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Old 11-21-2013, 12:47 PM
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Got it in one, bub, it is a damned hellhole filled with talking vegetables called swedes.
Swedes live in Sweden, Danes live in Denmark. anyways why is it you hate Denmark this much?
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Old 11-21-2013, 12:58 PM
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Swedes live in Sweden, Danes live in Denmark. anyways why is it you hate Denmark this much?

So, you're claiming that dogs live in denmark?

The only danes I know of are great danes and they are dogs.

Anyway, swedes, danes, same same.
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Old 11-21-2013, 01:04 PM
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So, you're claiming that dogs live in denmark?

The only danes I know of are great danes and they are dogs.

Anyway, swedes, danes, same same.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dane
No, i am saying they are Danes.. and there is a difference, our nationality like we don't call American for Arabs.
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Sweden and Denmark are the same just like Rwanda and Burundi are the same. Only Rwandas and Burundis can tell the difference (if there is one)

How was your day? Have you visited your famous Freetown Christiania again to smoke some pot and have a sex orgy at "Břssehuset" (gay house)?
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Old 11-21-2013, 04:33 PM
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Sweden and Denmark are the same just like Rwanda and Burundi are the same. Only Rwandas and Burundis can tell the difference (if there is one)

How was your day? Have you visited your famous Freetown Christiania again to smoke some pot and have a sex orgy at "Břssehuset" (gay house)?
No, I have never been there, and properly never will, and my day have been bad, considering it seems a lot of american christian hate us for no apparent reason, and to be honest i am very offended.
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Old 11-21-2013, 05:23 PM
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The Vikings went to Britain to rape the women there over and over again, so there is no real difference between Brits and Danes. All of them are Hellbound Eurotrash.
And the white, christian population stems from Europeans. So, if descendency actually makes someone hellbound, that means you are ......
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Old 11-21-2013, 07:52 PM
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No, I have never been there, and properly never will, and my day have been bad
I know you had a bad day, it was just a rhetorical question. Normal people have a bad day when they just think of Denmark, how could you be happy living there?

Why don't you become an ex-dane? It's time for you to leave your surströmming and binge-drinking lifestyle behind and follow Jesus. Do you even have Bible-believing Churches in Denmarkistan or only salafist mosques?

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Fox News tells me that the mudslimes are taking over Denmark

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Old 11-21-2013, 08:52 PM
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I know you had a bad day, it was just a rhetorical question. Normal people have a bad day when they just think of Denmark, how could you be happy living there?

Why don't you become an ex-dane? It's time for you to leave your surströmming and binge-drinking lifestyle behind and follow Jesus. Do you even have Bible-believing Churches in Denmarkistan or only salafist mosques?
We don't have Mosques, we are christians, and if you look in the mirror, you can all see you are sinners and use god as an excuse, when the day come, you are the one that burns, i'm out of here. you are all narrow minded fools that don't even know what they are talking about, i really hope you can pray for a upgraded brain.
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when the day come, you are the one that burns
Sorry to tell you, but you have no power over who will burn. Only Jesus has that kind of power. We are Christians who follow the Bible, you are a heathen who does not follow the bible.

According to Jesus, it's you who will be burning.

I pray for you, so you would leave your heathen ways behind and be saved too.
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Old 11-21-2013, 09:15 PM
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I am not the person that hate people without condition, and if i recall correct, you are not allowed to lie, which many of you have done towards Danes, ignorant and blindly hating us for no apparent reason.

and on a note, i am a christian with a believe in god a Jesus, so i am no difference, yet you insult and hate me, and my fellow Danes.
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I am not the person that hate people without condition, and if i recall correct, you are not allowed to lie, which
Clearly you are, since you do not like Christians like us follow the Bible.

Besides, it's you who are lying. You have many, many mosques in Denmarkistan.
Like this oldest one in all eskimo countries.

http://www.ahmadiyyamosques.com/2011...n-denmark.html
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up to this date i haven't seen a mosque in "Denmark" with my own 2 eyes, yes we got a few, but that is for immigrant muslims and alike, the Danish puplic are mainly Christians.

Beside, you also got mosques in america, so does that mean you are not Christians either?
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Do you attend the Church of Denmark? Your Church allowed female pastors in 1948, how do you reconcile this fact with 1 Corinthians 14:34-35:

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And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


Also, I hear that fags are allowed to perform their deviant mockery of marriage in danish Churches (http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2...eddings-church). Has your Church already decided about allowing marriage between men and animals? Why not, what's the difference? Why not marry the beautiful elk from your nearby wood

Let's see what God thinks about homosexuals:

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Also, I hear that fags are allowed to perform their deviant mockery of marriage in danish Churches (http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2...eddings-church). Has your Church already decided about allowing marriage between men and animals? Why not, what's the difference? Why not marry the beautiful elk from your nearby wood
Not only did the "Church" of Denmarkistan spit in the face of baby Jesus by allowing female pastors, but sadly it is true now they have turned the whole Church into a big house of Sodom. Satan is now controlling the "Church" of Denmarkistan.

WARNING!!! FOLLOWING CLIP SHOWS DISGUSTING IMAGES FROM ONE OF THESE PERVERTED DENMARKIAN GAY WEDDINGS!!!

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Look at this (it has subitles, sorry for the danish jabbering), when the danish "Church" is looking for new pastors it is necessary for them to explicitly mention that the applicant has to believe in God. This is because the average danish pastor (and applicant) is a gay pot-smoking atheist



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You are generalizing again, making a few bad apples spoil the bunch, no the church i go to don't have a female priest, but in Denmark (not denmarkistan) there is a law that gives the women as many rights as men, and this is to keep everybody happy, as this is a country, not a religion, we as a country try to keep the majority of the population happy, this however does not mean that all churches are looking for female priests. this is the same right that give the homosexuals freedom to live their life their way.. However not all churches allow it, in fact its only recently that the first church allowed it, beforehand it was only done via the town hall (which isn't a church).
I believe that if i look it up i will find at least a couple of churches in USA that do this too, so again, i don't understand why you hate us all because of a minority of the peoples lifestyle.
I do however understand why you dislike christian churches that allow this, as it is against the beliefs, and therefore insult the community in a whole, but again, this is a minority of the population, which isn't just happening in Denmark, but the entire world.


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You are generalizing again, making a few bad apples spoil the bunch, no the church i go to don't have a female priest, but in Denmark (not denmarkistan) there is a law that gives the women as many rights as men, and this is to keep everybody happy, as this is a country, not a religion, we as a country try to keep the majority of the population happy, this however does not mean that all churches are looking for female priests. this is the same right that give the homosexuals freedom to live their life their way.. However not all churches allow it, in fact its only recently that the first church allowed it, beforehand it was only done via the town hall (which isn't a church).
I believe that if i look it up i will find at least a couple of churches in USA that do this too, so again, i don't understand why you hate us all because of a minority of the peoples lifestyle.
I do however understand why you dislike christian churches that allow this, as it is against the beliefs, and therefore insult the community in a whole, but again, this is a minority of the population, which isn't just happening in Denmark, but the entire world.


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Friend, not a single True Christian™ hates you. Frankly, I take great offense to that. God however, has shown fantastic displeasure at your behavior. So you see friend, it is not us you have the issue with, it is God.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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wow, just wow..
Please do us the courtesy of not quoting from false Bibles here on this web site.

We allow the unsaved to participate, in keeping with our covenant with the Lord, which is to spread the good news, that you may be saved and spared the fires of perdition.

Still, we do have our standards to uphold, them that are the standards of the Lord God. To alter the Word of the Lord God is blasphemy.
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