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Old 04-21-2010, 12:37 AM
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Perfume, have you even read the KJV Bible? Stories of Jesus abound. The incredible insights, awareness and love.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Perfume, have you even read the KJV Bible? Stories of Jesus abound. The incredible insights, awareness and love.
I agree that there are many good tales from the bible. Does that mean you should take the bible and literally interpret on everything? No. Many stories in the bible are symbolic.
Also, how do you know that this bible is a correct translation? The first bible we had is translated from another bible from a language that no one has spoken for over a thousand years.
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You bet, I lived in NY my entire life, New Jersey is a garden spot compared to that cesspool. What do you know about a beautiful get away, you have never visited Freehold IA. This is truly God's country.
I Havent been to freehold. My wifes cousin lives close by there.
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its just a beautiful little get away close to home. Im In Australia at the moment for work reasons
I live in NY
Like I said. You even go to kangaroo land, thats next door to New Zooland. You will burn with the other scum of those lands.
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Like I said. You even go to kangaroo land, thats next door to New Zooland. You will burn with the other scum of those lands.
wow, calm down. Im here for 2 weeks for work reasons. Believe it or not, I am yet to see a Kangaroo
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I agree that there are many good tales from the bible. Does that mean you should take the bible and literally interpret on everything?
Yes, exactly!

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No. Many stories in the bible are symbolic.
Wrong, some of the stories are parables, created to show the simple man a point. Did you understand?

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Also, how do you know that this bible is a correct translation? The first bible we had is translated from another bible from a language that no one has spoken for over a thousand years.
God would not allow it to be a bad translation.

I know 'huevo' means egg. Cerveza means beer.
Taste the same, lost nothig in the translation.
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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GOD HATES ICELAND!




The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!


Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

  1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
  2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
  3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
  4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
  5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
  6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
  7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
  8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
  9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
Its true. some americans have NO IDEA about the outside world. You my good friend are a perfect example of that by using the NORWEGIAN flag saying "ICELAND"
Seriouisly. WHen u took that image im sure it said NORWAY
YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY piffleED UP IN THE HEAD ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
THIS IS THE FLAG OF ICELAND

MAY YOU BURN IN THE PITTS OF HELL FOR LYING TO EVERYONE. GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!! GOD DOESNT LIKE PEOPLE WHO LYE!!!
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Yes, exactly!


Wrong, some of the stories are parables, created to show the simple man a point. Did you understand?


God would not allow it to be a bad translation.

I know 'huevo' means egg. Cerveza means beer.
Taste the same, lost nothig in the translation.
That's because Spanish is still a spoken language you buffoon.
Also it's juevo.
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Its true. some americans have NO IDEA about the outside world. You my good friend are a perfect example of that by using the NORWEGIAN flag saying "ICELAND"
Seriouisly. WHen u took that image im sure it said NORWAY
YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY piffleED UP IN THE HEAD ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
THIS IS THE FLAG OF ICELAND

MAY YOU BURN IN THE PITTS OF HELL FOR LYING TO EVERYONE. GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!! GOD DOESNT LIKE PEOPLE WHO LYE!!!
Then stop and leve the truth to those who recocnize it and accept it from GOD and the Bible.
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Oh wow you guys are good. After reading some other threads it's obvious this forum is satire.
I've been trolled, I'll go ahead and leave now.
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Being a Scot, it seems that I'm automatically dammed.

I have a genuine question for all of the believers here. Didn't Jesus preach that we were to love our enemies, and to "do unto others as you would have others do unto you"? I don't remember from bible school, there being any limits or special conditions as to who this applied to.

So why the hatred and bile against those who are different to you, or who don't have your beliefs?

I've spent quite a bit of time in the U.S, more specifically in NC and really can't reconcile the attitudes I see on this thread, with the church going Americans that I have socialized with. I have typically found most Americans to be kind, honest and extremely friendly, and this really does confuse me when I read the reactions to Iceland and its inhabitants.
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I have a genuine question for all of the believers here. Didn't Jesus preach that we were to love our enemies, and to "do unto others as you would have others do unto you"? I don't remember from bible school, there being any limits or special conditions as to who this applied to.
Well, my friend, you have been incompletely educated at Bible School, that is clear. In one of His Parables, Jesus said the following about his enemies:

Luke 19:26-27:
For I say unto you, That unto every one which hath shall be given; and from him that hath not, even that he hath shall be taken away from him. But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Well, my friend, you have been incompletely educated at Bible School, that is clear. In one of His Parables, Jesus said the following about his enemies:

Luke 19:26-27:
For I say unto you, That unto every one which hath shall be given; and from him that hath not, even that he hath shall be taken away from him. But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Very interesting! But we also have Mark 12:31

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How do you reconcile the differences? Do you say that "this person is my neighbor and the other person isn't" and then use this as the logic behind your opinions, and their founding in Jesus's teachings?

I can't reconcile that with my own view of the message which is "everybody is your neighbor and it would be a much better world if we stopped hitting each other over the head with weapons".
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Very interesting! But we also have Mark 12:31



How do you reconcile the differences? Do you say that "this person is my neighbor and the other person isn't" and then use this as the logic behind your opinions, and their founding in Jesus's teachings?

I can't reconcile that with my own view of the message which is "everybody is your neighbor and it would be a much better world if we stopped hitting each other over the head with weapons".
I think the confusing thing here is the Love part. Let's take a look at another Scripture Verse that speaks about "loving thy neighbour as thyself:"

Romans 13:8-10:
Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.
For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Love worketh no ill to his neighbour: therefore love is the fulfilling of the law.

As you can see, the Bible equals "Love" here with the "fulfillment of the law." It makes clear that following the Law, and keeping God's Commandments, is what God sees as True Christian Love™ for your neighbour.

However, following God's Law means following all of it, the entire Bible. This also includes praying God for righteous vengeance over sinners, as King David so often did:

Psalm 109:6-10:
Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.

You see, God is a God of Justice. As you can see in this thread, Iceland has sinned gravely against God, and will be judged accordingly. We do not hate Iceland. God does, as the Bible teaches that God does hate sinners, not just the sin:

Psalm 5:5:
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Psalm 11:5:

The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.


Therefore, praying for the destruction of Iceland is in no way in violation of "thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself," as we follow God's Law when we do that, which is the essence of True Christian Love™. I hope you understand me here.

Finally, this Passage is also interesting to notice. Jesus says here:

Luke 14:26:
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


You see, in order to be a Disciple of Christ, we are asked to actually hate other people, and even hate ourselves. Of course, when you think of it, "hate other people as you hate yourself" says the same thing as "love your neighbour as you love yourself."

So you see, the idea that we should be nice to all people indiscriminately is a huge misunderstanding of Scripture, and is in fact diametrically opposed to True Christian Love™. Do you understand this?
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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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So you see, the idea that we should be nice to all people indiscriminately is a huge misunderstanding of Scripture, and is in fact diametrically opposed to True Christian Love™. Do you understand this?
I understand how you can come to this logic, and how you see that it is logically correct and justifies your thinking, certainly.

But I do have another question on this, which I suppose you could answer with "God would not allow the bible to be wrong" or something along those lines. I will ask it anyway, as your answer may surprise me much like your previous post.

Romans is the letter by Paul, as he passes through Rome on the way to preach in Spain if I remember correctly. The letter is essentially Paul's own views on the teachings of Jesus, rather than say, a direct quotation on events such as those found in Mark.

So I take it as Paul's own specific teachings, rather than those of Jesus. Are Paul's words, thoughts and motivations to be taken to be the same as those of Jesus? Was perhaps Paul not motivated to write Romans in a specific language given the nature of the situation in Rome at the time, to further his cause for preaching Christianity?

Or is it enough that it can be assumed that because of the mere fact that it is in the bible, it is the truth, and therefor, beyond question?
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:22 AM
oliver the blubbereater oliver the blubbereater is offline
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oliver the blubbereater is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.oliver the blubbereater is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
It's simple. The Bible is based on fact because it is inspired by God. We know God directed the Bible because the Bible tells us. That is why we listen to it and let it be our guide in life.



We have had this conversation before in this thread. Iceland is full of Ice, hence "Ice-land". Why would they name a place that is green "Iceland" and a place full of ice "Greenland"? That doesn't make any sense. Any other place in the world named after geography is accurate. Miami Beach is on a beach, not in the mountains. Desert Hot Springs in California is in....well, the desert. And so on.
Well well the Rev is back and still not admitting his mistake of the flag .
How do you know God directed the bible, any proof.
Why shouldn´t you belive in the coran, they say that is the word of god too.
If i found a book like the bible in a language that noone has spoken for centuries i could translate is any way i wanted and get people to belive in it, maby you too
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