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Old 06-01-2010, 08:35 PM
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>FOX news to get the whole truth
>FOX news
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Friend, I am glad to heare you are a scat cleaner. Every force needs them, do not be ashamed.
I did not mention my old job to impress rather to inform. I was called a hick when in fact, I am far from it. You denmarkians are so shut off from the real world that much of what is happening you and your propaganda machine has to manufacture. You need to get FOX news to get the whole truth.
Well, foolish child, I offend no one. I and a True Christian™. When you make take offense to is in reality, honesty. Would you rather everyone lies to you like parents do to their children and their friends children "What a beautiful baby!".
How dare you call me a scat cleaner. I spent six years educating myself to seat the position I do today. I am one of those watching the back of American soldiers, just as well as Danish, Lithuanian, British, German, or where ever they originate.

Fact is however, I have been far far far closer to the real world, than you will ever get old man. And I am most likely half your age. And the irony. He tells me to get FOX news, so that I may be relieved from the propaganda? I could think the Grumpy Old Fart, was a FOX journalist. At least his facts is as solid as the FOX media.

by the way, I think you misunderstood me. I was far from impressed with your job. Sweeping the floor at Wall Street is not an achievement.
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Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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I don't like your potty mouth talking about someone's nether regions.
Then I assume you live in a region nearby?

Personally I don't know since I don't live near Nederlands, but I have yet to hear anyone being happy for being blamed of having the same culture as them, unless you can find those people for us?
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Son, you think the truth is funny? Are you on drugs?

I'm on FOX Don't get me wrong, I LOVE FOX, but calling it truthful in any way is like calling a pig a horse or Jesus a heterosexual! 8====O~~~ ~~~O====8
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How dare you call me a scat cleaner. I spent six years educating myself to seat the position I do today. I am one of those watching the back of American soldiers, just as well as Danish, Lithuanian, British, German, or where ever they originate.
I see... watching the backs[s]ide[s/] of instead of fighting along side.

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Fact is however, I have been far far far closer to the real world, than you will ever get old man. And I am most likely half your age. And the irony. He tells me to get FOX news, so that I may be relieved from the propaganda? I could think the Grumpy Old Fart, was a FOX journalist. At least his facts is as solid as the FOX media.
Half my age, probably less than half the education and certainly half the man. Are you a midget?

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by the way, I think you misunderstood me. I was far from impressed with your job. Sweeping the floor at Wall Street is not an achievement.
LOL, you crack me up. Better work on your reading comprehension.

Son, this forum is about God. We are here to expound the glories that Jesus reaps upon us. It is not all about you. I suggest you go twitter or something instead. We are here for Him.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I'm on FOX Don't get me wrong, I LOVE FOX, but calling it truthful in any way is like calling a pig a horse or Jesus a heterosexual! 8====O~~~ ~~~O====8
Jesus was a heterosexual so I'm not sure what you are talking about.
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Jesus was a heterosexual so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

Kissing with men while being a man yourself is not heterosexual behavior it's Danish behavior.

Ergo, Jesus was a Dane.
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Kissing with men while being a man yourself is not heterosexual behavior it's Danish behavior.

Ergo, Jesus was a Dane.
That made me rofl
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Kissing with men while being a man yourself is not heterosexual behavior it's Danish behavior.

Ergo, Jesus was a Dane.
I agree that a Dane is something completely different from a heterosexual, but this is not because they kiss each other all the time. In Biblical Times, kissing was very common between heterosexual men. Jesus was no Danish faggot!
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Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Anyway, it's getting a little bland now, but it was awesome talking with you guys anyway.
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Anyway, it's getting a little bland now, but it was awesome talking with you guys anyway.


Best trolls I've seen in a long time. Cheers!
You are mistaken. In America, unlike in Scandinavia, there are no trolls. They belong in Norse mythology.
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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Why bland?
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You are mistaken. In America, unlike in Scandinavia, there are no trolls. They belong in Norse mythology.
You sir should be ashamed of calling yourself an american...

In the US and Canada, the old belief in trolls is paralleled by a modern belief in Bigfoot and Sasquatch.[citation needed] Many statues of trolls adorn the downtown business district of Mount Horeb, Wisconsin, leading to the town being dubbed The Troll Capital. There is also a park on the northeast side of Fargo, North Dakota which is named Trollwood.[6]
Residents of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, known as Yoopers, refer to their lower-peninsula counterparts as "trolls," because they live "Under the Bridge" (Referring to the Mackinac Bridge.)[7][8]
Northern Central California (Sacramento, Stockton, Lodi, Modesto, Yuba City and Marysville) Hispanic residents tell their children tales of the "Colupe" (KOH-LOO-PEH), the little man that lives in the walls who comes out at night stealing away the breath of its sleeping victims.[citation needed] This story was made famous in Stephen King's movie Cat's Eye.[citation needed]
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You sir should be ashamed of calling yourself an american...

In the US and Canada, the old belief in trolls is paralleled by a modern belief in Bigfoot and Sasquatch.[citation needed] Many statues of trolls adorn the downtown business district of Mount Horeb, Wisconsin, leading to the town being dubbed The Troll Capital. There is also a park on the northeast side of Fargo, North Dakota which is named Trollwood.[6]
Residents of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, known as Yoopers, refer to their lower-peninsula counterparts as "trolls," because they live "Under the Bridge" (Referring to the Mackinac Bridge.)[7][8]
Northern Central California (Sacramento, Stockton, Lodi, Modesto, Yuba City and Marysville) Hispanic residents tell their children tales of the "Colupe" (KOH-LOO-PEH), the little man that lives in the walls who comes out at night stealing away the breath of its sleeping victims.[citation needed] This story was made famous in Stephen King's movie Cat's Eye.[citation needed]
Those are all unsaved trash, they are not True Christians™. They are going to hell obviously.
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Those are all unsaved trash, they are not True Christians™. They are going to hell obviously.
In that case please make sure to go edit those untrue words claiming there are trolls in the US and Canada... smite them back to where they belong, you must make the truth set them free then...
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In that case please make sure to go edit those untrue words claiming there are trolls in the US and Canada... smite them back to where they belong, you must make the truth set them free then...
Only unsaved idiots believe in trolls! No white wealthy True Christian™ believes in those Satanic things.
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Only unsaved idiots believe in trolls! No white wealthy True Christian™ believes in those Satanic things.
Don't we want to be the savior of the people believing in those words?

Don't we want the forces of evil to not gain influence over the people believing in those Satanic things?

Some are believers from the start, but some need guidance and even to be converted?
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i get so sad when i read all of this. is it really not possible to live in Denmark and not be a rapist, or just a bad person? i mean why all the hate? and just a quick notice... as i have read this comment alot; "i can not enter porn sites" ... wikipedia isnt a porn site? or what? ....
now im not trying to pick a fight, or what not.
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Don't we want to be the savior of the people believing in those words?
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