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Old 06-03-2015, 01:45 AM
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Do you really think that people's desires can determine the existence of an omnipotent being?
So instead of answering my question you are marking my words? Okay let's play your game, so he/she is hateful god is that what you are saying? Why in the world would you follow a hateful god even if he is omnipotent?

And to answer your question, No I think not. I don't think a omnipotent being would be as shallow as you make it out to be. If a omnipotent being would exist I am sure it wouldn't be bother by such feeble minded things as you point out in this forum. Island this and Island that.
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Miss Guderbög, I've wondered for years what happened to Iceland! The beginning was so promising. You people actually made a concious decision to adopt the Christian Faith in a democratic assembly, albeit it was the false Catholic religion of 1000 AD. You had such a nice national anthem that BEGINS with Worship:

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Ó guð vors lands! Ó, lands vors guð!
Vér lofum þitt heilaga, heilaga nafn!
Úr sólkerfum himnanna hnýta þér krans
þínir herskarar, tímanna safn.
[Oh, God of our country! Oh, our country's God!
We worship Thy name in its wonder sublime.
The suns of the heavens are set in Thy crown
By Thy legions, the ages of time!]


And now? Your 'House of Representatives', the All-Thingy (knew it!) chose to endorse sodomistic marriage unanimously! AND elect a head of state who "married" HER "girlfriend".

All this shows that the influence of Satan has been growing in Liceland all the time. Your drinking water smells like brimstone (been there, tasted it), the people are so poor that they have to eat rotten shark meat (no scales; Leviticus 11:9-12) or hákarl for sustenance, your country is in the bronze medal position after New Zealand and Wales when it comes to molesting sheep, you've created the largest desert in Europe by letting these sheep eat all the sorry excuses for trees that used to cover your islet, your most cherished natural beauty Lake Myvatn is infested with midges, your gardens and meadows are infested with midgets, and while false Christians do not believe in these gnomes we do as know them to be actual demons. God has warned you with more brimstone and an occasional jökullhlaup. You ignore Him.

This is your future:

Deuteronomy 29:23
And that the whole land thereof is brimstone, and salt, and burning, that it is not sown, nor beareth, nor any grass groweth therein, like the overthrow of Sodom, and Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim, which the LORD overthrew in his anger, and in his wrath:




Jesus is watching you. Recently, He appeared in your land as Aurora borealis to audit the state of your people. He is NOT pleased. God bless America.





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...Okay let's play your game, so he/she is hateful god is that what you are saying?...
I've got a fun little game for you: go to an online Bible site, and search the Bible for the phrases "love God", "obey God", and "fear God". See how many results you get for each.

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...Why in the world would you follow a hateful god even if he is omnipotent?...
Because that's the god that the Bible says exists. What would be the point of following some "nice" god that you didn't believe exists?

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...And to answer your question, No I think not. I don't think a omnipotent being would be as shallow as you make it out to be. If a omnipotent being would exist I am sure it wouldn't be bother by such feeble minded things as you point out in this forum. Island this and Island that.
Let us know when you're finished creating a God in your own image, and provide any evidence you have for that God existing. These people have billions of Bibles, billions of fellow Christians, and thousands of years of history as evidence on their side. If you want to convince anyone here that the god you describe is more worthy of their worship, you're going to have to do better than "I don't think..." or "I am sure...".
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So instead of answering my question you are marking my words? Okay let's play your game, so he/she is hateful god is that what you are saying? Why in the world would you follow a hateful god even if he is omnipotent?

And to answer your question, No I think not. I don't think a omnipotent being would be as shallow as you make it out to be. If a omnipotent being would exist I am sure it wouldn't be bother by such feeble minded things as you point out in this forum. Island this and Island that.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Old 06-03-2015, 03:38 AM
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Haha. I love you guys. You always crack me up with your hatred and arrogance.

Just one quick question, why would you want such a hateful god? He seems to hate almost everything. I belive in a world where people love each other and where you smile at your neighbour and he/she smiles back even if he/she doesn't agree with me in everything. But you guys just hate. I feel sort of sad for you actually.

If anything, the hatred you feel inside, that is satan. If you should rid anthing you should get rid of the hatred. Best of luck.

I accept answers in English, German, Icelandic, Swedish, Nowegian, Danish or Spanish.
Ours is an angry God, stern and unyielding, cruel and yet just. He only hates His enemies and His enemies are those who disregard His Word. God loves His people and He has prepared a place for us in Heaven. If you get right with Jesus, He will love you, too. If not, well, He sends unrepentant sinners to Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
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Mary. You really look like a good person. I genuinely hope that you will get out of this group that promote such massive hatred. Your almight god would know that I am a better person for not hating people over simple minded and shallow things. He or she would know the goodness in my heart and would not judge me. If he or she would judge me for the compasion I have, he/she would be the evil one. I will never bow for hatred and evil. I will never accept the prejuduce and bullying of the weak that you and your group display here in this forum.

Good luck friend I sincerely wish you the best of luck.
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Old 06-09-2015, 12:21 PM
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Miss Guderbög, I've wondered for years what happened to Iceland! The beginning was so promising. You people actually made a concious decision to adopt the Christian Faith in a democratic assembly, albeit it was the false Catholic religion of 1000 AD. You had such a nice national anthem that BEGINS with Worship:



[Oh, God of our country! Oh, our country's God!
We worship Thy name in its wonder sublime.
The suns of the heavens are set in Thy crown
By Thy legions, the ages of time!]


And now? Your 'House of Representatives', the All-Thingy (knew it!) chose to endorse sodomistic marriage unanimously! AND elect a head of state who "married" HER "girlfriend".

All this shows that the influence of Satan has been growing in Liceland all the time. Your drinking water smells like brimstone (been there, tasted it), the people are so poor that they have to eat rotten shark meat (no scales; Leviticus 11:9-12) or hákarl for sustenance, your country is in the bronze medal position after New Zealand and Wales when it comes to molesting sheep, you've created the largest desert in Europe by letting these sheep eat all the sorry excuses for trees that used to cover your islet, your most cherished natural beauty Lake Myvatn is infested with midges, your gardens and meadows are infested with midgets, and while false Christians do not believe in these gnomes we do as know them to be actual demons. God has warned you with more brimstone and an occasional jökullhlaup. You ignore Him.

This is your future:

Deuteronomy 29:23
And that the whole land thereof is brimstone, and salt, and burning, that it is not sown, nor beareth, nor any grass groweth therein, like the overthrow of Sodom, and Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim, which the LORD overthrew in his anger, and in his wrath:




Jesus is watching you. Recently, He appeared in your land as Aurora borealis to audit the state of your people. He is NOT pleased. God bless America.





Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Tell me Elmer. Why I should belive anything you say when I see some clear non-truths in your text? You can not just make up facts so they will strenghten your own arguments. Iceland is not poor. I am surprised you thought that since you were there for yourself. And if you are going to make bold statements about sheep molesting, can I ask you for a source on that since I can not find anything about it anywhere. The same goes for Iceland having Europes largest desert. All I can find is that it has the fifth largest desert and it has nothing to to with sheep eating the trees. It is mountain scenic in the northern parts of the world. It is the same in Russia, Sweden, Canada and America. It is more trees on Iceland right now than it has ever been. Humans planted these trees there.

And how do you know these "midgets" live on Iceland? Did you see them when you were there?

Wow! Beautiful northern lights! Thank you for showing me that picture. It seems that god is very pleased of the Icelandic ways! When was this taken?

/Guderbog

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Many people before you have also been very surprised when they see our message. It is because they've been coddled their entire lives, taught to think of God as a kind of friendly but distant uncle. This isn't realistic of course. God blessed us with the understanding of his Word (John 14:26). If you are upset, you are upset with the LORD, what He says, and what He desires. But you look on as a child who is denied something that is not in his best interest, or a child who is being lovingly reprimanded. God is displeased with people like you, people who think they know better than He what is truly good and kind and decent and moral.

And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease:
for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction.
Zechariah 1:15


The people of this world have changed the truth of God into lies, and that is why you are so confused about True Christians™. The apostle Paul warns us about people like you and your perverted goals:

[People like you] changed the truth of God into a lie,
and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator,
who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:22-25


The "creature" referred to here is Satan. People like you are easily duped by Satan’s lies because he tells you just what you want to hear, and so like greedy little toddlers you rush in and gobble up whatever you can find that satiates your immediate desires. Then you complain when we don't agree with you that you're too nice to go to Hell.

Please do not patrionize me, I am not confused about you. Clearly you people are hateful. It is as simple as that. You are hateful towards Iceland even if you just know a handful of things about Iceland. Based on what Elmer told me, you do not even have your facts right. And please tell me what my perverted goals are? That you shall stop hating Iceland? Yes, very perverted indeed...

If me loving other people means that I am a lost child then let me be lost forever. Why do you feel so threatened by me? I have not told you to question your faith I have questioned why you are being so angry.

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If me loving other people means that I am a lost child then let me be lost forever. Why do you feel so threatened by me? I have not told you to question your faith I have questioned why you are being so angry.
But who do you love? Everyone? That cannot be the case.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Out of my rectum? Why do you phrase it in such a perverse maner?

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People are debating me and this is a forum so clearly it is some sort of debate forum.



Out of my rectum? Why do you phrase it in such a perverse maner?

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You are addressing our most respected Pastor!

Show him the respect he deserves and honor him with your heart, lips and mouth.

Mark 7:8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.

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But who do you love? Everyone? That cannot be the case.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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Well first off I don't hate a whole country based on misconceptions and that they think differently.

Short answer. Rapists, child molesters and murderers. I could go into specifics but I don't think anyone here cares.
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You are addressing our most respected Pastor!

Show him the respect he deserves and honor him with your heart, lips and mouth.

Mark 7:8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.

YIC
I answered him in the same rude maner that he adressed me. He is your surperior not mine. You can just ban me from this forum if you do not like what I am saying or how I say it.

I wish everyone the best of luck and hope that you will learn to let go of your anger.
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Please do not patrionize me, I am not confused about you. Clearly you people are hateful. It is as simple as that. You are hateful towards Iceland even if you just know a handful of things about Iceland. Based on what Elmer told me, you do not even have your facts right. And please tell me what my perverted goals are? That you shall stop hating Iceland? Yes, very perverted indeed...

If me loving other people means that I am a lost child then let me be lost forever. Why do you feel so threatened by me? I have not told you to question your faith I have questioned why you are being so angry.

/Guderbog
Your perverted goals are to further the darkness Satan brings to humanity. Your perverted goals are to steer people away from Jesus' Loving Embrace.
Your perverted goals are to distract anyone and everyone from the One Thing that is more important than anything else ever: Salvation. You won't get any help here, dear. But I will pray for you. I pray the LORD will scrape the scales from your eyeballs and allow you to See the Truth.
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I answered him in the same rude maner that he adressed me. He is your surperior not mine. You can just ban me from this forum if you do not like what I am saying or how I say it.

I wish everyone the best of luck and hope that you will learn to let go of your anger.
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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PS. I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

Wow. You are one vulgur and unpleasent person. "spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar". "Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony!" I do not think I have ever in my life communicated with someone with such evil inside. I have seen it on TV of course but not in direct comminication like this. Who says a thing like that? And for what? What have I said? That you are no superior of mine? You must feel inside that calling someone else a whore is not a good feeling and not a good deed. It is a evil deed. If someone asked jesus questions do you think he would answer: "oh you godmocking whore you spread you legs for anyone with a dollar."? It is not something a good or just person would do. No this is not me being the judge of what is good or just it is called empathy. "My selfish tantrum"? I am not angry? You on the other hand are screaming, cursing and banishing me to hell. You are the one that is throwing a tantrum.

Vulgur and disgusting.
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Really? How do you know this if I might ask?

So it is okay to be hateful and disgusting(see "the studs" comments) but it is not okay to question your hatred against Iceland?
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So it is okay to be hateful and disgusting
Not really. It really does not matter to me that you hate Christianity and Christ Himself, but it matters to Him.

He will throw you in hell, if you continue to hate Him.

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Not really. It really does not matter to me that you hate Christianity and Christ Himself, but it matters to Him.

He will throw you in hell, if you continue to hate Him.

John 3:16-18
Wiser words were never spoken, dear Brother in Christ. Jesus Himself says, through the penmanship of the Psalmist, that he only loves those who love Him (Proverbs 8:17). He very specifically says that those who honor Him will be honored by Him in return, but those who despise Him will be disdained (1 Samuel 2:30). This Guddy guy should think harder before deciding whether or not he wants to follow the advice of the good pastors here and humble himself before the LORD.
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