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Old 07-27-2009, 08:54 PM
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Hey Im the new guy. For the record, yes Im an athiest, hence the name
I thought you were atheist? What possible interest could you have in hell? ( You might want to learn how to spell atheist before you go to the annual convention).
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:00 PM
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Hey Im the new guy. For the record, yes Im an athiest, hence the name I have to make fun of you guys. Now, hating retards.....now thats just wrong. Its not there fault. See, it says in the Bible that God created EVERYTHING in the hopeless world right? Well, who made the retards? Let me show you a little graph:

God made man. Man destroyed God.

Simple. God does not exist. All of you are probably on this.
See, God makes you happy. Good for you. Now if God tells you to bash every single freakin thing he made, thats kinda wrong. Now I have no problem with Christians. I have a thing against extremeists. See, theres this thing called a NKJV of the Bible. Not one made in 1612, but one made NOW.
Are you a retard or just plain stupid? Your post is that of a moronic twit.
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Old 07-28-2009, 02:35 PM
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Good post Admiral Petty. Maybe people will now MAYBE think about what they are actually saying.
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Good post Admiral Petty. Maybe people will now MAYBE think about what they are actually saying.
like yourself?
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Praise Reverend Green
I like a man who "Tells it Like it is"

Personally I think that poor people, blacks, Non American and Non-Christians shouldn't be allowed to breed at all.

Just leave it to us Pure bred White wealthy American True Christians™ to produce a Race of perfect Human Beings who Love Jesus.

Oh, just like Hitler's notion of Aryans? Because that's exactly what this site seems like.

I'm willing to bet that if you weren't in danger of imprisonment, you'd gather them up and have them killed, rather than help them see God's light...it's so sad..you will all be in my prayers
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um really now..well since people are made in gods image...that means gay people and "SPECIAL NEEDS" people are made in gods image....

(I am restricting my comment here to just those with special needs, I have addressed (and will continue to address) the Gay Peril in other threads.)

I would suggest caution in contemplating these 'special needs individuals', particularly in regards to stating they are made in God's image. If 'someone' is incapable of knowledge of good and evil, and cannot comprehend Jesus Christ and Salvation, due to retardation or gross deformity, then I can't see how they could be considered to be human beings. They would be unensouled, and it is irrelevant to worry about their disposition into Heaven. While I concur their parents are being punished (and in some cases the deformed may be created as a test, or to illustrate some Biblical principle), the concept of 'punishment' as applied to the deformed/retarded does not make any sense, even in regards to addressing their retardation as 'punishment'. They cannot be 'punished' (or 'rewarded', for that matter) as their lack of an immortal soul makes it pointless. If someone cannot contemplate Salvation, what is the point in 'punishing' them to make them see the Light ??
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