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Old 02-17-2010, 06:10 PM
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Ha! Iceland is an island raised from the sea by the gods themselves. Your whore of a deity has no power in the eternal North!
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Old 02-17-2010, 06:17 PM
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Ha! Iceland is an island raised from the sea by the gods themselves. Your whore of a deity has no power in the eternal North!
Well! You certainly told us! So your ice god rose you out of the ocean, eh? FYI, Our God created the heavens and the Earth, ocean included. Are you sure Iceland was not a smudge on our God's grand blueprint? It would account for a lot.
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Old 02-17-2010, 07:48 PM
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I am raised in a Christian family and I am a man of faith. I have to admit that many of the things my fellow Icelanders have said are very rude and sarcastic. But I have to say that I am very suprised to see this kind of behaviour from Christian people. I expect more from Christians than I do from athiests. Some of the Christians on this thread said that thay are going to pray for a tsunami or an earthquake so that I and my family might get killed. This is very un-Christian. We Christians are suppose to be a light in dark places. We are suppose to be helpful and loving. I hope that you will pray for a spiritual revolution in Iceland instead of praying for a tsunami. God bless you all.
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Old 02-17-2010, 08:14 PM
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If the people of Iceland had even a tiny particle of human decency, they would be at the forefont of the international movement to pray for God to destroy their country. The fact that they not only continue to believe that they have a right to live, but mock the calls of True Christians™ all over the world for their violent distruction shows just how despicable and evil they truly are.
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(i) You have worshiped false gods, (ii) you have elected a lesbian as President, (iii) you have, through your greed and lust for money, brought down the Godly Capitalist system, (iv) you have ruined music with that half-troll Bjork, (v) you are a terrorist group (Britain knows this) (vi) you are Lutherans (vii) You have encouraged the young to turn to rape and fornication with Lazytown.
So you have discovered our evil master plan have you?
Well, you ain´t seen nothing yet!

(i) May I remind you that Lucifer is the first born son of God. Unlike that bastard half human wimp looser Jesus who died crying on that cross like a common criminal.
(ii) A lesbian ex stewardess as a prime minister....oh yeah! I think you are just jealous because you have only that sinner golfer Obama woods as a president.
(iii) Greed is good! That is the first commandment of Capitalist system. And this was only the beginning. Soon all the world will only be using our currency...Ice...
(iv) You forgot to mention the whining homo elves in Sigurrós.
(v) Soon the world will tremble before our suicide penguins. Muhaha
(vi) You know that Lutherans stand for Luciferians do you not?
(vii) Lazytown is only the beginning. As your puritan christian cult has become desensitized by Lazytown we will soon bombard you with a even younger and sluttier version of Stephanie...or even Steve (we must not forget the homo pedophiles).

Christians! come over to the winning dark side. It is only a matter of time now before we win.

p.s. Remember that good girls go to heaven but bad girls are welcomed everywhere.
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Come back when you decide to be original.

And can spell "loser".
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You shall not touch Iceland, for I, Thor - Am the God of Thunders!

No tsunamy for I control them!
No earthquakes for Loki loves Iceland!
No volcanos for Surtur loves Iceland!

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Come back when you decide to be original.

And can spell "loser".
You talk of originality...and you lot have been reading the same boring book for 2000 years!

The second "o" in loser was there to emphasize how much of a looooser Jesus was letting himself being hanged without a fight.
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You talk of originality...and you lot have been reading the same boring book for 2000 years!

The second "o" in loser was there to emphasize how much of a looooser Jesus was letting himself being hanged without a fight.
I'd say something about your blasphemy, but then figured your mockery comes from shocking ignorance.
"Hanged"?!?
Do you even know what a Bible is?!?!
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He did hang on that cross, didn't he?
But that doesn't matter. I came here to convert you poor pagans to the right religion, you can choose from two if you want ; Norse or Lutherism.

Which do you want?
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I'd say something about your blasphemy, but then figured your mockery comes from shocking ignorance.
"Hanged"?!?
Do you even know what a Bible is?!?!
Ignorance is bliss. Did not god forbid Adam to eat of the tree of knowledge?
So i guess he likes people to be stupid? Probably so that it is easier to get them to follow his boring teachings.

The bible...the so called book of books supposedly written by god. More likely many boring books made into one and later edited by popes to leave out inconvenient truths.
And if you say it was all done by god through men...I say he did it badly. Ok he did put in some sex and violence but it would never be published today. I think we should get Steven Spielberg or James Cameron to do it better...in 3D
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So i guess he likes people to be stupid? Probably so that it is easier to get them to follow his boring teachings.
No. God seems to like to challenge us. And we have accepted His challenge so we will be allowed in Heaven.

Some scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible:

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."
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Ha! Iceland is an island raised from the sea by the gods themselves. Your whore of a deity has no power in the eternal North!
No, by Satan. I already explained that, didn't I?

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Some of the Christians on this thread said that thay are going to pray for a tsunami or an earthquake so that I and my family might get killed. This is very un-Christian. We Christians are suppose to be a light in dark places. We are suppose to be helpful and loving. I hope that you will pray for a spiritual revolution in Iceland instead of praying for a tsunami. God bless you all.
A good advice for you, mr. "Christian," you might want to get a Bible and read the thing!
Never in my prayers I've departed from Biblical Christianity™, and neither have my fellow Christians this morning during the extra prayer hour for the Destruction of Reykjavik.
God hates evil people, and being a Righteous God, He punishes them as He sees fit. And in the Bible you can read how He punishes them, and earthquakes and volcanoes are only a small selection of the Tricks our Sweet Lord has on his sleeve!

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You shall not touch Iceland, for I, Thor - Am the God of Thunders!

No tsunamy for I control them!
No earthquakes for Loki loves Iceland!
No volcanos for Surtur loves Iceland!

That's very much alike to what the Haitians said about one and a half month ago...

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Ignorance is bliss. Did not god forbid Adam to eat of the tree of knowledge?
So i guess he likes people to be stupid? Probably so that it is easier to get them to follow his boring teachings.
From the Bible we can conclude that God seems to value obedience over stiff-neckedness and people making up their own moral code, that's true.

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The bible...the so called book of books supposedly written by god. More likely many boring books made into one and later edited by popes to leave out inconvenient truths.
God is almighty. As a result, this means the Bible is infallible, as God, being almighty, would have been perfectly able to weed out mistakes. This automatically means that there can't be any.
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Have fun being raped in your ass by satan for all eternity .
That's very Christian of you.


I'm in medical school, and I like helping people. I do a lot of charity work and love it.

But I also masturbate, have a beautiful child but never been married and I slept with a man I'm seeing last night because I was horny. I've had an abortion and am looking forward to my best friends wedding. They're homosexual women, one is caucasian and the other is African-American.


Could this difficult situation in Iceland be my fault? And if so, do you think I can be saved and forgiven?
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I hope you're in Reykjavik, because that's where I've been praying for the Tsunami to hit.
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I hope you're in Reykjavik, because that's where I've been praying for the Tsunami to hit.
I've been praying for a giant volcano that destroys the island all in one eruption. I think that would be the easiest way to solve this problem.
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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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That's very Christian of you.
Thank you.

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But I also masturbate, have a beautiful child but never been married and I slept with a man I'm seeing last night because I was horny. I've had an abortion and am looking forward to my best friends wedding. They're homosexual women, one is caucasian and the other is African-American.
So you live in sin, like almost everyone in Iceland. Nothing new there.

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Some scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible that fits your situation:

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

God kills those who masturbate: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."
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I've been praying for a giant volcano that destroys the island all in one eruption. I think that would be the easiest way to solve this problem.
With all due respect, Brother, that probably won't be enough. Satan is strong among the Icelanders, and he's shown a willingness to protect them from the natural disasters sent by God.

What's needed is very specific: an eruption of the Katla volcano beneath the glacial ice east of Reykjavik. When God combines that eruption with the massive and utterly fearsome jokulhlaups flooding that will come from the rapid glacial melting, Reykjavik will be swept away in a matter of minutes, Praise God. May His will be done.
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With all due respect, Brother, that probably won't be enough. Satan is strong among the Icelanders, and he's shown a willingness to protect them from the natural disasters sent by God.

What's needed is very specific: an eruption of the Katla volcano beneath the glacial ice east of Reykjavik. When God combines that eruption with the massive and utterly fearsome jokulhlaups flooding that will come from the rapid glacial melting, Reykjavik will be swept away in a matter of minutes, Praise God. May His will be done.
So the Katla volcano combined with jokulhaups. Okay, I'll include that specifically in my prayers from now on.
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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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First of all we are not eskimoes. We don´t live in igloos if you want us to burn in hell for eternity at least get to know the country. And what have the icelandic people done to deserve to burn in hell. You think ambortion is wrong this is even worse. If anyone deserves to burn in hell it´s america you kill people just for money and just because the nations you are fighting believe in another god. p.s. almost no one in iceland believes in viking god´s more than 90 prosent believe in god so you should not go on saying these thing´s if you dont know the country.
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