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Old 09-02-2010, 12:23 AM
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=Jelle999;591555]You came to visit with us, we did not come to you. We Glorify Jesus, if you do not do the same thing it is insulting.
I am not the one who started with a thread on my forum called "8 reasons why Denmark hates Jesus", YOU did, YOU started this thread, I just happened to find it on google when searching stuff with a friend. Do not try to turn this on me, this is all yours.

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What is wrong with you people, heck you do not even know what your flag looks like. I can pick out the good ole Stars and Strips anywhere any time.
Lets look at the logical stuff at first:
practically EVERY single Dane which has been in here, has commented that the flag is wrong. How can so many Danes not know their own flag? I know what flag I am rising when I got a birthday, and that is the Danish flag. I already provided a source to show you this, but if you still don't believe me, here is a google picture search for you:

This is what comes up when you search for "Finland flag":
http://www.google.dk/images?um=1&hl=da&biw=1016&bih=602&tbs=isch%3A1&sa =1&q=Finland+flag&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

and this is what comes up when you search for "Denmark flag":
http://www.google.dk/images?um=1&hl=da&biw=1016&bih=602&tbs=isch%3A1&sa =1&q=Denmark+flag&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

Now I ask you, what is the most logically here? If you can't see it, you are really not worth my time.

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Why do you insist on posting porn, Jesus does not Like Porn, please stop.
Quote me linking to a porn site just ONCE, I dare you. If you can do so, I will give you 1000 dollars.


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Yea right Jelly we have the tiny brain.... Look you either Love Jesus or you hate Him. When it comes to Jesus fence sitting is not allowed. Woman it time to make a stand, do you Love Jesus or not!
I do neither. You cannot force me to make a decision, this I decide myself, if I want to actually decide this or not. Who the piffle do you think you are, telling me what to do??


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Wow you people are communists, we elect people to govern not to rule.
Sorry, I have no idea what a communist is.

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Have you been washed in the blood of the lamb? Have you given your heart to Jesus? Unsaved trash!
No, I haven't, I do not wish to. Have you even been reading my post? In there I state that I do not want your religion. How many times do I have to tell you?

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Blah blah I want to go to hell, that's what you really wanted to say!
Nope, what I really wanted to say was:

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A real, fulfilling life, is a life which you live, and where you have fun, doing what you like to do. Not capturing yourself into a box, just because you believe in something. At least that's my belief. However, I did not come here to talk beliefs, but to prove that the guy is wrong.
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How can you say that, Danisher people are sinners each and every one, that is why God hates you!
And how do you know this? You have no source to provide with this information, thus it is incorrect. You can't possible know every single person in Denmark, and if you did so, you would also know who I am, which you don't, so to say that all of us are, in very untrue. Please provide your sources when stating these things, otherwise I won't really answer you anymore, as I am getting tired of all your assumptions.

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We offer the path to salvation, we show you the entrance and yet you still want to go to Hell, OH well have it your way. By the way this is a Baptist forum, what did you think we would talk about the weather?
I thought we could have a talk about the facts in this topic, allow me to quote myself ONCE piffleING AGAIN:

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And the only thing you have proved is how ignorant and pathetic you are. If you are not into answering my very first post in this thread, then please, go away. I do not want it to be about something completely else, as you are making it to. As you said, its not about me, well, its not about you either. This is ONLY, and ONLY about that the guy who made this thread, is wrong about every single thing he wrote in it, and that I have proven him wrong. NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS. So for piffles sake, stop taking this discussion else where. I have had enough of it.
This will be my answer to any of these questions for now, as you really don't seem to get this into your tiny heads.
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I hope you are going to be polite now.

The flag I gave you was correct, I do not know why you are having a hard time. I also found this stamp which has the same flag.



As far as weblinks go, how do we know they are correct or not made up.

This must be you, because it has the same name as you.

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Old 09-02-2010, 12:26 AM
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This is what comes up when you search for "Finland flag":
http://www.google.dk/images?um=1&hl=da&biw=1016&bih=602&tbs=isch%3A1&sa =1&q=Finland+flag&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

and this is what comes up when you search for "Denmark flag":
http://www.google.dk/images?um=1&hl=da&biw=1016&bih=602&tbs=isch%3A1&sa =1&q=Denmark+flag&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=



Quote me linking to a porn site just ONCE, I dare you. If you can do so, I will give you 1000 dollars.
You owe me $1,000 U.S. Dollars then. I clicked on the links you posted above and both took me to porno sites.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Old 09-02-2010, 12:39 AM
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You owe me $1,000 U.S. Dollars then. I clicked on the links you posted above and both took me to porno sites.
Never would I think you were wrong Pastor but I clicked on those links too...Nothing but Porn, do I get $1000 too?
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Old 09-02-2010, 12:41 AM
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Never would I think you were wrong Pastor but I clicked on those links too...Nothing but Porn, do I get $1000 too?
I think she said that anyone who clicks on them gets $1,000. Maybe I'll go back and click on them again.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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[QUOTE=A Follower;591585]Yes, you did state you didn't like Jesus. Are you retarded?[quote]

Are you retarded? Can't you read? Allow me to write it down is such words a 5 year old should be able to understand. I can't promise you will understand it even though, but please, do try.

I will take the quotes you made, which was written by me:

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I never say that I like Jesus
In case you didn't know, this means that I never said that I do not like him. Let me be clear on this. What is actually written there, is "I have never said that I do not like Jesus". This means, that I have not, in anywhere in the whole world, stated that I hate Jesus.

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nor am I for Jesus
In case you didn't know, this mean that I never said that I liked Jesus. What is actually written there, is "I have never said that I do like Jesus". This means, that I have not, in anywhere in the whole world, stated that I like Jesus.

How can you get this to be that I hate him? I never said so.

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So you agree that not everyone is treated equally. Only working people have a right to a home. And only lazy people have a right to free money.
It has to do with you people imprisoning religious people and not atheists, effectively disproving your claims that everyone is treated equally in DenmarkOh right, your government doesn't tell you about it, the censorship is of course secret. Check out http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Denmark:_3...list,_Feb_2008 if that site isn't on the censorship list too.And that didn't give you the idea that this was not the right place for you?You came to prove our believes wrong, but you did not come to talk about believes...
For starters, I do admit, now that you say it, not everybody is treated equally, what I actually MENT, was the we all do have the same rights. It doesn't matter if you are a homeless guy, you can still stand up and say "Hey, I want to rule this country for 3 years, and I want to do yada yada...".

I do not know what you are talking about here. We do not treat religious people like trash. Actually, we have build a bunch of different churches for them.

I must say, you are the first one to actually provide a source. However, can you prove that these sites are not down, and closed, in every country? I cannot access anyone of them (To be honest, I only tried like 20 pages). I tried with different IP's, so it thinks I live in the US, or Russia, or any other country I would like it to believe I am living in. This is called proxy, look it up if you want more information about this.

As I have written in the last 3 posts I now have made:

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And the only thing you have proved is how ignorant and pathetic you are. If you are not into answering my very first post in this thread, then please, go away. I do not want it to be about something completely else, as you are making it to. As you said, its not about me, well, its not about you either. This is ONLY, and ONLY about that the guy who made this thread, is wrong about every single thing he wrote in it, and that I have proven him wrong. NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS. So for piffles sake, stop taking this discussion else where. I have had enough of it.
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Morals aren't a box, morals are liberating. They help you be a better person and with you all people around you. Just because you disagree with our morals like "don't kill" doesn't make it acceptable for you to go running around killing people.
Danish advertisers lying? Who would've thought that possible?!
I don't get why you are writing this. I did not write anything regarding morals, but rather the way of living your life.

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All the Danish people, except one or two, who visit this thread lie, swear, threaten violence, tell us we will burn in Hell which they don't believe in.
I have not yet seen one Dane in here writing that they don't believe in hell, except myself.

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I think actual experience with Denmarkians counts for more than what an advertisement says.
and I do agree with you. If you knew how to search, you could find people from your country, making a statement about us from Denmark. Since you have never been here (Or, I actually don't know, you haven't said so), I do not think that you can make such statements just yet. You have only met like 10 Danes in here. That is not actual experience, that is virtual experience, which is something totally different.

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Life isn't miserable for us, life is great! We don't have to worry about illness, we don't have to worry about murderers, we don't have to worry about thieves, we have Jesus to watch over us. On the other hand, you spewing all that hatred are obviously miserable.
So, none of you have ever been sick, been murdered or have been stolen from? This I do not believe, sorry.

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If you don't want to disagree with us why don't you simply believe God, then we'll all believe the same thing.
I never said I believed in god.

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I hope you are going to be polite now.

The flag I gave you was correct, I do not know why you are having a hard time. I also found this stamp which has the same flag.



As far as weblinks go, how do we know they are correct or not made up.
http://www.google.dk/images?um=1&hl=da&biw=1016&bih=602&tbs=isch%3A1&sa =1&q=Finland+flag&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

http://www.google.dk/images?um=1&hl=da&biw=1016&bih=602&tbs=isch%3A1&sa =1&q=Denmark+flag&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

These links are in fact the google page, you can see so, if you click them, and look at your address bar. It says "google.dk". Feel free to refresh this page to confirm it is google.dk.

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This must be you, because it has the same name as you.


Yes, that is actually me playing with my drifter, but what does that has to do with anything?
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I am not the one who started with a thread on my forum called "8 reasons why Denmark hates Jesus", YOU did, YOU started this thread, I just happened to find it on google when searching stuff with a friend. Do not try to turn this on me, this is all yours.
Now you are just a plain liar Jelly Brain, I did not start this thread! Cranky Old Man started it. Do I look like Cranky?
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Old 09-02-2010, 12:52 AM
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These links are in fact the google page, you can see so, if you click them, and look at your address bar. It says "google.dk". Feel free to refresh this page to confirm it is google.dk.
I tried the links again and they're still porno. Now you owe me $3,000. Pay up!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Ummmm I tried the links PORN NO checks cash only!
I just wanted you to know that I don't think you look anything like Cranky.
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Now you are just a plain liar Jelly Brain, I did not start this thread! Cranky Old Man started it. Do I look like Cranky?
When I say "YOU", I do not mean you, and you only, I mean this whole community. You wrote as if you were writing on the behalf of this whole community, so I answered you back that way. If you can't even understand that. The community keeps getting more and more stupid and pathetic.

Pastor: Then copy the "www.google.dk......." link by marking it with your mouse, then press "CTRL + C", then open a new tab or window in your web browser, go to the address bar, and press "CTRL + V". If you aren't too mentally distorted to do such a simple task.
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These links are in fact the google page, you can see so, if you click them, and look at your address bar. It says "google.dk". Feel free to refresh this page to confirm it is google.dk.

Yes, that is actually me playing with my drifter, but what does that has to do with anything?
Why would they make as stamp if it was the wrong flag. Does not sound right. So if I find anything with jelle999 then it must you.

You look very angry driving you car. You should not drive when your angry you may have an accident.
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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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When I say "YOU", I do not mean you, and you only, I mean this whole community. You wrote as if you were writing on the behalf of this whole community, so I answered you back that way. If you can't even understand that. The community keeps getting more and more stupid and pathetic.

Pastor: Then copy the "www.google.dk......." link by marking it with your mouse, then press "CTRL + C", then open a new tab or window in your web browser, go to the address bar, and press "CTRL + V". If you aren't too mentally distorted to do such a simple task.
I have a better idea, fool: Pay me the money you owe.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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When I say "YOU", I do not mean you, and you only, I mean this whole community. You wrote as if you were writing on the behalf of this whole community, so I answered you back that way. If you can't even understand that. The community keeps getting more and more stupid and pathetic.
Back peddling are we Missy? You said I started it. You does not mean Lanover Baptist Church.

THIS IS YOUR POST
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=Jelle999;591555]You came to visit with us, we did not come to you. We Glorify Jesus, if you do not do the same thing it is insulting.

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I am not the one who started with a thread on my forum called "8 reasons why Denmark hates Jesus", YOU did, YOU started this thread, I just happened to find it on google when searching stuff with a friend. Do not try to turn this on me, this is all yours.
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Pastor: Then copy the "www.google.dk......." link by marking it with your mouse, then press "CTRL + C", then open a new tab or window in your web browser, go to the address bar, and press "CTRL + V". If you aren't too mentally distorted to do such a simple task.
Pay up the cash deadbeat!
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Back peddling are we Missy? You said I started it. You does not mean Lanover Baptist Church.
You can be in two meanings. You look old, you should know this stuff.

You, can be referred to as in "You are pathetic"

Although, it can also be referred to as in "You guys are pathetic".

There is a HUGE difference in those two. But then again, you must be too mentally retarded to know such things.
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You can be in two meanings. You look old, you should know this stuff.

You, can be referred to as in "You are pathetic"

Although, it can also be referred to as in "You guys are pathetic".

There is a HUGE difference in those two. But then again, you must be too mentally retarded to know such things.
Did you say you guys started the thread? NO you directed your hate filled comments towards me.
Speaking of retarded Jelly why is it that you hate Christians so much, are you a Catlik or something?
And I am not old, 40 is mature. I guess you hate the elderly too.
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You can be in two meanings. You look old, you should know this stuff.

You, can be referred to as in "You are pathetic"

Although, it can also be referred to as in "You guys are pathetic".

There is a HUGE difference in those two. But then again, you must be too mentally retarded to know such things.
So you are starting to call me names again by using a generic term. Why don't you stop being rude to people here and accept the Lord.
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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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So you are starting to call me names again by using a generic term. Why don't you stop being rude to people here and accept the Lord.
I was not even replying you.

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Did you say you guys started the thread? NO you directed your hate filled comments towards me.
Speaking of retarded Jelly why is it that you hate Christians so much, are you a Catlik or something?
And I am not old, 40 is mature. I guess you hate the elderly too.

Again, you are simply assuming something out of what you read. You are not reading my text logically, or are you even reading it at all?

I said you, as you, in the community. I don't get why this is so hard to understand. We talked about this whole thread, and about the people in it. Then I write "you", because we were talking about more than one people.

Again, where does this hatred come from? Please, do quote me for saying such things, because you can't. Do not assume things, read what is written, and nothing more. You do not need to analyze my text. I didn't put that much thought into it.

You look like a 80 year old man who could pass out at any time.
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I'd like some of the money, too!
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I was not even replying you.

Again, you are simply assuming something out of what you read. You are not reading my text logically, or are you even reading it at all?

I said you, as you, in the community. I don't get why this is so hard to understand. We talked about this whole thread, and about the people in it. Then I write "you", because we were talking about more than one people.

Again, where does this hatred come from? Please, do quote me for saying such things, because you can't. Do not assume things, read what is written, and nothing more. You do not need to analyze my text. I didn't put that much thought into it.

You look like a 80 year old man who could pass out at any time.
If you are not talking to me then why did you say "I said you, as you, in the community" that does not make any sense at all.
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