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Old 05-06-2010, 10:32 AM
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Dear brothers and sisters,

I was at my cousin yesterday and we talked about the old days. I clearly remember watching different kind of things on tv, but one thing opened my eyes. I didn't realise untill now. He talked about Yogi bear

Yogi is a thief!

Yogi is a racist?
Yogi bear is a bear that lived in Yellowstoned Park and he used to steal "pick-a-nic" (hence the nic, refering to n**ger) baskets. I was shocked in disbelief that this was shown to young kids. We, as a church, do not preach racism. We certainly don't like it here
As a matter of fact, we even try to help niglets
Yogi tries to take something that is not rightfully his. You may wonder: What does God think of this? What does the Bible tell us regarding his punishment?

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Then said he unto me, This is the curse that goeth forth over the face of the whole earth: for every one that stealeth shall be cut off as on this side according to it; and every one that sweareth shall be cut off as on that side according to it.

He also likes to take more things then "pick-a-nic" basket. It is obvious that Yogi is a Kleptomaniac!


Yogi and BooBoo enjoy stealing, don't they! Look, they're smiling while running away!

Boo Boo
I have always wondered why one would call a little bear Boo Boo. Doesn't the name strik as....I don't know...odd? As I thought more and more about it, I came to the conclusion that Hanna Barbera was also promoting porn to our children! Boo Boo is a Boobs, but we call it breasts. Since Boo Boo appears to be a male (or that is what they want us to believe), why would a male be named after boobs? Is he a transexual? Is he a homosexual because he is hanging with an adult. Does Yogi take abuse of Boo Boo?

It is safe to say, that it was a veeeery bad influence on the children back then. I wonder if it correlates with the rise of homosexuality?
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I'm pretty sure that bears, by their nature, are predisposed to stealing picknik baskets.
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I've been protesting that damn Yogi Bear show for years. I always thought the relationship between Yogi Bear and Booboo was so blatantly homosexual, I believe Hanna-Barbera is actually a tool of the Gay Agenda to brainwash our kids. Yogi and Booboo are inseperable, where Yogi plays the masculine, dominant role and Booboo in his purple bowtie plays the feminine, receptive "wife" role. It's no surprise that this show came out in the Sixties, since the people drawing and writing the cartoon were probably homosexual, drug-abusing criminal hippies.

Of course, Hanna-Barbera didn't stop there. On the Yogi Bear Show, they had another character named Snagglepuss. He was the first "out" cartoon character. Not only is he pink -- pink! -- but he has the mannerisms of a bitchy, flamboyant drag queen. Just watch this clip. There is no doubt this lion is meant to glorify the homosexual deathstyle to children!


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Boo Boo doesn't refer to boobs. Boo Boo refers to poop, or as the homers call it "scat play".

A Boo Boo, when used in the childish sentence "I made a Boo Boo" means the child shat his pants.
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Will someone please explain to me why those animals are wearing ties but they're totally naked?
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Boo Boo doesn't refer to boobs. Boo Boo refers to poop, or as the homers call it "scat play".

A Boo Boo, when used in the childish sentence "I made a Boo Boo" means the child shat his pants.
Amen brother.

In addition, I have discovered that a "yogi" is a kind of drug-addled hindoo demon worshiper.

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Will someone please explain to me why those animals are wearing ties but they're totally naked?
Those aren't ties.Those are thinly disguised bear tallywackers. You are correct to point out these bears are fully naked, but they are not just fully naked they are fully naked and sexually aroused! The latent gay sexuality in this cartoon is painfully obvious down the the continuous obsession with "stealing pick-nick baskets", a clear gay code phrase for non consensual anal sex.
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Those aren't ties.Those are thinly disguised bear tallywackers. You are correct to point out these bears are fully naked, but they are not just fully naked they are fully naked and sexually aroused! The latent gay sexuality in this cartoon is painfully obvious down the the continuous obsession with "stealing pick-nick baskets", a clear gay code phrase for non consensual anal sex.
I wasn't aware it was a sex code, I thought it was more motivated from a racist perspective. It seems it is a double code. How demonic!

I would like to adress that Rev. Jim Osborne gave more depth to the topic. How could we forget Snagglepuss? The horror does not end. If you can find more things we've missed out, please add them in this thread. I start to wonder if Barney Rubble isn't a closet homosexual. He is a bit too soft for a male don't you agree?
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Someone finally explained to me what "bear" means in sodomite slang.

More generally, since Yogi Bear is a product of the blue-state MSM, how could it possibly not glorify everything bad and demonize everything good?
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Someone finally explained to me what "bear" means in sodomite slang.
Wait, bear is also a gaycode? This is getting freakier as we speak. Based on the emoticon it is a severe thing to say for a True Christian. Just tell us how bad it is on a scale of 1-10 with 10 begin the most horrific gay thing.

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Wait, bear is also a gaycode? This is getting freakier as we speak.
Even I had never heard of that one.
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Dear brothers and sisters,

I was at my cousin yesterday and we talked about the old days. I clearly remember watching different kind of things on tv, but one thing opened my eyes. I didn't realise untill now. He talked about Yogi bear

Yogi is a thief!

Yogi is a racist?
Yogi bear is a bear that lived in Yellowstoned Park and he used to steal "pick-a-nic" (hence the nic, refering to n**ger) baskets. I was shocked in disbelief that this was shown to young kids. We, as a church, do not preach racism. We certainly don't like it here
As a matter of fact, we even try to help niglets
Yogi tries to take something that is not rightfully his. You may wonder: What does God think of this? What does the Bible tell us regarding his punishment?

Zechariah 5:3
Then said he unto me, This is the curse that goeth forth over the face of the whole earth: for every one that stealeth shall be cut off as on this side according to it; and every one that sweareth shall be cut off as on that side according to it.

He also likes to take more things then "pick-a-nic" basket. It is obvious that Yogi is a Kleptomaniac!


Yogi and BooBoo enjoy stealing, don't they! Look, they're smiling while running away!

Boo Boo
I have always wondered why one would call a little bear Boo Boo. Doesn't the name strik as....I don't know...odd? As I thought more and more about it, I came to the conclusion that Hanna Barbera was also promoting porn to our children! Boo Boo is a Boobs, but we call it breasts. Since Boo Boo appears to be a male (or that is what they want us to believe), why would a male be named after boobs? Is he a transexual? Is he a homosexual because he is hanging with an adult. Does Yogi take abuse of Boo Boo?

It is safe to say, that it was a veeeery bad influence on the children back then. I wonder if it correlates with the rise of homosexuality?
WHAT?! I can't belive what i am reading? Are you blaming good ol' cartoons for being racist and such? That's very low.
Pic-a-nic refers to picnic and the nic isn't even close to be refered to as nigger.
Boo boo's name is just made up and doesn't refer to anything!

The only thing you can learn about this cartoon is to not bring a picnic to where there is bears.
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WHAT?! I can't belive what i am reading? Are you blaming good ol' cartoons for being racist and such? That's very low.
Pic-a-nic refers to picnic and the nic isn't even close to be refered to as nigger.
Boo boo's name is just made up and doesn't refer to anything!

The only thing you can learn about this cartoon is to not bring a picnic to where there is bears.
You're actually saying old cartoons weren't racist? Wow, the bubble you atheists live in. You don't even have to leave mommies basement to find out how wrong you are.
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WHAT?! I can't belive what i am reading?
You better believe it since it's all based on knowledge provided by God

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Are you blaming good ol' cartoons for being racist and such? That's very low. Pic-a-nic refers to picnic and the nic isn't even close to be refered to as N***er.
Please don't promote racism, we don't like racial slurs here at LBC.

[quote]Boo boo's name is just made up and doesn't refer to anything!
Wrong!

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WHAT?! I can't belive what i am reading? Are you blaming good ol' cartoons for being racist and such? That's very low.
Pic-a-nic refers to picnic and the nic isn't even close to be refered to as nigger.
Boo boo's name is just made up and doesn't refer to anything!

The only thing you can learn about this cartoon is to not bring a picnic to where there is bears.
At least someone on this forum isn't blind.
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At least someone on this forum isn't blind.
You have been corrupted by Yogi bear and other propaganda cartoons. Start believing in the Lord.
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Will someone please explain to me why those animals are wearing ties but they're totally naked?
It seems to be a standard thing with pedophile, homer bears.

There is one in Australia too called Humphrey but he is not as blatant. He wears a waistcoat, straw hat and tie, but again, no trousers.

It's like they near relish in exposing their nether-regions for all to see, with OBVIOUS gay abandon!

If you note too, even that Snagglepuss only has collar and cuffs adornment.

Is it any wonder with today's youth, bestiality is on the rise with displays such as these.

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If you note too, even that Snagglepuss only has collar and cuffs adornment.
He wears those because he's a sophisticated animal, whereas Speedy Gonzales is a dirty, thieving, third world rat-dog.
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WHAT?! I can't belive what i am reading? Are you blaming good ol' cartoons for being racist and such? That's very low.
Of course not. Old cartoons were the pinnacle of political correctness.

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