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Old 03-11-2010, 03:23 PM
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Hello brethren and sistrereren.

I draw. However I'd like to draw something inspirational. I tried and realise my talent does not stretch that far.

I'd like to ask your help for a mural I want to do for our living room wall.

The type of art I do is similar to this. Unfortunately I do not find this inspirationally rapturally Christian enough to have all along the wall of my house.


I would immensely appreciate it if you could give me ideas or inspirational images to start with. anything at all really.

Thank you and PRAISE THE LORD!
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Old 03-11-2010, 05:56 PM
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Look at this fine image of a man being carried off to Heaven!



In your version, you may wish to provide legs for the angel.
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Look at this fine image of a man being carried off to Heaven!



In your version, you may wish to provide legs for the angel.
Thank you muchly brother. That's a very inspirational start. ANd yes I think legs will look better on the angel. Perhaps jeans-clad too as I'm not too good with male knees.

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Look at this fine image of a man being carried off to Heaven!



In your version, you may wish to provide legs for the angel.
That's the same as gay porn, IMO. Is the angel kissing the man wearing the jeans? o_o
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No, He isn't. Do you understand perspective? It's not possible to judge distances when they are being viewed directly from the front. In other words, the Angel's head is most likely several inches from the man's, but it looks like they are making contact because the angle of viewing does not show the space in between them. An Angel of the LORD would NEVER be a homer.


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Next question: why does the angel put his hand on the butt of the other man? Or is it the same distance thing you told me about before?

Funny: when I google "gay angel" it's the picture I see.
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Next question: why does the angel put his hand on the butt of the other man? Or is it the same distance thing you told me about before?

Funny: when I google "gay angel" it's the picture I see.
The Angel is carrying the man to heaven. He needs to hold the man and get a firm grip on him, otherwise he'd fall back down to the earth and burn in hell. Common sense.
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Next question: why does the angel put his hand on the butt of the other man? Or is it the same distance thing you told me about before?

Funny: when I google "gay angel" it's the picture I see.
Would you rather he put his heavenly finger through a belt loop and give the poor guy the wedgie of a lifetime? That would be a great way to enter Heaven, with your voice three octaves higher than normal.

I know you're unsaved trash, but you must of picked up a child at some point in your life. Where do your hands go? Or do you just whip them up by the arms?

Oh and I Googled "gay angel" and found this.

It's a horrible site of a homer wearing a diaper and white wings.
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He's trying to be cupid, one of the ancient Greek gods and he's gay. Both things are good. : D
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I'm trying to be stupid, one of the ancient Greek gods and I'm gay. Both things are me. : D

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I'd like to ask your help for a mural I want to do for our living room wall.
Mr.Sheeps, here be bootiful pickture of them resurreckted deaded folk just for you




an if you ever paints a murals on your childrens bedroom walls, this be perfict cuz it remind childrens that dinosaws be in the bibles, it true

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Well, praise be! I think I'll try this one for that mural.

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God ******'s the world...
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Here are some inspiring images that were forwarded to me by my nephew back in Kansas.


Easau wrestling with the LORD's angel. An important reminder that GOD always wins!


This one always made me a little misty


I have to admit I have always been a fan of images of JESUS being bound and lashed. I just can't explain the explosion of love I experience when I think about His sacrifice for me.
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I must say, I really disagree with this thread. I HATE the Christian religion. I am an Orthodox. We prefer to engage in sexual acts with horses and take pictures of it. It's in our Gypsy Bible, all Romanians do it.
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