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The nuke was a gift from God.

The japs just wouldn't give up so the American's used the gift from the Almighty to make them stop the fighting, even when the Jap Emperor Hirohito was given assurances that the terms of Surrender meant he could keep his title, he still refused. Proving to Americans that he was the Anti-Christ and deserved the full power of the almighty to descend upon him and his armies.

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God is love, therefore he is not jealous. 1 Corinthians 13 ...
Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

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...God commands us to love everyone...
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... and share the word of God so that all might be saved...
Then why did He create Hell?

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Read the Bible, the WHOLE thing.

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Where In the bible doe's It say ''GOD HATES IRELAND'',Do you Know Personaly that it says that in those exact words
Friend, please try to stop being a drunken mick in self-denial for just long enough to absorb the points we're making; there are two ways the Bible (and God) condemns something -- explicitly or implicitly. Ireland isn't mentioned by name, but neither is abortion, and yet it (and every non-Christian nation) is condemned by what they do and stand for.

In the case of Ireland, we have a nation of mostly lapsed Catholics who cannot even worship Mary as they are told to due to their excessive love of vodka, gintonic, and every other type of strong drink in the world. The Bible condemns such reckless behavior...

"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise." (Proverbs 20:1)

"And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;" (Ephesians 5:18)

"It is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted." (Proverbs 31:4-5)

Therefore, God condemns Ireland -- and that's only ONE thing about their nation God hates.

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NOT every Irish person thinks about drinking Day and night, I'm Irish and I don't Explain that, And I've never had one in my whole life and I never will, And Just for the record the americans can be violent to so doe's that mean he hates america Too.
Oh, so now we're going to judge by the exceptions??? I guess some oily negroes in the hood are NOT car-jackers, so I guess we should park there because SOME won't steal the car? Come now!!!

"Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment." (John 7:24)

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What is wrong with all of you??? Your acting like angels when all you guys really are is crazy wife beaters.
No, we only do that when the wives deserve it.

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I'm Irish, I was born and raised in the west of ireland, And if they prevent violence then why did they drop an atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.Was dropping the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki an act of violence or was it to prevent it
Liam has explained this. America is God's prepared cleansing agent to rid the world of unrighteousness.

"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." (Luke 22:36)

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Friend, please try to stop being a drunken mick in self-denial for just long enough to absorb the points we're making; there are two ways the Bible (and God) condemns something -- explicitly or implicitly. Ireland isn't mentioned by name, but neither is abortion, and yet it (and every non-Christian nation) is condemned by what they do and stand for.

In the case of Ireland, we have a nation of mostly lapsed Catholics who cannot even worship Mary as they are told to due to their excessive love of vodka, gintonic, and every other type of strong drink in the world. The Bible condemns such reckless behavior...
So I'm a Drunken Irish mick now am I, I've never had a drink in my whole life and i don't intened to start now. Get this there are drunks in so called ''Godly'' Usa, and drug addicts and teen mothers, So how is it ''godly'' then.

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No, we only do that when the wives deserve it.
And how do they deserve it, And right now do I, A proper man should never hit a woman, my husband knows that if he ever hit me I would leave him. Any man who thinks of his wife as some one who just cooks and cleans and looks after the kids has another thing coming to him.

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Liam has explained this. America is God's prepared cleansing agent to rid the world of unrighteousness.
So where in the bible does it say He Loves America.

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Reading the Bible wouldn't hurt, you know!
I do read the bible for a whole hour every Sunday. And have done so ever since I was able to read.
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Be honest. Do you read the whole Bible regularly or just your favourite parts? Are you selective like priests or organisers of Bible reading classes?

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You do realize this isn't the Bible we're talking about, right Flippity O'Flappety?

Yes I do, I read the bible the same one you all read, And there is no need to call me Flippity O'Flappety that is very insulting, there was no need to say it.
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Flippity O'Flappety

That's quite amusing.

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This is where I stopped reading.

A drunken Irish shrew who won't shut her yap. Who knew?

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

There was an Irish family living next door to my family when I grew up. The man Irishman (a jockey) would knock the living daylights out of the woman Irishman (ugly and shouty) and both of them drank like thirsty fish (and their legion of screaming kids were ginger).

It came as no surprise to me that God smote him with a heart attack.

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An Irish Femanazi? I thought I was helping to witness to a man.

It's well known that the thick skulls of women can't process biblical facts and truths in large chunks. We should dumb down our approach to one line per day.
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A drunken Irish shrew who won't shut her yap. Who knew?
Whats that supposed to mean exactly

And at least my partner isn't a wife beater like some of you, He knows very well that i would leave him if he ever hit me.

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Whats that supposed to mean exactly

And at least my partner isn't a wife beater like some of you, He knows very well that i would leave him if he ever hit me.

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Hush, child. Jesus wants you to hush now.

1 Timothy 2: 11-12
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But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence

Why are you calling me a child, I will not hush

Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee. (Job 12:8)

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Why are you calling me a child, I will not hush

Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee. (Job 12:8)
Ah Job 12. Fitting you should choose that chapter - note how it ends:

Job 12:25
They grope in the dark without light, and he maketh them to stagger like a drunken man.

Sounds like Job is describing the Irish, no?
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Whats that supposed to mean exactly

And at least my partner isn't a wife beater like some of you, He knows very well that i would leave him if he ever hit me.

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How can I be a wife beater? My wife divorced me some time ago.

And I will thank you not to make this discussion personal, if you don't mind

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Ah Job 12. Fitting you should choose that chapter - note how it ends:

Job 12:25
They grope in the dark without light, and he maketh them to stagger like a drunken man.

Sounds like Job is describing the Irish, no?
No, I doesn't discribe the irish one bit
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No, I doesn't discribe the irish one bit
I'm sure you don't: unemployed drunks, maybe?

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Well I didn't say you exactly now did I, I said that you all think its okay to hit a woman, and that we are just made to do three things cooking, cleaning and look after ther kids. you even think its okay to sell your daughter and call some things like some movies,games and music evil or demonic, whats that all about.
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...I said that you all think its okay to hit a woman, and that we are just made to do three things cooking, cleaning and look after ther kids. you even think its okay to sell your daughter and call some things like some movies,games and music evil or demonic, whats that all about.
It's about following the easy and clear instructions left to us by God in the Bible, duh.

Read it yourself and find out. Start here.
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