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Old 03-04-2010, 11:54 AM
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Proof that god hates North America

1. You live in a system where only rich people can be healed. Jesus loved the poor and cured blind man without commitment. So why doesn't USA do the same.

2. The multiple churches in America are based on profit. Jesus hated anyone who tried to take money of any sort. By accepting cash you are a money changer. And this is what Jesus does to capitalist greedy money changers.

Looks like the whole congress and Wall Street is going to Hell.

3. There is only one Jesus, of for that fact there should be only one church, ad free and non profit. Well you have over thousand diffrent churches in USA interpitating the Bible all diffrently. Seems to me that Jesus can't hear most of you since you are all talking to him differently.

4. Jesus gave his disciples food, and even washed their feets. He had unconditional love for all the humanity, even the poor even his traitors. There is still racism in USA, discrimination against homosexual and pre-married sex. Jesus forgives all sins but does not forgive those who judge others.

John 13:1-20 "1 Now before the feast of the Passover, when Jesus knew that his hour was come that he should depart out of this world unto the Father, having loved his own which were in the world, he loved them unto the end. 2 And supper being ended, the devil having now put into the heart of Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, to betray him; 3 Jesus knowing that the Father had given all things into his hands, and that he was come from God, and went to God; 4 He rises from supper, and laid aside his garments; and took a towel, and girded himself. 5 After that he poured water into a basin, and began to wash the disciples' feet, and to wipe them with the towel wherewith he was girded. 6 Then cometh he to Simon Peter: and Peter said unto him, Lord, dost thou wash my feet? 7 Jesus answered and said unto him, What I do thou know not now; but thou shall know hereafter. 8 Peter said unto him, Thou shall never wash my feet. Jesus answered him, If I wash thee not, thou hast no part with me. 9 Simon Peter said unto him, Lord, not my feet only, but also my hands and my head. 10 Jesus said to him, He that is washed need not save to wash his feet, but is clean every whit: and ye are clean, but not all. 11 For he knew who should betray him; therefore said he, Ye are not all clean. 12 So after he had washed their feet, and had taken his garments, and was set down again, he said unto them, Know ye what I have done to you? 13 Ye call me Master and Lord: and ye say well; for so I am. 14 If I then, your Lord and Master, have washed your feet; ye also ought to wash one another's feet. 15 For I have given you an example, that ye should do as I have done to you. 16 Verily, verily, I say unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord; neither he that is sent greater than he that sent him. 17 If ye know these things, happy are ye if ye do them. 18 I speak not of you all: I know whom I have chosen: but that the scripture may be fulfilled, He that eats bread with me hath lifted up his heel against me. 19 Now I tell you before it come, that, when it is come to pass, ye may believe that I am he. 20 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that receives whomsoever I send receives me; and he that receives me receives him that sent me."

5. USA is one big soup of Europians. Originally Brits, that themselves carry Viking genes, since Iceland is going to hell for beiging Vikings, so are Americans. After the Brits, all the sinners of Europe came looking for a way to be rich and own a land. They were even so greedy that they are willing to kill many thousands of innocent aboriginals which Jesus loved (Jesus loves his enemy).


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Forgot one thing. Jesus was thin and not lazy unlike the majority of americans.
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Proof that god hates North America
How can you prove something that is not true? God loves America! Both God and Jesus are Americans!

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Nonsense! All lazy people can start working, earn money and pay their hospital bills.

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Where did you get that silly idea? Don't you know that God helps those who help themselves?

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USA is one big soup of Europians. Originally Brits, that themselves carry Viking genes, since Iceland is going to hell for beiging Vikings, so are Americans
Ah, you are from Iceland I see. Time to stop reading.

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Quote: Nonsense! All lazy people can start working, earn money and pay their hospital bills.

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Quote: Nonsense! All lazy people can start working, earn money and pay their hospital bills. Well, that's conditional love, isn't it?
Huh? So you want doctors to work for free? I assume you have not worked a single day in your life. Being that Iceland is based on stealing money I think the whole concept of working for your money is wasted on you.

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You work for other people because you want to help all people, friends or enemies. Black or white. Help everyone unconditional. The Capitalist system is from satan and is all about getting rich and make to poor get more poor.
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They tried this once in the Soviet Union. I will tell you a little secret. It didn't work out very well...
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You work for other people because you want to help all people, friends or enemies. Black or white. Help everyone unconditional. The Capitalist system is from satan and is all about getting rich and make to poor get more poor.
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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Banish me from this forums like Jews banished Jesus from Jerusalem if you like.

You should have thought about these rules before starting a fight with Iceland. To hell with thease rules. Rules are for babies and pussies who can't help themselves. God loves those who help themselves right?

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So you are blaming the USA for Iceland stealing billions of dollars from England? Typically Icelandic, always blame someone else.

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That pretty well sums up what is wrong with Iceland. Your banks ignoring all the rules were what started this big mess Iceland is in now.
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You are right, we didn't respect the rules!

It is because we had right wing political party in power that was trying to do all the same as the americans are doing. We were too stupid to vote for capitalism. I say this was our fault for not respecting the rules and we should pay for it, it is the right thing to do. But not everyone agrees.

But don't you try to say USA has never stolen money. They kill millions for money and profit. They attack nations for resources, we have never done that, this debt is much lower than the money you have stolen by underpaying chinese/mexican factory workers.
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You are right, we didn't respect the rules!

It is because we had right wing political party in power that was trying to do all the same as the americans are doing. We were too stupid to vote for capitalism. I say this was our fault for not respecting the rules and we should pay for it, it is the right thing to do. But not everyone agrees.

But don't you try to say USA has never stolen money. They kill millions for money and profit. They attack nations for resources, we have never done that, this debt is much lower than the money you have stolen by underpaying chinese/mexican factory workers.
The wetbacks and chinks are a dime a dozen. You'd buy them too if you didn't waste all your money on blubber.

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You are right, we didn't respect the rules! ... I say this was our fault for not respecting the rules and we should pay for it, it is the right thing to do. But not everyone agrees.
I have to admit I am positively surprised by your ability to admit this!

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Of course not! If we would have stolen money, we would not have extremely high debts at this very moment.
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Thank you, I have to good ability to not be sold an idea so easily. If I do something wrong I never deny. If my country does something wrong, I will not deny it. I am strong enough to see bad things and make some change.

Ezekiel, why do I hate Jesus? Well if Jesus is a man that loves everybody and respects everyone. Then ofcourse I like him! But you who say I will only love you if you love Jesus and do this and that, for the fact one has condition on his love I do not like him and never will. We live in a small world where everyone must live in harmony and help each other. We must respect different opinions, we must see what is right and wrong and not be brainwashed. You must agree brainwash is very common everywhere you look. Whatever sins the people around the world are conducting, that is non of out buisness. We must think for ourselves and not let others think for us!
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When will you make this change? Apparently, you are all powerful.
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The Icelandic people are 320.000 induviduals. I can only change myself. I don't care what the rest does.
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You're welcome. You are an example for most visitors from Iceland we get here.
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Some one is rather self centered! Its all about ME, screw the rest of man kind. And these eskimoos wonder why God hates them.
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