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Old 04-29-2014, 09:24 AM
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Are you really that stupid that you think injuns had horses before Spanish brought horses to America?
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:26 AM
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Says the one stupid enough to think Jesus is God... smh
So you really though that injuns had horses before horses were brought to America
Level of education in your country must be horrible.

Anyway, Jesus in not God. Jesus is God AND Holy Ghost as well.
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:41 AM
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I felt compelled to check also the "name" Dreasha as an anagram.

I am afraid it must refer to drug abuse. DREASHA derives from "A RED HAS" (must be "hash" if we consider the orthography of Ms. Dreasha based on her previous comments.

I must admire the patience of you True Christians when dealing with posts like these. You seem to be able to endlessly explain the same issues in a kind manner (Psalms 55:21) although the feedback is sordid language, dare I say, also rhyparographic (Deuteronomy 32:5).

Praise you True Christians, praise the !

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Old 04-29-2014, 10:18 AM
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Old 04-29-2014, 10:30 AM
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What's all this Oahu snackbar crap?



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Old 04-29-2014, 10:52 AM
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Old 04-29-2014, 11:02 AM
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I would love to see proof of all this nonsense bull-crap you insane maniacs come up with.

I love *** potty language *** on the bible every day all week long 365 days a year.

Allah will not forgive you... You have reached the point of no return.


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Old 04-29-2014, 11:06 AM
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I would love to see proof of all this nonsense bull-crap you insane maniacs come up with.

I love *** potty language *** on the bible every day all week long 365 days a year.

Allah will not forgive you... You have reached the point of no return.

Good to see a true Muslim, telling these bimbos what's up.
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Old 04-29-2014, 11:10 AM
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I love *** potty language *** on the bible every day all week long 365 days a year.

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Good to see a true Muslim, telling these bimbos what's up.
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Let me ask you this: if you guys are mudslimes, why are you on a Christian site?



If you are ready to give your life over to Our Lord Jesus Christ, you are welcome to stay. If you are simply going to use potty language and spout some Oahu snackbar stuff, you will be asked to leave.
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Old 04-29-2014, 11:18 AM
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Let me ask you this: if you guys are mudslimes, why are you on a Christian site?



If you are ready to give your life over to Our Lord Jesus Christ, you are welcome to stay. If you are simply going to use potty language and spout some Oahu snackbar stuff, you will be asked to leave.
why are you being racist?

calling us Mudslimes is pretty God damn racist.
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Old 04-29-2014, 11:22 AM
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why are you being racist?

calling us Mudslimes is pretty God damn racist.


"Mudslime" isn't a race. It's a religion. Try to keep up.
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Old 04-29-2014, 11:43 AM
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"Mudslime" isn't a race. It's a religion. Try to keep up.
They are from Denmarkistan, so they are not that smart after all. On top of that, they are also endorsing gaysexuality and pedophilia on top of that, so I guess they are bit "special" even for eskimos.
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Old 04-29-2014, 02:25 PM
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That's a Finnish flag
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That's a Finnish flag


Let's imagine that you're right and that Cranky Old Man, despite being a True Christian, has made a mistake. This thread, Mr Ashhat, is 187 pages long. Do you genuinely imagine that you would be the first to say that? That out of the 187 pages worth of conversation no one would have said that before? That is a breathtaking level of arrogance. And further that, had a mistake been made, it wouldn't have been corrected until you - A Asshat, saviour of flags - came riding in to point it out?


Unbelievable.
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Old 04-29-2014, 02:57 PM
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We had a couple of very civil and kind Denmarkists here during the last couple of days. Where are they? I'm very worried that they've been overrun by these godless hoards that are having their tantrums here. I hope and pray these nice Danes are OK They made a proper introduction where they were supposed to and I felt they were willing to embrace

Let's pray for them!

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We had a couple of very civil and kind Denmarkists here during the last couple of days. Where are they? I'm very worried that they've been overrun by these godless hoards that are having their tantrums here. I hope and pray these nice Danes are OK They made a proper introduction where they were supposed to and I felt they were willing to embrace

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It is indeed hard to live here, if you live by the word of God

The denmarkians use every chance to worship the devil - even the make believe game of soccer, is used af an excuse to praise Satan


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Praise the LORD you're OK.

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