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Old 04-11-2010, 11:36 AM
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I am 22 years old, I havent gone to church very often, I really like to show off my body and be cocky, I spend alot of hours in the gym, i like to be seen by anyone it produces pelasure to me, I often like watching myself on the mirror, I send you a pic of myself. I would like you to tell me what should i do to try to save my soul, Any punishment you think I will do, do i need to lose my sexy body or what?



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Old 04-11-2010, 11:40 AM
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I think you are nothing but a Sinner.
However, Salvation is at hand and Landover Baptist Church is there for you.
I'm sure if you send more photographs to either myself or one of our Pastors, we can determine the scale of Sin we are dealing with.

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do i need to lose my sexy body or what?
You need to stop lying: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
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Where should i send them Talitha? I feel like my life of showing off and being cocky is losing its meaning I need to redeem myself, I will accept my just punishment but I seek your help.
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First thing you can do is go to a doctor and remove that hideous mark from your body. Shameful.

Leviticus 19:28

28Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Second, get yourself a 1611 King James Version Bible

READ IT!!!

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It will also help you from being laughed at behind your back
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Old 04-11-2010, 01:57 PM
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Young man a few things come to mind
You need to get rid of the tattoo and ear ring.
Leviticus 19:28

28Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Get a proper hair cut, what the heck did you put on it to make it stick up like that.

Get a KJV1611 and start reading.
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I will remove both my earrigns right now, what should i do with them? Also ill ask a doctor procedures to take away the tattoo, or is there any other way to do it that you had in mind? What should i do with my hair then?

Also God = life what should i do with my physique? any advice?

Thank you guys.
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Considering the possibility that you do sinful things with that tattooed arm, you could always cut it off.

Matthew 5:29 (King James Version)


29And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Matthew 18:8-10 (King James Version)


8Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

9And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

Mark 9:47(King James Version)
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:


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I am afraid both my arms are tattooed! What can i do =(



Not sure you can apreciate it on this other picture, also both ears are peirced bu I removed them now, what should i do with the earrings?
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I will remove both my earrigns right now, what should i do with them? Also ill ask a doctor procedures to take away the tattoo, or is there any other way to do it that you had in mind? What should i do with my hair then?

Also God = life what should i do with my physique? any advice?

Thank you guys.
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Hair get a hair cut leave it natural, no goop!
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Thrown them to the trash now! What do you mean with belt sander sir, how should i do that? Should i completly shave my hair as punishment and never let it grow or? Also stopping pumping iron will be the hardest thing for me since i take real pride on my physique but if tis a must to save my soul I will stop, should i go fat also as punishment or what would you recomend me?

I really thank you for your effort on saving my soul
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Is the Bible not clear to you?

What do you want, salvation? Or proud, tattoed arms?

My husband has a saw, if you need to borrow it.
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Thrown them to the trash now! What do you mean with belt sander sir, how should i do that? Should i completly shave my hair as punishment and never let it grow or? Also stopping pumping iron will be the hardest thing for me since i take real pride on my physique but if tis a must to save my soul I will stop, should i go fat also as punishment or what would you recomend me?

I really thank you for your effort on saving my soul
Plug in sander make sure you have 50 grit sand paper loaded ( see instructions on box) apply sander to tattooed area, keep going until tattoo is gone! Some of the best Christians I know are bald.

I do not lift weights do I look fat!
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Okay, friend. I'll tell you a little secret.

You know what's a "turn on" to a Christian woman? You holding a KJV 1611 Bible and reading from it. That way, she will know that you are a man who will take care of her properly and that - by extension - SHE will go to Heaven too.

Can you upload a picture of yourself holding a Bible.

Please keep your shirt on, though. It's difficult for me to fight the urge. Looking at your pictures makes me feel hungry. It makes me feel things in my stomach my wife hasn't let me feel in a long time.

I really want to eat a sandwich right now, you're so skinny!

My wife is doing the dishes. I can't ask her to make a sandwich, or the silly girl will just spill soap all over it.

Now I MUST MAKE MY OWN SANDWICH
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My wife is doing the dishes. I can't ask her to make a sandwich, or the silly girl will just spill soap all over it.

Now I MUST MAKE MY OWN SANDWICH

Sorry to hear that, GOD=Life

I make my husband's sandwiches daily. The fridge is always stocked so he never even needs to ask. He just tells me to get him a sandwich, and being the meek, submissive wife that I am, I immediately comply.
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I dont have any bible at home I should get one soon! The sander on arm will eliminate the tattoos completly? Also should i apply somethign afterward? Also you recomend me eating alot?

Here is another picture of my work as model wonder if ill be able to find salvation after all my pride and lust.

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I dont have any bible at home I should get one soon! The sander on arm will eliminate the tattoos completly? Also should i apply somethign afterward? Also you recomend me eating alot?

Here is another picture of my work as model wonder if ill be able to find salvation after all my pride and lust.


Sell ear rings at a pawn shop, use cash to buy a BIBLE.
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Somehow the picture got remvoed im afraid, her eit is again;

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The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


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