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Old 07-29-2010, 05:58 PM
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All Oirish people pick potatoes, get out of their faces on Poitín and make homemade explosives.

They can't even speak American, no wonder God hates Ireland.
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Hello everyone,

I'm new here. I've been trying to find Jesus, and it seems like here I've finally found a place where I can being that search in earnest.

However, I have some flaws. I'm working on them, but I wanted to ask first about those I can't change. I am Irish. I think part of my problem has been the prevalence of Mary in any religious setting here, which is why I tried looking online. I have stopped drinking (my parents had given me alcohol since I was 6), and I have committed acts of which I am now deeply ashamed, but I honestly wish to try to be better now, and earn forgiveness.

My question is, as I am Irish, is there any hope for redemption?

Thank you for any response
There is always hope for redemption through Jesus, friend*. As long as you're seriously ready to renounce Mary-worship, then Christ's Holy Blood is more than capable of washing that Irish evil right out of your heart! Praise!


(*unless you've sinned against the Holy Spirit, see Matthew 12:31-32 for more information on this point).
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I for one am happy that 90% of the Irish have recognized their sinful ways and have moved to America in an attempt to better their lives.

The remaining 10%—who are surely the worst demon-possessed sinners among the Irish—are bound to be wiped out by God any day now, a massive famine because of a failed potato harvest is His usual punishment for them if I recall correctly.
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I for one am happy that 90% of the Irish have recognized their sinful ways and have moved to America in an attempt to better their lives.

The remaining 10%—who are surely the worst demon-possessed sinners among the Irish—are bound to be wiped out by God any day now, a massive famine because of a failed potato harvest is His usual punishment for them if I recall correctly.
Indeed Brother, it is as if God struck them with stupidity for not turning to fishing when their potato harvests failed. No doubt it was because they spent too much time listening to their priests and the pope (being the good papists that they are) rather than actually reading the Bible (KJV1611) for themselves. Jesus would have taught them to fish had they been paying any attention (Ireland being an island nation after all),
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What is there to discuss? New York City alone has more Jews than Jerusalem (not that this is a good thing). more Italians than Rome, and more Puerto Ricans than Cuba. Obviously, these people know that America is the best place in the universe to live--second to heaven.

And it just goes to show how decrepit their own countries must be if they think NYC is all that great shakes. I just don't want them to find out about Iowa. At least in Freehold we have some zoning laws, but if they move in next door to some other towns down the road, there could be an onslaught of bagels, biscotti and beans!

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Any country that can spew that foul mouthed heathen drunkard James Joyce out deserves God's ire and wrath.

Praise God for Oliver Cromwell.
Now, while I do respect the opinions of others, that last part went a bit far. Oliver Cromwell murdered thousands of people and forced others into the poorest land in the country to make way for the british. British colonization is in fact one of the reasons for Ireland's current depraved state.

I should know, I live here.
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Now, while I do respect the opinions of others, that last part went a bit far. Oliver Cromwell murdered thousands of people and forced others into the poorest land in the country to make way for the british. British colonization is in fact one of the reasons for Ireland's current depraved state.

I should know, I live here.
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British colonization is in fact one of the reasons for Ireland's current depraved state.
Then why did you allow the Brits to colonize you?
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Now, while I do respect the opinions of others, that last part went a bit far. Oliver Cromwell murdered thousands of people and forced others into the poorest land in the country to make way for the british. British colonization is in fact one of the reasons for Ireland's current depraved state.

I should know, I live here.
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There is an incredible amount of violence in Ireland. Mostly this is between different types of false Christians. I am sure God designed it this way to provide those in Heaven with great entertainment. 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

May I direct your attention here, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._homicide_rate, which shows that the U.S has a homicide rate of 5.0 per 100,000 while Ireland has a homicide rate of 1.2 per 100,000. Do not try to pass this off because Ireland has a smaller population, general population has nothing to do with this.
So if there is an "incredicble amount of violence in Ireland", there is and INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE amount of violence in the U.S. Maybe you should pass judgement on your own country before spouting nonsense on the rest of the world.

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May I direct your attention here, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._homicide_rate, which shows that the U.S has a homicide rate of 5.0 per 100,000 while Ireland has a homicide rate of 1.2 per 100,000. Do not try to pass this off because Ireland has a smaller population, general population has nothing to do with this.
So if there is an "incredicble amount of violence in Ireland", there is and INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE amount of violence in the U.S. Maybe you should pass judgement on your own country before spouting nonsense on the rest of the world.
You're using wikipedia as your "source"

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What kind of satanic code is that?

This is a forum of God loving Christians, we don't appreciate your rude godless entrance. have some respect.
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May I direct your attention here, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._homicide_rate, which shows that the U.S has a homicide rate of 5.0 per 100,000 while Ireland has a homicide rate of 1.2 per 100,000. Do not try to pass this off because Ireland has a smaller population, general population has nothing to do with this.
So if there is an "incredicble amount of violence in Ireland", there is and INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE amount of violence in the U.S. Maybe you should pass judgement on your own country before spouting nonsense on the rest of the world.

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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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@Cranky Old Man This makes me so glad to be an American!
Yes, you are an american... caused by immigrants from Europe... like Swedish, danish, norwegian and dutch people.

Norwegian settled in Winneshiek and Story Countie.
Swedish people settled in Boone County.
Danish people settled in southwestern Iowa.
And the Dutch people settled in two major areas: Marion County and the second in northwest Iowa.
Italians and Croats in the central and southern Iowa.

So, if you're not a Native American what are you then... originally?
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You're using wikipedia as your "source"
HAHAHAHA... and your're using a book who is "SAID" to be written by.. whom again, for your source?!?!?!
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@I-hate-fanatics I am an American!
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@Cranky Old Man This makes me so glad to be an American!
But Im just wondering? Haven't quite a large number of americans got irish ancestors?
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In ireland, death by being a drunken fool is not counted, nor is death from a bad diet of too many potatoes.
You people let catlicks have guns and bombs. I bet the deaths caused by the catlick religion is not counted either.
Talking about bad diets, 25% of the american population are obese. I see you are also talking about violence with guns over there, 10 000 people get killed by guns EVERY year in america. There are many flaws with america too my friend.
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Yes, you are an american... caused by immigrants from Europe... like Swedish, danish, norwegian and dutch people.

Norwegian settled in Winneshiek and Story Countie.
Swedish people settled in Boone County.
Danish people settled in southwestern Iowa.
And the Dutch people settled in two major areas: Marion County and the second in northwest Iowa.
Italians and Croats in the central and southern Iowa.

So, if you're not a Native American what are you then... originally?
I know that you Irish have an obsession with the past, hating your enemies for millennia and loving those who die of starvation or as martyrs but that's just your Catholic guilt seeking for a bigger stick to beat itself with.

For your information, being American is like being Christian - Once you are one, that is what you are and your past is irrelevant.

Ga:3:28: There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

See how easily America fits in?

Ga:3:28: There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in America.

Now in Ireland, you'll be getting drunk and kicking 7 bells out of the neighboring tribe...
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