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Old 01-13-2014, 09:55 PM
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Yes, and as a youth you also hated school tests.

LIEberal talking through and through... No responsibility here please, I'm GOD's snowflake, no judgment please

Grow a pair please.

And you just say you don't fear hell because you say it isn't real.

Now, you'd pray to aliens who did nothing nice for you but not to GOD, why would you pray to satan under any disguise?

PRAISE THE LORD!
"Everything is satan under disguise" You people are so one sighted. I said i would rather pray to aliens never said i did. But somewhat you're lack of brains to see that, and i don't fear what i don't believe in. You fear hell so you wouldn't in you're right mind think of other possibility then obey your lord. That's what's making you so one sighted, You just follow you're lords road rather then you're own, Wasting you time reading some "Holy" book when you could be enjoying life. we have no proof of what religion is true and we never will, We just have some people that claim they have spoken to god and spread the word and you mindlessly follow. I have been part of this religion and been a follower of the bible locking out everything claiming everything being the way of Satan, And you know what? that's not how i want to live life just following some path of some god and not being in control of my life. There's a word for this and it's called Brainwashing, Sorry that I'm telling you this but every culture have there faith and believe and we never know what is bullshit or not. You Christians have superiority issues, Thinking you're faith is the one faith and calling bullshit on all other. And even how i say this you will just take you book and mumble in the air about god be course that's the only think you can see.

got nothing personal about any religion, but it really grind my gears how you take everything outside you're religion so personally. You could rather be patty cultists comparing to the cruelty you're religion brings to the world.
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Old 01-13-2014, 10:11 PM
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and sorry for my grammar English ain't my mother language
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Old 01-13-2014, 10:29 PM
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and sorry for my grammar English ain't my mother language

Thank you for the excuse, I was thinking that it was disrespect but now I see it was only ignorance.

And maybe it is the same in your phrase "You just follow you're lords road rather then you're own"

Of course we do follow GOD's road, he is our LORD, whose road would we follow?

And we don't say everything is satan under disguise, most is GOD's beauty under no disguise at all, but satan, as teh serpent in the garden lurks there as well and it is satan's best trick to make people believe he does not exist.

And let me assure you that we are enjoying our lives, and respecting GOD's law. No contradiction there, only in your shortsighted perspective. (and this isn't an insult, it's a statement of fact)

I will pray that GOD removes those blinds that cover your eyes and that you see the light of HIS MAJESTY

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Old 01-13-2014, 10:37 PM
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Thank you for the excuse, I was thinking that it was disrespect but now I see it was only ignorance.

And maybe it is the same in your phrase "You just follow you're lords road rather then you're own"

Of course we do follow GOD's road, he is our LORD, whose road would we follow?

And we don't say everything is satan under disguise, most is GOD's beauty under no disguise at all, but satan, as teh serpent in the garden lurks there as well and it is satan's best trick to make people believe he does not exist.

And let me assure you that we are enjoying our lives, and respecting GOD's law. No contradiction there, only in your shortsighted perspective. (and this isn't an insult, it's a statement of fact)

I will pray that GOD removes those blinds that cover your eyes and that you see the light of HIS MAJESTY

PRAISE THE LORD!
do you have physical proof and i don't mean statement from a book nor someone who has spoken to god in a dream or vision, For they are not physical proofs. Last time i knew there are more physical proofs against god rather about him.
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Wasting you time reading some "Holy" book when you could be enjoying life. we have no proof of what religion is true and we never will
You reject Christ and His Gift of Salvation, friend. Are you really so cold that you would ignore the temporary sacrifice made for True Believers to be able to avoid an eternity of Hell? Do you really think seven or eight decades of enjoying what this earth has to offer - family, friends, new experiences, learning new things, accepting and meeting challenges and goals based on personal enjoyment - is worth infinite torment? Why not stop and think logically, and join us in Heaven as we praise the LORD on High for ever and ever and ever!

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got nothing personal about any religion, but it really grind my gears how you take everything outside you're religion so personally. You could rather be patty cultists comparing to the cruelty you're religion brings to the world.
That hardly sounds like it's not personal, dear. You sound positively angry, for personal reasons. Perhaps you should spend some time searching your soul and asking the Lord Jesus Christ to reveal to you where your biggest sin lies, so you can confess, repent, and be Born Again. Then you'll have such peace (Philippians 4:7), you won't be angry about our religion any more!

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Old 01-13-2014, 11:05 PM
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Last time i knew there are more physical proofs against god rather about him.
Sorry but there are no physical proofs against GOD.

But should you care to present ANY, whatsoever, I will cease to address you.

Absence of proof is not proof of absence.

Furthermore...

There are scientific proofs to GOD's existence.

Godel himself presented such proof

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6...ological_proof

The cat-a-licks critics are most natural, they being what they are.

And it was MATHEMATICALLY PROVED

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/com...ry?id=20678984

Cut their atheistic crap about focusing on the computer angle.

A scientifically sound mathematically expressed proof of GOD was presented by Godel.

The theorem was PROVED.

THEREFORE GOD WAS MATHEMATICALLY PROVED.

I don't particularly like using but the good KJV to prove GOD. That should be enough.

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...I do not fear hell and i don't think it's real, I'll sooner start praying to aliens.
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You worthless piece of satan poop!

Do you think it's funny playing with GOD?

Hope that when you're being sodomized in hell and ask who is torturing some other devil plays the joke back at you.

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/file...xd528bd7a1.jpg

Yes, and he's showing the size of the one you'll be getting... for starters.

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do you have physical proof and i don't mean statement from a book nor someone who has spoken to god in a dream or vision, For they are not physical proofs. Last time i knew there are more physical proofs against god rather about him.
Jesus performed a lot of miracles like turning water into wine (John 2:1-11), walking on water (John 6:16-21) or the feeding of the 5000 (Matthew 14:13-21). Hundreds and thousands of people were present and witnessed His miracles. They were people like you and me with a body of flesh and blood, not characters "from a book". Don't be so dismissive! Turning water into wine IS physical proof! It's not wrong just because you can find it in God's Word, the Bible!
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You worthless piece of satan poop!
what are you five years old?

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what are you five years old?

Praise the <heretical name removed>!!
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