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Old 02-17-2010, 12:27 AM
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It really does not matter what you think. Your thoughts are controlled by The Devil. The important thing is what God thinks, and, at this moment, God thinks you will look good roasting in the Pits of Hell.

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That's easy just diminishing what i said because you can't come with anything better then that. Then i'm going to say you're thougts are controlled by Loki and they dont matter. The important thing is what the Gods think, and, at this moment, the Gods think you will look good frozen in hell.
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I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.

"Moreover, they are nothing but thieves and robbers who daily eat no morsel and wear no thread of clothing which they have not stolen and pilfered from us by means of their accursed usury. Thus they live from day to day, together with wife and child, by theft and robbery, as arch*thieves and robbers, in the most impenitent security."

"I brief, dear princes and lords, those of you who have Jews under your rule** if my counsel does not please your, find better advice, so that you and we all can be rid of the unbearable, devilish burden of the Jews, lest we become guilty sharers before God in the lies, blasphemy, the defamation, and the curses which the mad Jews indulge in so freely and wantonly against the person of our Lord Jesus Christ, this dear mother, all Christians, all authority, and ourselves. Do not grant them protection, safe*conduct, or communion with us.... .With this faithful counsel and warning I wish to cleanse and exonerate my
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I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.

"Moreover, they are nothing but thieves and robbers who daily eat no morsel and wear no thread of clothing which they have not stolen and pilfered from us by means of their accursed usury. Thus they live from day to day, together with wife and child, by theft and robbery, as arch*thieves and robbers, in the most impenitent security."

"I brief, dear princes and lords, those of you who have Jews under your rule** if my counsel does not please your, find better advice, so that you and we all can be rid of the unbearable, devilish burden of the Jews, lest we become guilty sharers before God in the lies, blasphemy, the defamation, and the curses which the mad Jews indulge in so freely and wantonly against the person of our Lord Jesus Christ, this dear mother, all Christians, all authority, and ourselves. Do not grant them protection, safe*conduct, or communion with us.... .With this faithful counsel and warning I wish to cleanse and exonerate my
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Jews are a serpent's brood and one should burn down their synagogues and destroy them
That is incredibly racist! I had no idea that the eskimos in Iceland were such hateful bigots.
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:02 AM
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Before I start let me say that I am Icelandic, religious and a confirmed member of the Church of Iceland (Lutherism).

Now I wanted to begin by quoting mr. Levi Jones and his views on jews

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I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.

"Moreover, they are nothing but thieves and robbers who daily eat no morsel and wear no thread of clothing which they have not stolen and pilfered from us by means of their accursed usury. Thus they live from day to day, together with wife and child, by theft and robbery, as arch*thieves and robbers, in the most impenitent security."

"I brief, dear princes and lords, those of you who have Jews under your rule** if my counsel does not please your, find better advice, so that you and we all can be rid of the unbearable, devilish burden of the Jews, lest we become guilty sharers before God in the lies, blasphemy, the defamation, and the curses which the mad Jews indulge in so freely and wantonly against the person of our Lord Jesus Christ, this dear mother, all Christians, all authority, and ourselves. Do not grant them protection, safe*conduct, or communion with us.... .With this faithful counsel and warning I wish to cleanse and exonerate my
conscience."

Jews are a serpent's brood and one should burn down their synagogues and destroy them
This is written here above by you, mr Jones, a true christian... apparently.

What i see however is a grown man urging others to commit acts of genocide against jews and thus reminding me of a german man who died in 1945... one Adolf Hitler. In case you were wondering that makes you very racist indeed mr Jones, just like Hitler.
By that reasoning I assume that your idea of christianity, mr Jones, is one where Adolf Hitler is gladly invited to sit somewhere with god in heaven.... after all he fits the criteria that you set up in your post earlier. This makes you no more special and no less guilty of ignorant and hateful thinking than mr Hitler was.
.... think about this for a second mr Jones as you read this

Oh and I almost forgot. This was written with a Macbook Pro... a laptop made by Apple. By now you may be thinking somewhere along the lines of how uncomprehensively gay i must be for owning such a device but my girlfriend (who I should point out is a member of the same church as me) does not agree with the point you made about that every mac owner in the world being gay (or a sodomite as you yourself said in a thread regarding Apple computers and flaming homosexualness).
This loathing of yours towards homosexuals reminds me somewhat of a former dictator... why... it's Hitler again!

It must feel really good to have not one but two things in common with such a remarkable christian (as you seem to believe it) fellow like yourself. Hitler must be some kind of a hero to you.

I believe I have made my point...

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those were not the views of Brother Levi, But of Martin Luther. Does that name ring a bell? I think that you owe my friend an apology. And maybe you should apologies to Jesus too.
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WOW! Way to make yourself look like an idiot there, "vigvste". The very man who founded the pseudo-church of which you are a member was an avowed anti-semite. And Hitler, for those of you who did not excel in historical studies ("vigvste") was a Mary-worshiping papist psychopathic pedophile (show me a papist who isn't)! Catching on yet, Nanook?
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those were not the views of Brother Levi, But of Martin Luther. Does that name ring a bell? I think that you owe my friend an apology. And maybe you should apologies to Jesus too.
Thank you for that defense, Brother James. I can't imagine how someone would think it was me saying those hateful things about the Joos, considering my two opening sentences were:

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I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.

The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews.
Now my feelings are hurt and I am highly offended.
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Good! Formulating your problems is the first step to a solution.

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We are nothing like Hitler. The Bible doesn't order us to kill Jews, so we don't. All we do is derived from the entire Holy Bible (a concept wasted on Lutherism since they only pick the fluffy parts of the Bible). Actually our excellent staff of lawyers are all Jews.

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That you pretend to have a girlfriend does not make you less gay. But good news, homosexuality can be cured! Just pray to Jesus Christ and burn that gay computer.

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Why do you relate everything to Hitler? That seems unhealthy to me. You are aware Hitler was a very bad person I hope?



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Before I start let me say that I am Icelandic, religious and a confirmed member of the Church of Iceland (Lutherism).

Now I wanted to begin by quoting mr. Levi Jones and his views on jews
Are you retarded? Pastor Jones was quoting your pope Martin Luther here. It is you who are a despicable antisemite!

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What i see however is a grown man urging others to commit acts of genocide against jews and thus reminding me of a german man who died in 1945... one Adolf Hitler. In case you were wondering that makes you very racist indeed mr Jones, just like Hitler.
By that reasoning I assume that your idea of christianity, mr Jones, is one where Adolf Hitler is gladly invited to sit somewhere with god in heaven.... after all he fits the criteria that you set up in your post earlier. This makes you no more special and no less guilty of ignorant and hateful thinking than mr Hitler was.
.... think about this for a second mr Jones as you read this

You are really funny! In fact, the words you are attacking right now are Martin Luther's. Thanks for proving our point that your bigoted false church is indeed no better than Hitler was!

By the way, Brothers, this eskimo issue has grown really serious over the past days, so I've started a prayer thread where we can pray for Iceland. I would be glad if you would join me in prayer there!
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My argument against you guys are quite simple and straightforward.

My God carries a hammer... and your God was nailed to a tree.

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My argument against you guys are quite simple and straightforward.
That's quite an understatement, friend.

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Our God loved us so much that He was willing to die for us. Does your God love you so much as well?

Why do you worship a retard with a hammer anyway?

You are going to Hell, if you carry on like this. Maybe accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour™ would be a nice idea at this point.
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Our God loved us so much that He was willing to die for us. Does your God love you so much as well?
My God kills my enemies for me through the wrath of lighting. Whilst his father, the all-knowing Odin, who traded an eye of his for eternal wisdom, answers all of my questions. Both will be waiting for me in Valhalla after my passing.


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If you knew anything about the false god Thor, you would know that he did not use his hammer for hammering nails, he threw it at the enemy and the hammer Mjölnir would then return to him. Obviously, this is a reference to a boomerang, Thor was thus an Aboriginal jigaboo from Australia.

Thor, Woden, Loki and the like were simply men who fooled an ignorant peasant people (Icelanders) into giving them money. The following explains it all.
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In the 12th century, Saxo Grammaticus, in the service of Archbishop Absalon in Denmark, presented in his Latin language work Gesta Danorum euhemerized accounts of Thor and Odin as cunning sorcerers that, Saxo states, had fooled the people of Norway, Sweden and Denmark into their recognition as gods:

There were of old certain men versed in sorcery, Thor, namely, and Odin, and many others, who were cunning in contriving marvellous sleights; and they, winning the minds of the simple, began to claim the rank of gods. For, in particular, they ensnared Norway, Sweden and Denmark in the vainest credulity, and by prompting these lands to worship them, infected them with their imposture. The effects of their deceit spread so far, that all other men adored a sort of divine power in them, and, thinking them either gods or in league with gods, offered up solemn prayers to these inventors of sorceries, and gave to blasphemous error the honour due to religion. Some say that the gods, whom our countrymen worshipped, shared only the title with those honoured by Greece or Latium, but that, being in a manner nearly equal to them in dignity, they borrowed from them the worship as well as the name. This must be sufficient discourse upon the deities of Danish antiquity. I have expounded this briefly for the general profit, that my readers may know clearly to what worship in its heathen superstition our country has bowed the knee. (Gesta Danorum, Book I)
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I quote Havamal

Wisdom for Wanderers and Counsel to Guests

1st verse
At every door-way,
ere one enters,
one should spy round,
one should pry round
for uncertain is the witting
that there be no foeman sitting,
within, before one on the floor

and 22nd verse
The miserable man and evil minded
makes of all things mockery,
and knows not that which he best should know,
that he is not free from faults.


For so it is written in the Eddas

I trow I hung on that windy Tree
nine whole days and nights,
stabbed with a spear, offered to Odin,
myself to mine own self given,
high on that Tree of which none hath heard
from what roots it rises to heaven.
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GOD HATES ICELAND!


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The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

This was the flag of the Kingdom of Norway, not the Republic of Iceland.

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

  1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
The numbers of people who support the old viking pagan gods are what? 100 maybe?
  1. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
I suggest you to visit this beautiful country before making statements like this.


  1. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
The lord had nothing to do with the economy meltdown. There was a small number of greed people who managed to make the country fall with all the population.
  1. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
Both of Björk's parents are Icelandic and thus caucasian, Germanic, Nordic - If you care about that because you seem quite racist to me.
  1. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
What are you? a wife beater?
  1. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
A army? did you expect a island nation of 320,000 people with no neighbours to have a army? It seems very christian and full of passion to have a army and attack others to me, anyway.
  1. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
We are not the only, and not the last.
  1. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
Do you still live in the 17th century, sir?

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
Hi, I thought Christianity was all about passion, not hating on each other like many people are doing here.
Just reading through these forums I have seen a lot of racism, it is obvious that god only loves Racist-Homophobic-Americans, right?

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high on that Tree of which none hath heard
from what roots it rises to heaven.
You see, even those scammers and con-men knew there was a real God and a Heaven but chose instead to follow false gods - men who has simply said they were gods.

Anyhoo, if that is how you advise guests to behave, it doesn't say much for personal safety in Iceland.
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My God carries a hammer.
Compensating for a small willy, not doubt. JESUS had no such problems -- there's nothing in the Bible suggesting He swaggered around with His carpentry equipment in hand!
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If you knew anything about the false god Thor, you would know that he did not use his hammer for hammering nails, he threw it at the enemy and the hammer Mjölnir would then return to him.
I know very well that Mjölnir was not used for hammering nails in general. But if your Messiah really existed at some period of time, Thor might have made an exception for his holy punishment of your false god.


For so it is written in the Eddas

Odin married Frigg, the daughter of Fjörgvin. From this family has come all the kindred that inhabited ancient Asgard and those kingdoms that belonged to it. Members of this family are called the Æsir, and they are all divinities. This must be the reason why Odin is called All-Father. He is the father of all the gods and men and of everything that he and his power created.

You cannot refute what has been written in the Eddas for they are told by Odin himself.
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Hi, I thought Christianity was all about passion, not hating on each other like many people are doing here.
How did you get that idea?
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Just reading through these forums I have seen a lot of racism, it is obvious that god only loves Racist-Homophobic-Americans, right?
God made the races and He made them different for a reason. Jesus knows the value of sorting out people by race – both of these points are in the Bible, if you bother looking.
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The lord had nothing to do with the economy meltdown. There was a small number of greed people who managed to make the country fall with all the population.
God does everything.
And he is before all things, and by him all things consist. Colossians 1:17
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They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
It is worse than that, Rev. Jim! Their president is not only a woman, she’s a rampant, bull-dyke, ocean-going, rug-munching lesbian!

No wonder Iceland is going to Hell in a handcart!

These people need to seek Jesus.
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