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Old 04-21-2010, 12:24 AM
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And I'd like to know why you have come here uninvited and unwelcome with the express intention of mocking our religion. Does that make you feel important?

Are you aware that you will be made to answer to Jesus on bended knee come Judgment Day?
So... asking a valid question is mocking?
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It's simple. The Bible is based on fact because it is inspired by God. We know God directed the Bible because the Bible tells us. That is why we listen to it and let it be our guide in life.



We have had this conversation before in this thread. Iceland is full of Ice, hence "Ice-land". Why would they name a place that is green "Iceland" and a place full of ice "Greenland"? That doesn't make any sense. Any other place in the world named after geography is accurate. Miami Beach is on a beach, not in the mountains. Desert Hot Springs in California is in....well, the desert. And so on.
Dates back to the viking ages
The name Greenland comes from Scandinavian settlers. In the Norse sagas, it is said that Erik the Red was exiled from Iceland for murder. He, along with his extended family and thralls (slaves), set out in ships to find the land that was rumored to be to the northwest. After settling there, he named the land Grønland ("Greenland"), possibly in order to attract more people to settle there. Greenland was also called Gruntland ("Ground-land") on early maps. Whether Green is an erroneous transcription of Grunt ("Ground"), which refers to shallow bays, or vice versa, is not known. It should also be noted, however, that the southern portion of Greenland (not covered by glacier) is indeed very green, at least in summer.
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nooooooooooo Iceland is an AWESOME PLACE. I go here every year for my holidays with its wonderful landscapes and greenery, only God can be thanked for making this beautiful little Island
You cant be a real American and say these things. You are probabely the spawn of Hell and therefore you like going HOME. Each to his own.
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Old 04-21-2010, 12:27 AM
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It's simple. The Bible is based on fact because it is inspired by God. We know God directed the Bible because the Bible tells us. That is why we listen to it and let it be our guide in life.
Yes but do you not have the desire to question words that you only know are INSPIRED by God?
How do you know that the people writing these words that are INSPIRED by God are not just insane? I could say I was inspired by God to make these posts. Would that make you guys worship me? No, probably not.

However, my blasphemy aside, I do like that you tried to present a valid argument as opposed to pastor ezekiel.
Hey Pastor, I don't have to be invited, this forum is public. I'm doing my best to not break any rules here, as I'm only asking you questions.
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So... asking a valid question is mocking?
Do you deny that you came here intending to mock?
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Do you deny that you came here intending to mock?
No, I'm not mocking.
I seriously want to know why it is you believe what you do at the very core. In my mind it's absolutely ridiculous that you can say such things without any evidence or encounters with what you worship.

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You cant be a real American and say these things. You are probabely the spawn of Hell and therefore you like going HOME. Each to his own.
its just a beautiful little get away close to home. Im In Australia at the moment for work reasons
I live in NY
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Yes but do you not have the desire to question words that you only know are INSPIRED by God?
How do you know that the people writing these words that are INSPIRED by God are not just insane? I could say I was inspired by God to make these posts. Would that make you guys worship me? No, probably not.
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However, my blasphemy aside, I do like that you tried to present a valid argument as opposed to pastor ezekiel.
Hey Pastor, I don't have to be invited, this forum is public. I'm doing my best to not break any rules here, as I'm only asking you questions.
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its just a beautiful little get away close to home. Im In Australia at the moment for work reasons
I live in NY
You bet, I lived in NY my entire life, New Jersey is a garden spot compared to that cesspool. What do you know about a beautiful get away, you have never visited Freehold IA. This is truly God's country.
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Please take a look at THIS on how we know which Bible version is the true Word of God.



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I'm not asking you how you know YOUR bible or whatever is true. I'm asking you how you believe in works of literature that started from things with no historical evidence or factual basis.
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Perfume, have you even read the KJV Bible? Stories of Jesus abound. The incredible insights, awareness and love.
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Perfume, have you even read the KJV Bible? Stories of Jesus abound. The incredible insights, awareness and love.
I agree that there are many good tales from the bible. Does that mean you should take the bible and literally interpret on everything? No. Many stories in the bible are symbolic.
Also, how do you know that this bible is a correct translation? The first bible we had is translated from another bible from a language that no one has spoken for over a thousand years.
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You bet, I lived in NY my entire life, New Jersey is a garden spot compared to that cesspool. What do you know about a beautiful get away, you have never visited Freehold IA. This is truly God's country.
I Havent been to freehold. My wifes cousin lives close by there.
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its just a beautiful little get away close to home. Im In Australia at the moment for work reasons
I live in NY
Like I said. You even go to kangaroo land, thats next door to New Zooland. You will burn with the other scum of those lands.
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Like I said. You even go to kangaroo land, thats next door to New Zooland. You will burn with the other scum of those lands.
wow, calm down. Im here for 2 weeks for work reasons. Believe it or not, I am yet to see a Kangaroo
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I agree that there are many good tales from the bible. Does that mean you should take the bible and literally interpret on everything?
Yes, exactly!

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No. Many stories in the bible are symbolic.
Wrong, some of the stories are parables, created to show the simple man a point. Did you understand?

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Also, how do you know that this bible is a correct translation? The first bible we had is translated from another bible from a language that no one has spoken for over a thousand years.
God would not allow it to be a bad translation.

I know 'huevo' means egg. Cerveza means beer.
Taste the same, lost nothig in the translation.
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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GOD HATES ICELAND!




The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!


Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

  1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
  2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
  3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
  4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
  5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
  6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
  7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
  8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
  9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
Its true. some americans have NO IDEA about the outside world. You my good friend are a perfect example of that by using the NORWEGIAN flag saying "ICELAND"
Seriouisly. WHen u took that image im sure it said NORWAY
YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY piffleED UP IN THE HEAD ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
THIS IS THE FLAG OF ICELAND

MAY YOU BURN IN THE PITTS OF HELL FOR LYING TO EVERYONE. GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!! GOD DOESNT LIKE PEOPLE WHO LYE!!!
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Yes, exactly!


Wrong, some of the stories are parables, created to show the simple man a point. Did you understand?


God would not allow it to be a bad translation.

I know 'huevo' means egg. Cerveza means beer.
Taste the same, lost nothig in the translation.
That's because Spanish is still a spoken language you buffoon.
Also it's juevo.
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Its true. some americans have NO IDEA about the outside world. You my good friend are a perfect example of that by using the NORWEGIAN flag saying "ICELAND"
Seriouisly. WHen u took that image im sure it said NORWAY
YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY piffleED UP IN THE HEAD ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
THIS IS THE FLAG OF ICELAND

MAY YOU BURN IN THE PITTS OF HELL FOR LYING TO EVERYONE. GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!! GOD DOESNT LIKE PEOPLE WHO LYE!!!
Then stop and leve the truth to those who recocnize it and accept it from GOD and the Bible.
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pifflein sweet i get a pink name
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