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Old 08-10-2010, 03:06 PM
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Well since you apparently know where to find it, I suggest you show us all.
2 sec cant find the book sry u have to read the book again
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Old 08-10-2010, 03:16 PM
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Here is an interview on Danish tv with an expert on Muslim affairs, who grew up in America and converted. Can you tell me why these two people are going to hell, along with the rest of their countries? What is ungodly about them, compared to your high standards?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGGsa...eature=related

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danes dont rape their children thats negros u know?
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no its someting I have hort
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He probably meant 'heard', which is still not good enough.

If you can't find it in the KJV1611 bible, you have to go elsewhere to convince people that it's true, you big homer rac/pist.
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God-mocking troll! Go play elsewhere!
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Zechariah 2:6 (King James Version)

"Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north, saith the LORD: for I have spread you abroad as the four winds of the heaven, saith the LORD."
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im not a God-mocking troll im Dane u know? and dont be so angry u false dane
How dare you speak to this wonderful God loving lady like that. You will, with out a doubt, burn in hell.
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You might think you're funny now but Jesus will have the last laugh as he watches you roast in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity.
Proverbs 1:25-30 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:17 PM
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Doesn't it say somewhere in the Bible, that those that laugh at the damnation of others or take pleasure in their sin, will burn in Hell themselves? I'm actually pretty sure it does.

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You might think you're funny now but Jesus will have the last laugh as he watches you roast in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity.
Proverbs 1:25-30 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
nope jesus think Im funny to if he was here Im sure he will write lol
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Doesn't it say somewhere in the Bible, that those that laugh at the damnation of others or take pleasure in their sin, will burn in Hell themselves? I'm actually pretty sure it does.

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Doesn't it say somewhere in the Bible, that those that laugh at the damnation of others or take pleasure in their sin, will burn in Hell themselves? I'm actually pretty sure it does.

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Please back that up with scripture then. I'm actually pretty sure it doesn't say so.
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1. Danes did not invent rape! Unfortunately its been a part of the world society in many many years - even before anyone lived in Denmark!

2. The Global climate hoax? Well is that not a debate? Between scientist, religious people, other people, politicians? Dont just say that the country Denmark is a liar? Because one persons says something, the rest is not necessary guilty!
Denmark did not offer prostitutes the visitors of the COP15. Maybe some organisations did! I cant tell, but who is the real sinner? The ones that said "yes please"...!

3. Dont mix up the Rasmussens in Denmark! No one here are proud of the Tour de France Rasmussen. Bad guy lying! We all agree.

But the Rasmussen with the helmet is not our Prime minister anymore… we are currently on the 3rd Prime minister, with the last name Rasmussen - in a row! And most people dont like him - or the other Prime Ministers called Rasmussen.

4. Hans Christian Andersen was and excentric writer... not a 200 year old speaker for a nation!

5. Lego? Sinful behavior? Thinking creative is sinful? Tough one... i cant gat anyone to fix me bike any longer, cause that need creative thinking...

6. Pippi Longstocking is not Danish, but swedish. And by the way, shes not a whore... she's a story - just a story.

7. This one is tricky. I think we have a translation error here... Theres no TV shows called these things... not at all. Most Danish TV shows are copys of American TV shows concepts...! And Americans, you can keep them!

8. Wrong! No one is allowed to adopt children and rape them! No one.

And who the hell is "Gayowulf"... not very well know in Denmark!
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Oh here we go again...

Did you even bother to read the entire thread?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

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1. Danes did not invent rape! Unfortunately its been a part of the world society in many many years - even before anyone lived in Denmark!
Well, history proves otherwise. In this article on Danish Vikings it says:
"The by bit is easy, it's a Scandinavian word for a farmstead, the North of England has hundreds of towns and villages ending with word by, comes from the days when the Vikings raped and pillaged and later settled large areas of Northern England, look up Danelaw on the net, that will explain how viking, England became at one point in its history."
The Bible is very specific when it comes to rape:
Deuteronomy 22:25-27: But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die. But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter: For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.
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Deuteronomy 22:28-29: If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
Now, tell me this: have you vikings ever married the virgins you've raped over the centuries? Since I'm pretty sure you haven't, I wish you an enjoyable stay in hell. Jesus and I surely are going to have a good laugh watching you roast in its flames for all eternity.

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2. The Global climate hoax? [...] Denmark did not offer prostitutes the visitors of the COP15. Maybe some organisations did! I cant tell, but who is the real sinner? The ones that said "yes please"...!
Why are you trying to cover up your nation's mistakes by blaming them on all the innocent people you've deceived over the years? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
Malachi 1:14: But cursed be the deceiver, which hath in his flock a male, and voweth, and sacrificeth unto the LORD a corrupt thing: for I am a great King, saith the LORD of hosts, and my name is dreadful among the heathen.
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3. Dont mix up the Rasmussens in Denmark! No one here are proud of the Tour de France Rasmussen. Bad guy lying! We all agree.

But the Rasmussen with the helmet is not our Prime minister anymore… we are currently on the 3rd Prime minister, with the last name Rasmussen - in a row! And most people dont like him - or the other Prime Ministers called Rasmussen.
So, you've had three prime ministers that all have cheated in the Tour de France? Why would an entire nation vote for three cheaters in a row?

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4. Hans Christian Andersen was and excentric writer... not a 200 year old speaker for a nation!
H.C. Andersen was a writer of satanic grimoires for children. However, the sad truth is that Denmarkians still read those magic books to their children, sending them straight on a pathway to hell. Is that not something to be concerned about?
Exodus 22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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5. Lego? Sinful behavior? Thinking creative is sinful? Tough one... i cant gat anyone to fix me bike any longer, cause that need creative thinking...
Then why are they advertising "Lego Porn"?



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6. Pippi Longstocking is not Danish, but swedish. And by the way, shes not a whore... she's a story - just a story.
Why do you always have to hide your shame behind others? Why don't you just blame Sweden for all your sinful mistakes?
Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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7. This one is tricky. I think we have a translation error here... Theres no TV shows called these things... not at all. Most Danish TV shows are copys of American TV shows concepts...! And Americans, you can keep them!
So you steal American TV show concepts and turn them into some wicked forms of pornography? What a sick nation you are.
Psalm 9:17: The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
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8. Wrong! No one is allowed to adopt children and rape them! No one.
After all the lies your nation has spread throughout the world you expect us to believe you? What's wrong with you people?
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The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
(Psalm 9:17)

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