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Old 06-12-2007, 03:31 PM
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About 15 to 20 years ago the Music Industry changed It's Format from Vinyl to Compact Disk. PRAISE JESUS

It seems to me that from that very same period of time, there started to be a very steady demise in the popularity of Heavy Metal Music.
I think the two are connected, because no longer could these Satanic Bands put out Subliminal messages the way they did when Vinyl Recordings were played backwards.

Added to that, to achieve the "Big Hair" look of the 1980's meant that the Bands had to invest Tens of thousands of $$ on gallons of Hair spray, consequently either Bankrupting or killing many Band Members with the Toxic Gas produced in the dressing room.
This of course was the one and only cause of there being such a big hole in the Ozone layer during the 1990's which God has subsequently started to close up.

Praise Jesus for starting to kill-off Homers like Ozzie Osbourne with Mental illness. One of the Founding Fathers of Satan's own Music, he will soon be accountable to God for his Sins.

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The very dead John Lennon once famously said: "Christianity will go. It will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that. I'm right and I will be proved right. We are more popular than Jesus now."

Jesus had other ideas!

Praise The Lord for helping us to win one more battle against Satanic influences.

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It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
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It is clear Jesus Himself is guiding you on this Sister Talitha since there is no way a woman could ever come up with such wise words by herself. GLORY!

Yes, Christ has lanced the cyst of Heavy Metal and it’s poison is draining way as we speak. Soon it come a day were decent folks we now longer have to endure the vision of men in tighter leather pants waving their pelvises in good societies faces at ¾ time. Once these over sex hoodlums have sunk back into the obscurity they so richly deserve we will no longer have to worry about our innocent children being corrupted by base heavy songs glorifying debauchery or being brainwashed into suicide by backward masked messages.

Heavy Metal, the Lord’s judgment is upon you and He is not pleased.
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It is clear Jesus Himself is guiding you on this Sister Talitha since there is no way a woman could ever come up with such wise words by herself. GLORY!
It's quite true Pastor Bobby-Joe. I was guided by the forces of Truth, Decency and Jesus Christ.

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The very dead John Lennon once famously said: "Christianity will go. It will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that. I'm right and I will be proved right. We are more popular than Jesus now."

Jesus had other ideas!
Yes, these extreme goth kvlt black metal "musicians" such as John Lennon, Gorgoroth, Elton John or Varg Vikernes may think they're pretty tough, but JESUS always gets them in the end! Praise!
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Yes, these extreme goth kvlt black metal "musicians" such as John Lennon, Gorgoroth, Elton John or Varg Vikernes may think they're pretty tough, but JESUS always gets them in the end! Praise!

John Lennon and Sir Reggie could hardly be called black metal (or metal of any kind, really). I've never heard of the other two...
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John Lennon and Sir Reggie could hardly be called black metal (or metal of any kind, really). I've never heard of the other two...
Evil Lennon would have gone on to pervert Rock music even further if God hadn't have commanded Mark David Chapman to kill him.
Everyone knows that Elton John is a Homer. Isn't that enough punishment to stop him going any further down the Heavy Rock Satanic road?
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Evil Lennon would have gone on to pervert Rock music even further if God hadn't have commanded Mark David Chapman to kill him.
Everyone knows that Elton John is a Homer. Isn't that enough punishment to stop him going any further down the Heavy Rock Satanic road?

Chapman was insane and the fact that Sir Reg is gay has nothing to do with his musical genre, which is mostly pop.

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METAL! For ever!

Nightwish, Manowar, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Sabaton, Children of Bodom, Iron Maiden, Dragonforce, Slipknot... they all deserve a lot of respect Dude, they rule!
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Nightwish, Manowar, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Sabaton, Children of Bodom, Iron Maiden, Dragonforce, Slipknot... they all deserve a lot of respect Dude, they rule!

I like Iron Maiden. Slipknot and Cradle of Filth I can take or leave. I'm not familiar with the others.
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Yes, these extreme goth kvlt black metal "musicians" such as John Lennon, Gorgoroth, Elton John or Varg Vikernes may think they're pretty tough, but JESUS always gets them in the end! Praise!
You know nothing of Metal, John Lennon and Elton John are NOT Metal artists. Jesus sees my bad words

Dimmu Borgir is Black Metal. And Jesus sees my evil.
Peter needs to repent, now!
Metal rules! And Jesus may decided to ban me for trying to post obcenities in white font color on His forum

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METAL! For ever!

Nightwish, Manowar, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Sabaton, Children of Bodom, Iron Maiden, Dragonforce, Slipknot... they all deserve a lot of respect Dude, they rule!
And Jesus is King because He is the Savior of Mankind
Yeah they rule! And these bands also rule:
Cannibal Corpse, Dragonlord, Slayer, Finntroll, Amon Amarth, Bal-Sagoth, Cypher, Hammerfall, Leng Tch'e, Primal Fear, Rhapsody, System of a Down, Therion, Thurisaz, Unleash the Fury,...
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Rhapsody changed their name to Rhapsody of Fire, Peter. I rather like Blind Guardian. The lyrics are easy to understand and there is a story that goes along with each song.
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You know nothing of Metal, John Lennon and Elton John are NOT Metal artists.
You missed my point.
Had Jesus decided not to kill John Lennon then he would have gone on to write Satanic lyrics for these Hellish Bands.

Elton John would have gone the same way if he'd not decided to go and become a Homer.
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Had Jesus decided not to kill John Lennon then he would have gone on to write Satanic lyrics for these Hellish Bands.


No, he wouldn't have. Lennon wrote and recorded his own songs, and he didn't do metal. And since he was Buddhist, he didn't believe in Satan, so why would he write Satanic lyrics?

Elton John would have gone the same way if he'd not decided to go and become a Homer.
Sir Reg would be writing the same kind of music he does now if he were straight. Musical taste has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

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No, he wouldn't have. Lennon wrote and recorded his own songs, and he didn't do metal. And since he was Buddhist, he didn't believe in Satan, so why would he write Satanic lyrics?
Everyone imagines that The Beatles were a clean-cut bunch of Lads from England singing happy "Pop" songs when in fact they were a founding part of The Satanic Rock Movement who's aim was to crush Christianity.

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Everyone imagines that The Beatles were a clean-cut bunch of Lads from England singing happy "Pop" songs when in fact they were a founding part of The Satanic Rock Movement who's aim was to crush Christianity.

The Beatles didn't care one way or the other about Christianity.
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It's no secret that they often went on stage ripped. Preludin is a form of speed, and Lennon didn't handle it well. That doesn't make him Satanic, just high.

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And head-shaking and swaying is Satanic because....?
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And head-shaking and swaying is Satanic because....?
In 1964 they were Role models for so many future teenagers who were to become Satan-Possessed Heavy Metal Rockers. They led a whole generation to Satan Worship.
Read the Press Office report above.
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I have a question. Well actually two, how does one become gay? I always thought that if you were going to be gay then you were gay right from the word go. Also how do you know satan didn't kill John Lennon? I thought neither god nor the devil could actually have a hand in what happened which is why Lucifer tempts people and makes deals etc. Surely god doesn't do the same.
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I have a question. Well actually two, how does one become gay? I always thought that if you were going to be gay then you were gay right from the word go. Also how do you know satan didn't kill John Lennon? I thought neither god nor the devil could actually have a hand in what happened which is why Lucifer tempts people and makes deals etc. Surely god doesn't do the same.
Becoming a Sodomite is a lifestyle choice which is why our B.A.S.H Program is so successful at curing them.

God can kill anyone he chooses is all I know. how he does it is his business.
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Fine. I wish he would get his priorities straight then and kill all the people who deserve it, maybe starting with Bush...
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