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Old 01-10-2014, 06:11 PM
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u really have no idea whats outside the states do you?
He's in England, sweetie. Do you really think England lies in the U.S.A.?

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He's in England, sweetie. Do you really think England lies in the U.S.A.?

basically same people. and forgive me for not looking at profiles. but people with such extreme views are not worthy of my attention.
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...people with such extreme views are not worthy of my attention.
Then why are you arguing with them?
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Then why are you arguing with them?
mostly for fun, its fun to see how every time they run out of logical arguments they say "look at the sciptures" as if it was a manual to life's problems. that and if because if god truly exists and made us all in his imge...... i look at the planet and the way people behave and say to said god "i dont think i like you very much" because we apparently all came from him.
and what about the Whole love thing???? god loves me and he forgives everything. but f i dont live EXACTLY like he dictates im gonna be thrown into this Little place he has filled with fire, brimstone, torture and pain. double standard man
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mostly for fun, its fun to see how every time they run out of logical arguments they say "look at the sciptures" as if it was a manual to life's problems. that and if because if god truly exists and made us all in his imge...... i look at the planet and the way people behave and say to said god "i dont think i like you very much" because we apparently all came from him.
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Who are you to judge God, sweetie?
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u really have no idea whats outside the states do you?

If you look at my profile you would realise that I'm not from the US. Those drugs are playing havoc with your brain.
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Only True Christians™ are perfect images of God. You really should read this sermon:
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When did He say that?

Who are you to judge God, sweetie?

WHO are god to judge me?? accoding to you people he is perfect. therefore i am perfect since i am his creation. hence, my critiscism and disbilief in him is his plan. i.e. he cannot be perfect as i do not believe in him. my point being. you believe in an all powerfull, supernatural being in the sky watching us every moment just waiting for the joyfull sensation of us getting hurt and punished. i just proved your supernatural being is not perfectand therefore you image of him is faulty. that makes your reasoning and logic faulty whenever you use this being as a guideline.
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WHO are god to judge me?? accoding to you people he is perfect. therefore i am perfect since i am his creation. hence, my critiscism and disbilief in him is his plan. i.e. he cannot be perfect as i do not believe in him. my point being. you believe in an all powerfull, supernatural being in the sky watching us every moment just waiting for the joyfull sensation of us getting hurt and punished. i just proved your supernatural being is not perfectand therefore you image of him is faulty. that makes your reasoning and logic faulty whenever you use this being as a guideline.
Your spelling and punctuation is becoming more appalling as the day goes on. I can only assume that you have taken even more drugs or have been drinking heavily.

"my critiscism and disbilief in him is his plan" - Oh really? You disbelieve God? Doesn't surprise me coming from a God-mocking self proclaimed satanist.

Can I point out that these are Christian forums - you have just come here uninvited to spread your hatred of other people who don't follow your drug adled, drunken Eskimo lifestyle.
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It's true that God gives people the free will to make stupid and ultimately eternally-punishable mistakes. That you choose to do so reveals the level of your hatred for Jesus.



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its amazing how all of you people are saying that i feel hate for a god i dont believe in. i have not used the Word hate in my time here. you have used it countless times on the other hand (not your personally you as in all of you)
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its amazing how all of you people are saying that i feel hate for a god i dont believe in. i have not used the Word hate in my time here. you have used it countless times on the other hand (not your personally you as in all of you)
You don't have to come right out and say you hate Jesus.

(Matthew 12:30) "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."



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its amazing how all of you people are saying that i feel hate for a god i dont believe in. i have not used the Word hate in my time here. you have used it countless times on the other hand (not your personally you as in all of you)
You seem to think that as you don't believe in God you are somehow exempt from his judgement.

God's judgement is not optional.

I hope that you manage to find God in your life and embrace his love instead of the drug and alcohol addicted lifestyle you seem to have found yourself in.

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Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
  3. The Danish Prime Minister was Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
  9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "hou shalt not steal."
  10. According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
  11. God mocking lesbian Danish sluts sexually satisfy themselves with "dyke bikes" and Copenhagen proudly bills itself as the most dyke friendly city in the world! Romans 1:26-27 "... for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature ..."
All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
That's the wrong flag. I agree, but that's Finland.
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That's the wrong flag. I agree, but that's Finland.
I don't know, I'm kind of retarded about geography and stuff. I just heard about it somewhere.
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WHO are god to judge me?? accoding to you people he is perfect. therefore i am perfect since i am his creation...
Errr, no.

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

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...hence, my critiscism and disbilief in him is his plan. i.e. he cannot be perfect as i do not believe in him...
Your properties do not affect His.

Romans 9:21 "Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?"

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It's your image of Him that is faulty.
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Errr, no.

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."



Your properties do not affect His.

Romans 9:21 "Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?"



It's your image of Him that is faulty.
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most Danish are protestants not lutherans
There is no difference between those as they all worship Satan and they all will burn in Hell for all eternity!
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There is no difference between those as they all worship Satan and they all will burn in Hell for all eternity!

and along comes the master of this propaganda material. but when the protestants go to church and praise god they are really praising satan??? maybe you should tell them as i dont think they know.....
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by the way im curios. where did you get your "data" for the start of this forum topic`?
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and along comes the master of this propaganda material. but when the protestants go to church and praise god they are really praising satan???
Duh! See The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians for my insightful article on the matter of false Christians.

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Eh, we are doing that all the time.
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