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Old 02-19-2010, 11:43 AM
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First of all we are not eskimoes. We don´t live in igloos if you want us to burn in hell for eternity at least get to know the country. And what have the icelandic people done to deserve to burn in hell. You think ambortion is wrong this is even worse. If anyone deserves to burn in hell it´s america you kill people just for money and just because the nations you are fighting believe in another god. p.s. almost no one in iceland believes in viking god´s more than 90 prosent believe in god so you should not go on saying these thing´s if you dont know the country.
Son, are you on drugs? Your thoughts are all over the map. Is this typical behavior of esklimoes? This explains why you are barely a 3rd world country, pretty far behind even France.
We have seen the pictures, read the data from your country. Your false proselytizing is pointless. The real proof is out in the world.
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First of all we are not eskimoes. We don´t live in igloos if you want us to burn in hell for eternity at least get to know the country.
Don't speak nonsense. Lots of pictures have been shown on this forum to prove this, aside from personal testimonies from both True Christians™ and your fellow vikings.

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They have rejected God in favour of Thor or the antisemitic teachings of Martin Luther. This is against Biblical Law.

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This forum is currently being overrun by vikings who openly worship Odin and Thor and threaten to pillage and rape our Godly Country. You might want to get to know your own country, friend.
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Old 02-19-2010, 11:51 AM
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First of all we are not eskimoes. We don´t live in igloos if you want us to burn in hell for eternity at least get to know the country. And what have the icelandic people done to deserve to burn in hell.
Honestly. You haven't been reading this Godly Forum very carefully, have you?

Father God has many, many reasons for despising the Icelanders, as numerous True Christians™ have described here repeatedly. I'll only add to their wisdom by pointing out how thoroughly the Icelanders have rejected God's natural child-rearing social structure: the nuclear family. You know (actually, you probably don't): a married father and mother living together with their children and worshiping Jesus. The whole idea of a family is utterly foreign to Icelandic culture, where the Icelandic females typically drop their pups from the time of their first menstruation. Disgusting.
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Dear Lord.

You have opened my eyes. I look around me and I see an igloo of sin. When I ride my polarbear (or a DEVILbear as I now know it is) to a pagan meeting I know how far we have fallen. Please, sirs, please! Tell us how we can be saved!!
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I think you should have your facts straight about Iceland, we really are not eskimos. We are originally Norwegian immigrants. Our prime minister is lesbian but our president is straight and married. You really should watch Lazy Town. It's no worse than other childrens shows but it's hardly about pedophilia. The Lil john video I saw posted on here is of his own making and not part of the show. Tasteless but funny. Not that I'd expect much of a sense of humor here. Maybe you wonder why all the icelanders are posting in your forum, there is a link to it on one of our "funny links" pages because we do have have a sense of humor.

Earthquakes are quite frequent in Iceland but we build sturdy low rise houses so there is really not much danger from them. A tsunami would be more scary so pray for that if you want it to work. The jokulhlaup is hardly threatening either as there are very few towns even close to a glacier (you do know jokull means glacier right ?), Reykjavík is not one of them. Just want to help you out in your prayers for my destruction. Just know that we build sturdy houses and we have excellent emergency teams unlike Haiti. People have survived the sometimes harsh conditions here for a thousand years.

Now if you do want your prayers to work maybe pray for the island to float off the edge of the earth.

I really find it funny that you critisize Martin Luthers antisemitism as you are obviously far from tolerant people yourselves. I have never worshipped the man on the stick ™ myself.

I have a question for you though:

Why do you not pray for the salvation of Iceland rather than its destruction ?
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Oh I forgot one thing, just because Gordon Brown used an anti terrorist legislation to freeze the assets of a corrupt Icelandic bank in England does not mean that there is a terrorist group in Iceland. It was, and still is, an economic dispute, has nothing to do with violent religious extremists (which is what I presume you mean when you speak of terrorist).
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I for one, an icelandic citizen, am pleased to hear that finally something will be done about this sinful abomination that regretfully i am forced to call home. For decades now, our once peaceful and religious community has been transformed into Sodom and Gomorra, filled with faggots,lesbians,heretics and to the brim with sin(our head of government is a lesbian and she is leading us straight into the fires of hell and EU).

Gay pride is celebrated here as if it were something to be proud of, just as one were to parade the plague or some mental illness through our streets. This is merely an example of the abominations committed throughout iceland.

I will pray with you for a swift death for myself and the faithful so that we can be welcomed into the arms of our saviour and a slow and painful one for sinners and faggots that reside here.

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I cast on the a tragic accident in near coming future.
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I will pray with you for a swift death for myself and the faithful so that we can be welcomed into the arms of our saviour and a slow and painful one for sinners and faggots that reside here.
Oh! Excellent. You're obviously one of the select who our Lord will spare from aeternal damnation. Which Baptist Church do you attend?
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I for one, an icelandic citizen, am pleased to hear that finally something will be done about this sinful abomination that regretfully i am forced to call home. For decades now, our once peaceful and religious community has been transformed into Sodom and Gomorra, filled with faggots,lesbians,heretics and to the brim with sin(our head of government is a lesbian and she is leading us straight into the fires of hell and EU).

Gay pride is celebrated here as if it were something to be proud of, just as one were to parade the plague or some mental illness through our streets. This is merely an example of the abominations committed throughout iceland.

I will pray with you for a swift death for myself and the faithful so that we can be welcomed into the arms of our saviour and a slow and painful one for sinners and faggots that reside here.

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I guess this money scheme is quite funny, but since the ppl of the Baptist Church are this stupid they deserve their money to be taken from them

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Question do you ultra Christians believe that God has decided in advance what will happen to each and one person?
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Ha! Iceland is an island raised from the sea by the gods themselves. Your whore of a deity has no power in the eternal North!
Impossible. God is all-powerful. Unless you have iron chariots, but I'm pretty sure Iceland doesn't have technology that advanced yet.
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I for one, an icelandic citizen, am pleased to hear that finally something will be done about this sinful abomination that regretfully i am forced to call home. For decades now, our once peaceful and religious community has been transformed into Sodom and Gomorra, filled with faggots,lesbians,heretics and to the brim with sin(our head of government is a lesbian and she is leading us straight into the fires of hell and EU).

Gay pride is celebrated here as if it were something to be proud of, just as one were to parade the plague or some mental illness through our streets. This is merely an example of the abominations committed throughout iceland.

I will pray with you for a swift death for myself and the faithful so that we can be welcomed into the arms of our saviour and a slow and painful one for sinners and faggots that reside here.

Kveđja
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Hallelujah! It's good to hear that there's at least one decent, right-thinking person left in that hellhole.
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Brother Temperance you say God is All-powerfull....

Is that true ?

If so answer me this...

Can God make so big of a stone that him self cant even move it ?
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

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Brother Temperance you say God is All-powerfull....

Is that true ?

If so answer me this...

Can God make so big of a stone that him self cant even move it ?
Stop embarrassing yourself. While Icelanders were dieing from one of their frequent famines, the rest of the civilized world was handing that word game over to their children for them to solve (and they always did).
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Well I just feel sorry for you guys, you really should question your faith, and see if its no just money scheme.

If you are not allowed to questions your faith there must be a reason why.

Praying for a tsunami earthquake or volcano on 70% of a nation is something God would not want that sort of suffering is on a satanic level.

I am ready to debate you about religion or "god" all the way, and I know I will win because you are kept oblivious.

I dont know how you discovered Baptist Church, but I can tell you a little story.
A young couple are cooking dinner, and the girl is cooking ham.
The man asks her: " why do you cut the ends of the ham ?"
the girl answers : " thats how my mum does it "
the girls mom was coming over for a dinner so when she got there
the young man asks her " Why do you always cut the ends of the ham when you cook it "
the girl mom answers " well my mom cooks it like this "
So the young man called the old lady and says " ok I just have to find out why do you cut the ends of the ham ? "
Do you know what the old lady said ?
:"My pan was to little !"

So doing something because someone else does or tells you, doesnt make it right.
If the baptist church is the "true christian (Trade marked)" then they should not be afraid of letting you observe other religions so you can make up your own mind as I have done.

Can you define what "God" is ?
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