your sexual tension and anger management problems.

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You know, golf clubs aren't just for whacking that little dimpled white ball home. I've found that a 7 iron works well in dealing out a Godly reminder that a truly RARE steak is still bloody, not just pink.

Obviously Brother Daley didn't know that.
Hmmm, are you that disapointed with your own "manliness" that you need to resort to assault with a deadly weapon to resolve your false sense of humility and righteousness? If so im sure Kids Help Phone can help with that, Boy.

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First of all, forgive me Jesus for being a woman and forgive me for violating the sanctity of the men's forum. But I find this Hellkari woman unbearable! First, she's advertising her Satanic perversions, then she says a man can be jailed for spanking HIS wife??? Where do these demon-spawn live? Certainly not in the Godly Mid-Western USA!
The U.S of A has been without "God" since the assassination of JFK.
And you my good lady, are not a Christian. Christians do not acuse others of "Satanic perversions" at the very most they act like a Jehova's Witness and say "Come Join! Be Saved!".

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Not in Freehold, you inbred chink. The True Christian™ girls around here submit willingly to the natural and Christ-ordered way. They bend over and grab ankle whenever commanded to do so. And that's when they get a warning...

Anyway, Brother BJ and his boys in security have the phones wired so that all 911 calls get routed to him. So no worries there, hop-sing.
Christians arent racist and they follow the laws of man, because thats all you have to follow.

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I live in California, thank you very much. My boyfriend's from Illinois though. And I was just making a point. I've never done that. And I've barely even seen you around here, let alone talked to you, so I don't get how I can be so unbearable.
And yeah, your husband can be jailed. Unless the spanking is consensual, it's assault. Possibly Assault with a deadly weapon. It's called Domestic Violence. Heard of it?



I feel truly sorry for the women in your community. I'll never submit to my boyfriend, unless I want to. And even then, he knows when he's going to far. An the 911 routing? Illegal. 100% Illegal. And I'll just choose to ignore the insults...

-Hii *disgusted and disappointed*
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Women are naturally empty-headed. They wake up in a new world about every 20 minutes. Sometimes getting the back of their Godly husband's hand is just what they need. The Bible commands us men to "subjugate" them, so there you go. God knows what's best.
"God" Didnt write the bible, MAN did. Man is not infallable, therefore he words in the bible are simply words, and not "God"ly commands.

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I believe that he was using perverted, atheist sarcasm, Pastor Ezekiel. I would not take what he said as a compliment.
I believe you look like Santa Clause, SHUT UP.

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How else are we to judge you? We only have our OWN beliefs...

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God has said "spare the rod,spoil the child". If he had meet these women on this forum, he would have made the spanking of the women a special commandment. And I praise sister bilbethumpingblonde for having the right, christian attatude. For the women must summit to the man, and sometimes she might need some reminding who's boss. Like a godly parent to a child.
Are you an american? If so why can't you speak english? Or spell? Or make sense? Take a night class.

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I swear raping small boys was made illegal quite some time ago as well, but that's never stopped you Mary-Worshiping swine.
PSSST...thats the american priests...

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Father Thomas Martin: Wives are not children...They don't have to obey their husbands!
Once again, Mr. Martin show us his utter ignorance of Scripture.

Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

I Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

Don't you papists consider Peter to be your first Pope?

Father Thomas Martin: If it weren't for women, there would be no men post-Adam!
Of course. No one here thinks women are useless. They have a use.

Father Thomas Martin: Most of the bad things done in the Bible were done by MEN.
Of course. That's just simple arithmetic. Most of the things, good, bad, or neutral, done in the Bible were done by men. The stories where women do anything of importance are few and far between.

Out of all of the things done by men in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Out of all of the things done by women in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Which number is higher?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

These scripture quotes are centuries old and were intended by men to be the rules of that time for men, not for the future. Even the devil can quote scripture.

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I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.

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No there isnt, both are simply excuses to use the fist and palm as a tool of education, and both are wrong.

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Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"
Ya...it doesnt say stay with the man who may kill you. Circumstances were not covered in the bible, and its all very vague.

And that has been my truthful correction of all of your inconsistencies and general stupidity.
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Interesting you skipped right over my testimony.

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Pardon me Brothers for stepping in here, but I just HAD to say something.

When Pastor Zeke spanks me or smacks me upside the head for burning his steak or talking out of turn I feel deeply loved.

It shows me he cares enough about me to show me the error of my ways. After such "corrections" I always try harder to do the right thing and please him and GOD!

Humble, Sister Thumper
I actually appreciate when I am spanked or back handed. It means that my Fiancee is thinking about MY higher good and my spot in Heaven!

I must insist you stop posting such hogwash sir! Rouge
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Im surprised you passed over my testimony maddam, I never once said that women dont have the right to choose to be spanked, I just said its wrong for a man to do so, i guess i could clarify it by saying "Without permission" but that should be a given.
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Im surprised you passed over my testimony maddam, I never once said that women dont have the right to choose to be spanked, I just said its wrong for a man to do so, i guess i could clarify it by saying "Without permission" but that should be a given.
Dear Friend,

How would a system like that work? That's like saying a policeman can only give a speeding motorist a ticket "with permission". If any of my dear Sisters in Christ needs a rebuke, a firm swat on their behind is my duty as a God-fearing True Christian™ man. Waiting for "permission" would be as silly as waiting for my kid's permission before grounding them when they misbehave.

Please try and think things through!

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GODLY news everyone: the Independent Police Complaints Commission have concluded that Sheffield Police acted justifiably in punching a demon-possessed negress five times. The uppity negress actually had the gall to try and justify her vicious assault on the police by claiming to be having an epileptic fit. If she actually was having a spazz attack, as she claims, then it was probably brought on by watching too many Poke-A-Man cartoons, which is all the more reason to beat her. Praise Jesus.
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And that has been my truthful correction of all of your inconsistencies and general stupidity.
You seem to forget where you are, I think you have skipped this post from Pastor Billy-Reuben.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610


Things will be much easier for you here if you just remember that the LBC is correct in all things and you are wrong.
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GODLY news everyone: the Independent Police Complaints Commission have concluded that Sheffield Police acted justifiably in punching a demon-possessed negress five times. The uppity negress actually had the gall to try and justify her vicious assault on the police by claiming to be having an epileptic fit. If she actually was having a spazz attack, as she claims, then it was probably brought on by watching too many Poke-A-Man cartoons, which is all the more reason to beat her. Praise Jesus.
Actually, I don't think the policeman was right. Obviously, he needs better training. He should have used a taser, or waterboarding.

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..... I'm amazed at the state of the world. Yeah, I'm a Gothic, woman. Yes, I believe strongly in the occult. So yeah, You hate me already. but, whatev.

Women aren't allowed to do anything, huh? You'd be surprised. Almost every male I know is terrified of me, yet I've done nothing to them. But I swear, if any person ever tries to beat or assault me in any way, they will see what I can do. Give me good, justifiable reason why we may not have friends. I have many female friends, I don't seem to suffer. I think a lot of the bible is just junk. Only TWELVE pages of the original bible were actually found. The rest was just accumulated over the centuries.

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When all else fails, blame the devil:

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ODESSA, Texas - A man accused of killing his wife says he was trying to exorcise a demon from her when the devil entered his body and caused her to die, according to a police probable cause statement.

Jan David Clark, 60, was arrested Friday after authorities went to his home and found Susan Kay Clark's body wrapped in a bed sheet with a cross and sword on top of it.

Officers had gone to the home after being told that Clark had called a friend and said his 59-year-old wife was dead, said Sgt. Gary Duesler said the Ector County Sheriff's Office. Clark told investigators he had his wife pinned face down on a carpeted floor when she died.

Clark was charged with murder and remained in the Ector County jail on Sunday in lieu of $300,000 bail. He had declined to comment at the jail and it was unclear whether he had an attorney to speak for him.

The woman's body was taken to the Tarrant County Medical Examiner's Office for an autopsy.

Taryn Beck said the couple had seemed to be close. "They were like an old married couple," said Beck, 29, whose late grandfather was married to Susan Clark. "They would just roll their eyes at each other, but I never thought something like this would've happened."
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