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Old 01-10-2014, 02:36 PM
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bastiality??? where in my religion does that take place??? and iceland bankrupt???? i think not. they are doing way better than the USA at the moment. so is the rest of the World. i mean africa has less debt than the USA.
and chosen??? prove to me they were chosen.
Not only bestiality but also FRAUD or do i have to place the following?

"But Sleipnir he begat With Svadilfari"

Your so called "god" didn't do it just for fun with Svaðilfari, he did it so his family could con the contractor and not pay the bill.

Those bestial lezbo electing heathens do like to defraud those that believe in them...

http://www.sovereignman.com/finance/...ete-lie-12348/

As for our debt, of course it's bigger than africa's. Who would, in his right mind, lend that kind of money to penniless, worthless negros?

As for the chosen part it is so easy that i'll just pick a few more:

Psalms 89:3 I have made a covenant with my chosen, I have sworn unto David my servant,

Psalms 106:5 That I may see the good of thy chosen, that I may rejoice in the gladness of thy nation, that I may glory with thine inheritance.

Matthew 12:18 Behold my servant, whom I have chosen; my beloved, in whom my soul is well pleased: I will put my spirit upon him, and he shall shew judgment to the Gentiles.

Enough?



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It is the direct word of God, I don't need lectures on My religion from some Godless pagan.

You seem well acquainted with the King James Bible - have you read it?


i have read the bible. the old testamente, the new testamente, the koran, the edda's, the vedda's, the tao. i have studied the wiccan faith along with atheism. i am in possesion of the satanic bible which i read with great joy since it focuses on improvement of the self through expansion of the mind.
i have studied all of this and much more to know about the Things i choose to dismiss.
like i would ask a child to taste the food before said child clams not to like it i have studied the different religions of the World with the same thing in mind.
i find myself to function much like a Chaotic-Good character from any D&D fantasy game.
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A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect. He believes in goodness and right, but has little use for laws and regulations. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. A ranger who waylays the evil baron's tax collectors is chaotic good. Chaotic good combines a good heart with a free spirit.
This alignment is seen by some to be the most heroic, as it includes those who seek to benefit others (good) from outside the hierarchy of society (chaos), a common motif in literature. It also includes those compassionate individuals who exist within that hierarchy, but insist upon doing things their own way. Chaotic good characters tend to be strong individualists marked by kindness and benevolence.
  1. Seeks to aid others and protect them from harm.
  2. Values freedom and individual choice.
  3. Is not bound by promises made, but does not deceive without reason.
  4. Distrusts authority.
  5. Is loyal to friends and good teammates, but not necessarily to their methods.


the only religion that lets me be this way is the Aesir faith. i also live by the nine viking virtues:
  1. Courage
  2. Truth
  3. Honour
  4. Fidelity
  5. Discipline
  6. Hospitality
  7. Self Reliance
  8. Industriousness
  9. Perseverance


and the folk assembly virtues:
  1. Strength is better than weakness
  2. Courage is better than cowardice
  3. Joy is better than guilt
  4. Honour is better than dishonour
  5. Freedom is better than slavery
  6. Kinship is better than alienation
  7. Realism is better than dogmatism
  8. Vigor is better than lifelessness
  9. Ancestry is better than universalism


with that in mind im still open to people and respect their faith. the only reason for me to start all this up Again is because of the lies spread on the first page of this forum.
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Not only bestiality but also FRAUD or do i have to place the following?

"But Sleipnir he begat With Svadilfari"

Your so called "god" didn't do it just for fun with Svaðilfari, he did it so his family could con the contractor and not pay the bill.

Those bestial lezbo electing heathens do like to defraud those that believe in them...

http://www.sovereignman.com/finance/...ete-lie-12348/

As for our debt, of course it's bigger than africa's. Who would, in his right mind, lend that kind of money to penniless, worthless negros?

As for the chosen part it is so easy that i'll just pick a few more:

Psalms 89:3 I have made a covenant with my chosen, I have sworn unto David my servant,

Psalms 106:5 That I may see the good of thy chosen, that I may rejoice in the gladness of thy nation, that I may glory with thine inheritance.

Matthew 12:18 Behold my servant, whom I have chosen; my beloved, in whom my soul is well pleased: I will put my spirit upon him, and he shall shew judgment to the Gentiles.

Enough?



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true that Loke tricked the contractor and made sleipner with svadilfare. but Loke has giant's blood and is only bound to asgård by being blood Brother with odin. he is the god of Trickery, Deceit, and anything sneaky and suspicious. therefore i claim your argument invalid on the ground that he is part giant AND he did it to save his life from the wrath of the gods, had they needed to pay the contractor.
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true that Loke tricked the contractor and made sleipner with svadilfare. but Loke has giant's blood and is only bound to asgård by being blood Brother with odin. he is the god of Trickery, Deceit, and anything sneaky and suspicious. therefore i claim your argument invalid on the ground that he is part giant AND he did it to save his life from the wrath of the gods, had they needed to pay the contractor.
This is just satanistic mumbo jumbo fairy tales. You should read God's word in the KJB.

Why do you hate God so much?
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so in the name of Frej, Odin, Tor, Freja, Frigg og Idun i wish you Peace and prosperity.
You're wishing us peace in the name of Friday, Thursday and Wednesday?

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true that Loke tricked the contractor and made sleipner with svadilfare.
I stated that your satanic lie was full of willful bestiality and fraud. You agreed.

How you can say it is invalid is beyond any reasoning.

How you can deny GOD and the KJV and stick to such abomination can only be explained by your total devotion to satan.

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This is just satanistic mumbo jumbo fairy tales. You should read God's word in the KJB.

Why do you hate God so much?

i do not hate god. i hate his priests. if you read the bible Again. observe this. this ONLY people Jesus ever got really really angry at was priests. sure he got angry at the Merchants Trading in the temple but WHO wouldt be angry at someone doing that to a temple of yours?


satanic mumbo-jumbo??? these are mostly religions older than christianity. and satan is your best friend. he has kept you in bussines all these years.
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if you read the bible Again. observe this. this ONLY people Jesus ever got really really angry at was priests.
Well sure. Those were the Jewish priests. The Jews then went on to kill Him. You can only imagine why the LORD has shown them naught but suffering and tragedy lo these many centuries. The question is, why do you want to join their bandwagon and mock and ridicule the Redeemer of a portion of mankind?
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You're wishing us peace in the name of Friday, Thursday and Wednesday?

in the name of those gods i wish your Peace and prosperity


you have to remember, my religion is way older than yours. WHO do you think adopted names in your day's to make it less meaningfull? the christians. and lets not forget that christians have killed more people in the name of their religion than any other religion in history
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i do not hate god. i hate his priests. if you read the bible Again. observe this. this ONLY people Jesus ever got really really angry at was priests. sure he got angry at the Merchants Trading in the temple but WHO wouldt be angry at someone doing that to a temple of yours?


satanic mumbo-jumbo??? these are mostly religions older than christianity. and satan is your best friend. he has kept you in bussines all these years.
Jesus got angry with Jewish priests!!! I don't believe that you have read the Bible! Every true Christian would follow Christs example and throw the Jews out.

Not that a self confessed satanist like you would know that
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Well sure. Those were the Jewish priests. The Jews then went on to kill Him. You can only imagine why the LORD has shown them naught but suffering and tragedy lo these many centuries. The question is, why do you want to join their bandwagon and mock and ridicule the Redeemer of a portion of mankind?



i mock and ridicule the "facts" Placed in the beginning of the forum. nothing else. in a previous statement i pointed out my respect for other people's belief. but for those that try and show my "the true path" i will require hard evidence to stray from my current path.
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and lets not forget that christians have killed more people in the name of their religion than any other religion in history
Flattery will get you nowhere.

Renounce satan and save your sould.

Acts 26:18 To open their eyes, and to turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan unto God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins, and inheritance among them which are sanctified by faith that is in me.

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i mock and ridicule the "facts" Placed in the beginning of the forum. nothing else. in a previous statement i pointed out my respect for other people's belief. but for those that try and show my "the true path" i will require hard evidence to stray from my current path.
I really don't think that you are showing any respect for people on this forum. This is a Christian forum and full of Christs love. You have come on here to spread your satanic hatred for God.

Hard evidence? How often do we need to reiterate - you will find it in the KJB. I seriously wonder if you Eskimo's have read it.
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Jesus got angry with Jewish priests!!! I don't believe that you have read the Bible! Every true Christian would follow Christs example and throw the Jews out.

Not that a self confessed satanist like you would know that

now your twisting m Words. i said i get joy out of reading the satanic bible but my faith is with the Aesir.
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you have to remember, my religion is way older than yours.
Son, why on earth would I choose a religion based on age? What does that have to do with anything? Jesus predates all religions because He was here In The Beginning (John 1:1-10). He was here before eskimos made up these norse buffoons running around with carpentry tools like hammers and leather gloves. You're not a very bright kid, are you?
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now your twisting m Words. i said i get joy out of reading the satanic bible but my faith is with the Aesir.
So now you try to wriggle out of being a satanist? Well - all I can say is that it won't fool God. Why would you read that when you have the KJB?

I believe that you are on a one way trip to burn in hell with the rest of you satanic Eskimos
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I really don't think that you are showing any respect for people on this forum. This is a Christian forum and full of Christs love. You have come on here to spread your satanic hatred for God.

Hard evidence? How often do we need to reiterate - you will find it in the KJB. I seriously wonder if you Eskimo's have read it.


eskimo's?? where did that come from??? and why have i been flagged as on drugs... just because im against the lies Theres posted in the beginning of the forum.
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and i still dont mind god. just dont believe in him.
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and why have i been flagged as on drugs
All gamtards are on drugs. That's a well-known fact.
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eskimo's?? where did that come from??? and why have i been flagged as on drugs... just because im against the lies Theres posted in the beginning of the forum.
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and i still dont mind god. just dont believe in him.
It's a well known fact that you Scandiavian Eskimos are as high as kites on drugs due to your liberal, homosexual, God-mocking society so don't play the innocent.

There are no lies posted on this forum and Cranky Old Man was simply pointing out the truth. The only people who post lies are you drug addled, Satanist, penguin lovers.
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It's a well known fact that you Scandiavian Eskimos are as high as kites on drugs due to your liberal, homosexual, God-mocking society so don't play the innocent.

There are no lies posted on this forum and Cranky Old Man was simply pointing out the truth. The only people who post lies are you drug addled, Satanist, penguin lovers.
u really have no idea whats outside the states do you?
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