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Old 02-05-2010, 01:10 AM
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this is absoloutly sickening. I can't believe that people are still around that believe in this complete and total b******. Is anyone who is involved with prop 8 asking you, or your churches in ANY way to perform these gay unions? NO. Are they saying you have to have ANYTHING to do with gay marrige, NO. So what I don't understand is why you can't let the 'sinners' 'sin' as they please, and pray that the invisible man in the sky still has hope in the people who don't like it. For you to act like any of you are good people is mind boggling. If there is a hell, its where you people belong.
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:29 AM
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[...]So what I don't understand is why you can't let the 'sinners' 'sin' as they please, [...]
Up until moving on to this page, I was going to point out that the judge seemed unnecessarily aggressive and pro-kweer. It does make you wonder about his background.

However, I see we have another homer yipping on and on like an hysterical girl's blouse.

OK, jmlove, read this and weep:

M'r:16:15: And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
M'r:16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


All them homers will be in hell, and, unless you're one too, it's going to be an uncomfortable Eternity for you
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:33 AM
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I understand your bible tells you you need to let everyone know what you believe and I understand that you believe they'll end up in hell, what I want to know, if you can answer me without hiding behind those words, is why, you care about these 'homers' why not let them burn if thats what they 'deserve'?
And no, i'm not gay, but I do advocate equality.
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:57 AM
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but I do advocate equality.
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Old 02-05-2010, 04:55 AM
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I understand your bible tells you you need to let everyone know what you believe and I understand that you believe they'll end up in hell, what I want to know, if you can answer me without hiding behind those words, is why, you care about these 'homers' why not let them burn if thats what they 'deserve'?
And no, i'm not gay, but I do advocate equality.
We have compassion friend.

We do not want to see these worthless unsaved trash burn, no matter how much they deserve it. You see Christ died (briefly) for all our sins, even filthy butt slamming sodomites. So for our Saviors sake we do our best to help the gays put aside their self destructive lifestyle.
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:15 AM
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...I understand that you believe they'll end up in hell, what I want to know...is why, you care about these 'homers'.
Hard words, Brother.

So many have turned their backs on the homosexuals in our society, throughout history. Would you have us abandon them, too, and meerely watch from the other shore as they burn?


1 Corinthians 13:13 and now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.
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Old 02-05-2010, 03:19 PM
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if you can answer me without hiding behind those words, is why, you care about these 'homers' why not let them burn if thats what they 'deserve'?
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Homosexuality is a sin. God is very clear about that in His Holy Bible: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

But people can be cured from that. Several people in our church are cured homosexuals! We care about them because we care about everyone with True Christian tough love and we want to save their souls from eternal damnation. And God does not even allow us to ignore this. We have to act: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:51 PM
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Now that harridan JUDGE JUDY is chiming in about how much she supports gay marriage!

Clearly, this is her firing a warning shot across the lines. We must assure she's not added to the Supreme Court pannel by the time the Perry v. Schwarzenegger case comes before them.


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Well, she is a jewess. They all support the radical gay agenda because it insults Jesus.

Project Habbakuk will take care of that issue once and for all.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I have found the Top Secret Source, deep within the homosexuals agenda's lair, where they share the trial transcripts with eachother



Un-be-lievable the arguments they're putting forth, before God™ and Country! I can't believe this judge isn't laughing them out of his courtroom.

http://www.equalrightsfoundation.org/our-work/hearing-transcripts/

WARNING: You need a strong stomach to digest all of this.
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