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Old 07-23-2010, 03:09 PM
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Moshy Moshy Moshy. God will save anyone. You just have to believe, repent, get down on your knees and stop your sinful ways.
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I don't think that will help
Why not?

Moshy. God does love you. Believe that. God wants YOU to be a child of his and enjoy the afterlife that only He can provide.

So, tell me why you doubt that?

Salvation is for all Moshy.

Why would YOU be an exception?
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:16 PM
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Look little girl. Stop playing on the internet unsupervised. Now go and read the Bible to your Barbie doll.

Don't you have some more to say? Listen I'm a man and you are a woman, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:18 PM
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Don't you have some more to say? Listen I'm a man and you are a woman, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
You are little girl who needs the rod for being naughty.
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:23 PM
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Don't you have some more to say? Listen I'm a man and you are a woman, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
Hello there Mr. Spiteful. Listen I'm a True Christian™ and you are unsaved trash, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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Old 07-23-2010, 03:25 PM
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Don't you have some more to say? Listen I'm a man and you are a woman, that means, you have no rights at all. Is that clear?
Lisa may be a woman, but she's no unsaved trash like you.
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:27 PM
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Lisa may be a woman, but she's no unsaved trash like you.
Your such a gentleman Billy Bob
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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:42 PM
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Old 07-23-2010, 05:15 PM
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Little girl, why don't you go and read the Bible or play with you Barbie

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Old 07-23-2010, 10:45 PM
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You are getting angry again. Is there nothing that makes you happy.
Denmark is so a town in Australia I gave you the link to prove it. I will give it again
http://www.denmark.com.au/

I gave you that pastry

You should change your signature before you get into trouble
"Close but your ass not danish, I write f***ing what I want here!
Wauw.. I guess common sense did help you after all
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Old 07-24-2010, 06:15 AM
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Wauw.. I guess common sense did help you after all
Why are you so unkind to Sister Lisa Why do you mock her so

Job 17:2

Surely mockers surround me;
my eyes must dwell on their hostility
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Old 07-24-2010, 06:22 AM
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Why are you so unkind to Sister Lisa Why do you mock her so

Job 17:2

Surely mockers surround me;
my eyes must dwell on their hostility
There is just no helping some people Brother Warner. Even after I gave him that lovely danish pastry.
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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Our souls will always be at peace in Heaven, even after we leave our earthly bodies. I do not fear death because of this simple truth!

2 Corinthians 5
8We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.

Psalm 23
6Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

YOU (the sinner), on the other hand, will be condemned to eternal torment in Hell with the Devil as your only "friend". He will cause you immeasurable pain, that of which you have never experienced before.

Matthew 25
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Now get your sorry ass to the introduction forum and start praying for forgiveness.

You see, you have a choice to make;

Matthew 25
46And these [the sinning faggots] shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous [True Christians™] into life eternal.
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Our souls will always be at peace in Heaven, even after we leave our earthly bodies. I do not fear death because of this simple truth!

2 Corinthians 5
8We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.

Psalm 23
6Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

YOU (the sinner), on the other hand, will be condemned to eternal torment in Hell with the Devil as your only "friend". He will cause you immeasurable pain, that of which you have never experienced before.

Matthew 25
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Now get your sorry ass to the introduction forum and start praying for forgiveness.

You see, you have a choice to make;

Matthew 25
46And these [the sinning faggots] shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.
I've made my choice, im a proud dane. NOT a cock sucking, baby rapeing, shit eathing, God worshipping baptist...
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satanic ranting by danish scum.....
Well aren't we just a ray of sunshine.

Really, this tantrum is supposed to convince us how nice Denmarkians are?
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I've made my choice, im a proud dane. NOT a cock sucking, baby rapeing, shit eathing, God worshipping baptist...
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Pitiful, weak argument - typical danish defence unable to write a sentence without using expletives! Just because you say something, doesn't make it the Truth©.

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I've made my choice.. im ... a cock sucking, baby rapeing, shit eathing ...
cock sucker..
Stop talking about your homer activities on God's Favourite Forum - keep that between you and your boyfriend, fag.
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I've made my choice, im a proud dane.
I guess it doesn't do any harm to be proud of your defects, if you're not going to change them any way. Hell will be just as hot either way, and Satan's tallywacker just as girthy.
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filth flarring filth.....
Do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth. She must be very proud of you.
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Do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth. She must be very proud of you.
No i dont kiss my mother with the fingers i used to type the filthy wods with... only baptist's slap their mothers..

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No i dont kiss my mother with the fingers i used to type the filthy wods with... only baptist's slap their mothers..

peace out
SO you do kiss your mother? What kind of sick incestuous abomination are you?!
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