The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > General Church Fellowship

General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #81  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:04 PM
Rev. Jim Osborne's Avatar
Rev. Jim Osborne Rev. Jim Osborne is offline
True Christian™ Televangelist
Director of Fundraising and Tithing
On the Look Out for Wife #6!
True Christian™

1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Public Awareness Medal Christian Love Tithing Manager Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator TC Bravery Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Teabag Patriot Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts True Scientist™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Japan Iceland Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 8,733
Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by the viking View Post
And you forgot to put on the list USA....America probobly have the most Emo kids and satan worshippers then Iceland you dumb ass redneck
I won't deny that the USA has its share of problems from turning on God. Look at the cesspools of San Francisco and New York and see how much God has punished them! However, much of America, particularily in the heartland and especially here in Freehold, Iowa, serves the Lord.

Of course we have more because our population is 300 million and yours is 300,000. However, you have more Satan worshippers per capita. It's obvious from the amount of heathen Vikings who have come here and start chanting Norse spells and throwing curses and hexes upon us.

To be very honest, I am quite surprised how much of a response this thread has received because up until today I did not know they had internet in Iceland.
__________________

Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

Reply With Quote
  #82  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:06 PM
the viking the viking is offline
Unsaved trash, eskimo scum
Under Investigation
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 3
the viking is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins View Post
Possibly in shear numbers but as a percentage of the population, it is insignificant.

Keep in mind, the mighty US of A has towns with a greater popualtion that your puny country. That makes your fearless lezbo nothing more than a glorified mayor.
and so what i dont have to listen to here because i dont live in that town
Reply With Quote
  #83  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:06 PM
Hersir Hersir is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 4
Hersir is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Bah! Your god's power is but myth, lies of Loki. Once your wives are our slaves, and your children our followers; you will see the true power of the Aesir!

The numbers of your people are of no importance, just more to kill during the glorious invasion.
Reply With Quote
  #84  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:12 PM
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Posts: 17,797
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hersir View Post
just more to kill during the glorious invasion
This must be why you rule the world instead of being a member of a completely bankrupt country. Oh wait...
__________________
The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
Follow me on Twitter or burn in Hell for all eternity!

To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
  #85  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:14 PM
the viking the viking is offline
Unsaved trash, eskimo scum
Under Investigation
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 3
the viking is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
I won't deny that the USA has its share of problems from turning on God. Look at the cesspools of San Francisco and New York and see how much God has punished them! However, much of America, particularily in the heartland and especially here in Freehold, Iowa, serves the Lord.

Of course we have more because our population is 300 million and yours is 300,000. However, you have more Satan worshippers per capita. It's obvious from the amount of heathen Vikings who have come here and start chanting Norse spells and throwing curses and hexes upon us.

To be very honest, I am quite surprised how much of a response this thread has received because up until today I did not know they had internet in Iceland.
why are so many people shocked to know these things about iceland??? that they have internet, and that we dont live in igloose aka snow house just so you know .......and its mostly emo kids in iceland...theres a big difference between Emo kid and satans worshippers and most kids here in iceland just colour their hair...just that nothing more....sooo there is not many satan fans in iceland
Reply With Quote
  #86  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:17 PM
James Dewitt James Dewitt is offline
#63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery True Christian Provider™ award Platinum Tither Punched the most queers The Lord’s Witness Wound Mission to Australia One Year/1000 posts Jailed for JESUS Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Saved 1 Year Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Freehold, Ia
Posts: 6,259
James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.James Dewitt is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hersir View Post
The numbers of your people are of no importance, just more to kill during the glorious invasion.
The Japs thought the same thing, worked well for them too!
Attached Images
 
Reply With Quote
  #87  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:35 PM
Paul Jeffery's Avatar
Paul Jeffery Paul Jeffery is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture One Year/1000 posts 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Less than 5 hours from Freehold whenever needed!
Posts: 272
Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Shall we compare our per capita ratio of penis museums with that of Iceland's?
__________________
http://brighart.com/images/SupremeCourtBibleVerses.JPGMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)
Reply With Quote
  #88  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:37 PM
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Posts: 17,797
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
Shall we compare our per capita ratio of penis museums with that of Iceland's?
Do they hand out magnification glasses at the entrance of the Iceland penis museum?
__________________
The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
Follow me on Twitter or burn in Hell for all eternity!

To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
  #89  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:41 PM
Kongurinn's Avatar
Kongurinn Kongurinn is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 4
Kongurinn is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

haha just came home from work now and my friend came to me laughing and told me about this forum. Thank you for a nice old fun reading. i haven't laughed this much for ages!

You didin't even try to use google to get our flag right. that´s the only insult i could really see here. i've been watching documentaries lately like ''jesuscamp'', ''root of all evil'' and religilous. (last one is really funny) The first documentary really reflects on how ignorant and cruel those ''true beliver'' christans are. f.x. telling young kids that they will burn in hell if they don't obey some ghost. to cause fear and anxiety is one of the popular ways for Christians like you to make people believe your arrogant bullshit. remarkable that it should have been people like you who made me think twice. Now i live a good healthy life without hesitation and with the barrier og faith out of the way i can truly be free.

i know you sillybilly's aren't representing all americans. you coocoo's are a minority thank the love of humanity!

Shame on you Eziekiel, grumpy old man and (revern somethingidon't giveacrapwhat yourname is) all of you trying to mess with a whole country. Like you can see, we don't give an ass what you think

Have fun and good luck with being bitter and grumpy.

p.s. the u.s army isn't part of our homeland defense anymore.We seem to do fine wihtout it. Hope we can lead a good example to you guys. We don't need war and destruction and some lame excuses to justify greediness. as for Iceland financial crisis, yes... satan did it haha. like some fellow icelander said earlier: and i quote: satan killed around 100 people in the bible while god took the whole planet. (clapclapclap)....and he bankrupetd Iceland. (added by me).

p.p.s. this post in only meant for these simple minded jerks who are holding this page up. not the avarage, hard working, moral american.

p.p.p.s. change the flag.
Reply With Quote
  #90  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:43 PM
H. Montague Worthington's Avatar
H. Montague Worthington H. Montague Worthington is offline
True Christian™ Entrepreneur
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years Saved 10 Years Christian Love True Christian™ Platinum Tither Real American™ Ribfest '05 True Heterosexual™ Long service medal, 1st class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once TC Bravery Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Leviticus Landing Gated Community, Freehold IA
Posts: 2,495
H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!H. Montague Worthington will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Disgusting.

Between Bjork, rampant prostitution, penis museums, God's geothermal wrath, enormous and useless glaciers, and a nation of deadbeat debtors, Iceland is certainly God's LEAST favorite country. Given a choice between being a billionaire in Iceland or a diseased Haitian bum, most people would choose wallowing in a gutter in Port au Prince.
__________________
“We, the American people, clearly see the daunting forces we will undoubtedly face: terrorists, crime, drug gangs, the possibility of Euro-style debt riots, civil unrest or natural disaster.” -- Wayne LaPierre, one of Our Nation's Greatest Heroes
Reply With Quote
  #91  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:44 PM
garden of eden's Avatar
garden of eden garden of eden is offline
Unsaved trash, viking feminist
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 26
garden of eden is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

i'm slightly surprised none of you realized the "viking" posters were completely joking about the whole "follow the edda sagas". And the sagas are not boring, they're part of Icelandic history because they chronicle important people in our early history. Sure they make reference to pagan gods and godesses, but how is that any different from putting "In God We Trust" on the dollar bill. Not everyone in America is Christian, our founding fathers just happened to be Christian. Also a little fun fact, we were two votes away from having our national language actually be German here in the US. You really should lighten up in regards to "everyone is going to hell in Iceland" because it makes you sound like intolerant scumbags.

PS, there really is no ice in Iceland except in the middle where there's one big glacier. The first settlers named the country Iceland to discourage other tribes from settling down here. The natural beauty of the country is astonishing and the colors are amazingly beautiful.
Reply With Quote
  #92  
Old 02-17-2010, 06:45 PM
Paul Jeffery's Avatar
Paul Jeffery Paul Jeffery is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture One Year/1000 posts 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Less than 5 hours from Freehold whenever needed!
Posts: 272
Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kongurinn View Post
haha just came home from work now and my friend came to me laughing and told me about this forum. Thank you for a nice old fun reading. i haven't laughed this much for ages!

You didin't even try to use google to get our flag right. that´s the only insult i could really see here. i've been watching documentaries lately like ''jesuscamp'', ''root of all evil'' and religilous. (last one is really funny) The first documentary really reflects on how ignorant and cruel those ''true beliver'' christans are. f.x. telling young kids that they will burn in hell if they don't obey some ghost. to cause fear and anxiety is one of the popular ways for Christians like you to make people believe your arrogant bullshit. remarkable that it should have been people like you who made me think twice. Now i live a good healthy life without hesitation and with the barrier og faith out of the way i can truly be free.

i know you sillybilly's aren't representing all americans. you coocoo's are a minority thank the love of humanity!

Shame on you Eziekiel, grumpy old man and (revern somethingidon't giveacrapwhat yourname is) all of you trying to mess with a whole country. Like you can see, we don't give an ass what you think

Have fun and good luck with being bitter and grumpy.

p.s. the u.s army isn't part of our homeland defense anymore.We seem to do fine wihtout it. Hope we can lead a good example to you guys. We don't need war and destruction and some lame excuses to justify greediness. as for Iceland financial crisis, yes... satan did it haha. like some fellow icelander said earlier: and i quote: satan killed around 100 people in the bible while god took the whole planet. (clapclapclap)....and he bankrupetd Iceland. (added by me).

p.p.s. this post in only meant for these simple minded jerks who are holding this page up. not the avarage, hard working, moral american.

p.p.p.s. change the flag.
Well, wasn't that a refreshingly intellectual point of view from the slab 'o rock known as Iceland?
__________________
http://brighart.com/images/SupremeCourtBibleVerses.JPGMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)
Reply With Quote
  #93  
Old 02-17-2010, 07:04 PM
Heathen_Basher's Avatar
Heathen_Basher Heathen_Basher is offline
Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
Biblical Black Belt
Jr. Pastor
 

True Christian™ Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Gold Tither Ex-Mary Worshipper Christian Love The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted Mission to Las Vegas Porn Resistant Pro-Life The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,850
Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by garden of eden View Post
i'm slightly surprised none of you realized the "viking" posters were completely joking about the whole "follow the edda sagas".
I certainly hope you are not right. Anyone who could read something where people are completely joking, and not realize it, and make long angry responses to them - why, only a complete and utter retard would do that!

Quote:
And the sagas are not boring, they're part of Icelandic history because they chronicle important people in our early history. Sure they make reference to pagan gods and godesses, but how is that any different from putting "In God We Trust" on the dollar bill. Not everyone in America is Christian, our founding fathers just happened to be Christian. Also a little fun fact, we were two votes away from having our national language actually be German here in the US. You really should lighten up in regards to "everyone is going to hell in Iceland" because it makes you sound like intolerant scumbags.
Yes, of course you are right. It's not just Iceland. Most about everyone in the world is going to hell to be tortured by Jesus forever. Amen!

The sagas aren't chronicles of anything, they are just fairy tales.

About your LIE that German almost became America's official language, read here - http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/german.asp LIAR!

Quote:
PS, there really is no ice in Iceland except in the middle where there's one big glacier. The first settlers named the country Iceland to discourage other tribes from settling down here. The natural beauty of the country is astonishing and the colors are amazingly beautiful.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_did_...d_get_its_name

Actually no, Floki named it iceland because he sailed to the north part where everything was ice and snow, hence, Iceland.
Reply With Quote
  #94  
Old 02-17-2010, 07:08 PM
Kongurinn's Avatar
Kongurinn Kongurinn is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 4
Kongurinn is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
Well, wasn't that a refreshingly intellectual point of view from the slab 'o rock known as Iceland?

Well.. i haven't seen anything intellectual from you or your friends either mister Paul Jefrrey.
you guys comming from America has nothing to do with that fact. As me comming from the rock Iceland has little to do with my point of view.
To me sir, you're kind is what's wrong with the world

My point of view is as valid as yours. penis.
Reply With Quote
  #95  
Old 02-17-2010, 07:14 PM
Paul Jeffery's Avatar
Paul Jeffery Paul Jeffery is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture One Year/1000 posts 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Less than 5 hours from Freehold whenever needed!
Posts: 272
Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.Paul Jeffery has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kongurinn View Post
Well.. i haven't seen anything intellectual from you or your friends either mister Paul Jefrrey.
you guys comming from America has nothing to do with that fact. As me comming from the rock Iceland has little to do with my point of view.
To me sir, you're kind is what's wrong with the world

My point of view is as valid as yours. penis.
Son, you wouldn't know something intellectual if it crawled up in your lap and called you 'momma'. Neither are your reading, writing, and spelling skills traits of which you should be particularly proud yet. Brush up on God's favorite language, then try again someday to be taken seriously. Do you have a point of view, by the way?
__________________
http://brighart.com/images/SupremeCourtBibleVerses.JPGMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)
Reply With Quote
  #96  
Old 02-17-2010, 07:15 PM
garden of eden's Avatar
garden of eden garden of eden is offline
Unsaved trash, viking feminist
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 26
garden of eden is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

actually, Ingolfur Arnarson was the first settler. He first settled in Reykjavik which does not get any snow until october. and i don't really care about the german thing, i was taught this in class in the United States. I learned a lot of things in the US, like not everyone there is as ignorant as you seem to be. and it is pretty pointless for anyone outside of your church trying to tell you anything besides Jesus is the best and everyone who doesn't believe so will burn in hell, it's still worth the laugh when i read your posts. so have a good life, i'm pretty satisfied with mine.

ps heathen basher, i have no doubt you are a complete and utter retard. while my post is not a joke, those viking posters were. we don't follow the edda sagas, in fact i personally have never read them but i will eventually because they are chronicles of the early settlers. and merely dismissing them as fairytales does not make your claim true.
Reply With Quote
  #97  
Old 02-17-2010, 07:18 PM
garden of eden's Avatar
garden of eden garden of eden is offline
Unsaved trash, viking feminist
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 26
garden of eden is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

pastor jeffery, while i have no personal issue with you since you have not attacked me, i do take issue in the fact that you believe english is god's favorite language. It's one of the youngest languages today, and American English is actually much more primitive than any other language. Besides, the original Bible was written in Hebrew, so if anything that should be God's favorite language. Yet arguing with you is, like I already said, pointless because you'll believe what you believe and dismiss everything else as a lie.

Devilspeak deleted - Admin.
Reply With Quote
  #98  
Old 02-17-2010, 07:30 PM
garden of eden's Avatar
garden of eden garden of eden is offline
Unsaved trash, viking feminist
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 26
garden of eden is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

ooh! devilspeak, c'mon, i know you have it in you to get me banned!
Reply With Quote
  #99  
Old 02-17-2010, 07:30 PM
Heathen_Basher's Avatar
Heathen_Basher Heathen_Basher is offline
Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
Biblical Black Belt
Jr. Pastor
 

True Christian™ Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Gold Tither Ex-Mary Worshipper Christian Love The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted Mission to Las Vegas Porn Resistant Pro-Life The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,850
Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

Quote:
Originally Posted by garden of eden View Post
actually, Ingolfur Arnarson was the first settler. He first settled in Reykjavik which does not get any snow until october. and i don't really care about the german thing, i was taught this in class in the United States. I learned a lot of things in the US, like not everyone there is as ignorant as you seem to be.
Yes. Most of the United States is going to hell to be tortured by Jesus forever, along with you Eskimoes. They deserve it

Quote:
and it is pretty pointless for anyone outside of your church trying to tell you anything besides Jesus is the best and everyone who doesn't believe so will burn in hell, it's still worth the laugh when i read your posts. so have a good life, i'm pretty satisfied with mine.
It's alright, I am blessed by your persecution.

Quote:
ps heathen basher, i have no doubt you are a complete and utter retard. while my post is not a joke, those viking posters were.
Oh the irony, it burns

Quote:
we don't follow the edda sagas, in fact i personally have never read them but i will eventually because they are chronicles of the early settlers. and merely dismissing them as fairytales does not make your claim true.
Ahem,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_tale

"Fairy tale is an English language term for a type of short narrative corresponding to the German term Maerchen, the Swedish saga, or the Italian fiaba."
Reply With Quote
  #100  
Old 02-17-2010, 07:33 PM
garden of eden's Avatar
garden of eden garden of eden is offline
Unsaved trash, viking feminist
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 26
garden of eden is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God Hates Iceland!

the swedish "saga" is completely different from the Icelandic Sagas. Saga literally translated means story.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
blubber, eskimo, eskimo pie for the unsaved, europe, god hates, god's warth, ice holes, iceland, iglo, lava, lazytown, leif erikson, leif garrett, paganism, penguin farmers, rectum stench, scandanavia, so cold you can feel it freeze, stop bjorking me!, vikings, volcano, volcano monitoring, volcanoes

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:00 AM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved