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Old 09-29-2007, 11:56 PM
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Look here Pricilla, defending Islam is not the way to make friends here.
Islam is 100% pure evil.
Taliban=Islam=Muslim=AlQieda=Saddam=Osama=evil.
All of them are the same. The "radical" ones are the ones WITHOUT bombs under their dresses.
To be fair, some islamists are moderate islamists.

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Old 11-14-2007, 05:39 AM
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So the fact that 100,000,000 people agree with you is rock solid proof you are right?(Even though 100,000,000 is incorrect.)

No that just means that 100,000,000 people are stupid as piffle.
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Old 11-14-2007, 08:49 PM
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So the fact that 100,000,000 people agree with you is rock solid proof you are right.
The fact that God agrees with us is rock solid proof that we are right. The fact that 100 million people agree with us is just proof that we are winning the war against Satan.

It is frustrating hearing the same threadbare arguments from these liberal "Christian" idolaters and atheists. Sometimes I get so angry that I feel the Holy Ghost coming upon me, and πώς μπορεί ο καθένας να αποτύχει να δει ότι δεν είμαστε σοβαροί. Moreover, there's really no reason for quelqu'un qui a etudié en école primaire a ne pas comprendre notre charade in the Blessed name of Jesus. And that, as they said in Old Testament times, 저것은 우리의 면담을 끝낸다.
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"On Sunday evening, members of the Harvest Assembly of God Church in Penn Township sing songs as they burn books, videos and CDs that they have judged offensive to their God."
Do they burn the bible too? I find THOSE kinds of people to be the extremists.
I find it highly offensive that you mormonS think that god wills you to kill everyone that is not as close minded as you, minions of the damned. I am not Religious. Infact i'm not even sure if i can spell the word right.
But i KNOW that god loves every man, woman, child and creature on the earth.
"You may not believe in God, but God believes in you."

"Jesus sacrificed his life on the cross, and in doing so, took all the sins of mankind, past present AND future, upon his shoulders for the good of all of us."

"God loves all the people of the world, although some may not love him."

I also believe that you people havn't done your muslim research.
Allah translates into english as "The Holy Spirit" and i believe God's names are "The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit"
Am i not correct?
I also believe that i shall be
"Damned into the pits of eternal damnation and sin."
for my Blasphemous wordings of this.
In the bible it reads a passage which i am quite fond of.

"And so shall ye be damned into the pits of damnation, where ye shall be tortured with the 7 SINS OF MAN."
I love the seven sins. i'm sure i've participated in most of them. As have we all. To assure the existance of our race, we shall all go to hell. There are 2 choices: We would either stop existing, or go to hell. 1 word. LUST
without it, we wouldn't exist. nor would you. do you blame your parents for sinning and yelling at them they are going to burn?
Also, I'm australian. I don't give TWO piffleS about what Bush is doing. All i know is we got a new prime minister, he's damn good, and'i'll be damned before i'll let some christian extremist President kill us all in a war thats not our own.
Back to the point, Jesus took our sins FOR US, we can indulge as we like, science>religion. science=HARD EVIDENCE
Where is this MYSTICAL ELUSIVE God?
My local Christian teacher preaches:
"If you look in Buddha's grave, there is a skeleton, as is there with every other "Religions" MYSTICAL entity. They were all but people. The true god is unseeable."
HARD EVIDENCE.
I can't see this GODS grave.
I KNOW that buddha exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that Allah exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that the Hinduin Dietys exist, SKELETONS.
you see there is evidence that they EXISTED
i find no EVIDENCE that god exists.
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Old 01-04-2008, 10:53 AM
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Why the hateing? Can't we all be friends. Jesus loves you too. Yes I know it is hard to belive but yes He does.
I LOVE this guy. he is SPOT ON. yet the rest of you people seem to think labelling a man or woman as a hateful bigot is love. practice what you preach. please. for the hate of the adversary, .
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Erm... mind telling us where this can be found? I think a few towelheads would like to know as well.
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:03 AM
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Most Americans believe the nation's founders wrote Christianity into the Constitution, and people are less likely to say freedom to worship covers religious groups they consider extreme, a poll out today finds....55% believe...that the Constitution establishes a Christian nation.
Ahhmen, brother! And we are not, I repeat, we are not going to let the fact that the word "god" is not mentioned in the Constitution - not even once - deter us from doing our godly work and that unmentionable fact is not going to make us believe less that we are a Christian nation for god put us all here for a reason.

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Old 02-04-2008, 09:38 PM
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"On Sunday evening, members of the Harvest Assembly of God Church in Penn Township sing songs as they burn books, videos and CDs that they have judged offensive to their God."
Do they burn the bible too? I find THOSE kinds of people to be the extremists.
I couldn't agree more! Gawd that makes me furious! But you know what insults me even more, those filthy Socialist, non-deodorant wearing, Euro types who take it upon themselves to use the Bible as toilet paper. Imagine that! Wipping one's private parts with the sacred word of the lawd Jeesus Chrshit! Well, I never!

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But i KNOW that god loves every man, woman, child and creature on the earth.


Yes, he does! He even loves pedophiles, rapists, mass murderers, fornicators, adulterers, homosexuals...well, maybe not homosexuals or Muslims or Atheists or people of other faiths or blasphemers...but, hey, why split hairs here? The point is that he loves almost everybody and that's good enough for me!

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"Jesus sacrificed his life on the cross, and in doing so, took all the sins of mankind, past present AND future, upon his shoulders for the good of all of us."


True, so true! He died for our shins so that we could live and do it all over again and again and again and...

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"God loves all the people of the world, although some may not love him."


So I ask, does that even the score? Huh? Think about it!

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I also believe that you people havn't done your muslim research.


Damn! I knew I had forgotten something...I did my Scandinavian research, my Australian research, my Canadian research, my Brazilian research, I even did my Albanian research but I forgot to do my Muslim research...Damn, damn, damn!

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Allah translates into english as "The Holy Spirit" and i believe God's names are "The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit"
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Am i not correct?
You are sooo correct. His names are also Jeesus, Dios, The Three-Headed Horseman (or is that the Headless Horseman...oh, well), Manthra, Zeus, Darwin, The Flying Spaguetti Monster, Mohamad, Jesús (oh, no, wait, that's my Mexican gardner...).

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"Damned into the pits of eternal damnation and sin."
Yes, you shall but have no fear. While god loves you, it's really the devil that gives you all the cool sh*t.


Ok, I'm tired now so I'm going to stop before I'm damned into the pits of eternal damnation and sin with you...

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"On Sunday evening, members of the Harvest Assembly of God Church in Penn Township sing songs as they burn books, videos and CDs that they have judged offensive to their God."
Do they burn the bible too? I find THOSE kinds of people to be the extremists.
I find it highly offensive that you mormonS think that god wills you to kill everyone that is not as close minded as you, minions of the damned. I am not Religious. Infact i'm not even sure if i can spell the word right.
But i KNOW that god loves every man, woman, child and creature on the earth.
"You may not believe in God, but God believes in you."

"Jesus sacrificed his life on the cross, and in doing so, took all the sins of mankind, past present AND future, upon his shoulders for the good of all of us."

"God loves all the people of the world, although some may not love him."

I also believe that you people havn't done your muslim research.
Allah translates into english as "The Holy Spirit" and i believe God's names are "The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit"
Am i not correct?
I also believe that i shall be
"Damned into the pits of eternal damnation and sin."
for my Blasphemous wordings of this.
In the bible it reads a passage which i am quite fond of.

"And so shall ye be damned into the pits of damnation, where ye shall be tortured with the 7 SINS OF MAN."
I love the seven sins. i'm sure i've participated in most of them. As have we all. To assure the existance of our race, we shall all go to hell. There are 2 choices: We would either stop existing, or go to hell. 1 word. LUST
without it, we wouldn't exist. nor would you. do you blame your parents for sinning and yelling at them they are going to burn?
Also, I'm australian. I don't give TWO piffleS about what Bush is doing. All i know is we got a new prime minister, he's damn good, and'i'll be damned before i'll let some christian extremist President kill us all in a war thats not our own.
Back to the point, Jesus took our sins FOR US, we can indulge as we like, science>religion. science=HARD EVIDENCE
Where is this MYSTICAL ELUSIVE God?
My local Christian teacher preaches:
"If you look in Buddha's grave, there is a skeleton, as is there with every other "Religions" MYSTICAL entity. They were all but people. The true god is unseeable."
HARD EVIDENCE.
I can't see this GODS grave.
I KNOW that buddha exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that Allah exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that the Hinduin Dietys exist, SKELETONS.
you see there is evidence that they EXISTED
i find no EVIDENCE that god exists.


It's a bit pointless replying to banned maggot scum, but I do beg to the question as to the rationality of worshiping dusty old skeletons. Know who isn't a skeleton? JESUS! Know why? Because he rose from the dead and is sitting at the right hand of God as we speak!

No bones about it.
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Knukles makes a very good point

If only you people would listen.

god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily

maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
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Knukles makes a very good point

If only you people would listen.

god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily

maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
You'll stay what??
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Old 05-22-2008, 05:50 PM
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If only you people would listen.

god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily

maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
If you're septic friend I suspect you will have to make up your mind soon.
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Knukles makes a very good point

If only you people would listen.

god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily

maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
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[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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After reading your beliefs for the first time I was wondering whether this was a horribly bad internet joke, or possibly someone was on drugs, or possibly written by twelve year olds?

Then I realized that I was talking to people in severe ignorance about who Jesus really was and what he came to this planet to do. Did you read the part about Jesus forgiving you guys and telling you to do the same to your fellow humans, ever heard the saying thou shalt not judge lest ye be judged?

One last thing if your trying to win the masses to Christ, beating them into submission will not do it. All that makes you is an embarrassment and constant joke to Christianity.
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My friend, I feel you have Christ's spirit in you. But, have you ever read the Bible. I mean really read it?
Can you find a belief we hold that is against God's word?
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God hates you, that I can guarantee. And I'm not thrilled with you either.

I thought God loves everyone, no matter what kind of mistakes they make? That we all will be forgiven if we ask for it? How exactly do you know that God hates this individual?
Not being snarky, just confused.
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I thought God loves everyone, no matter what kind of mistakes they make? That we all will be forgiven if we ask for it? How exactly do you know that God hates this individual?
Not being snarky, just confused.
You still have to ask forgiveness and mean it, and you should know what you did wrong. If you don't apologize for worshipping Mary, He can't forgive you for it and you will burn for eternity.
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You still have to ask forgiveness and mean it, and you should know what you did wrong. If you don't apologize for worshipping Mary, He can't forgive you for it and you will burn for eternity.
Excuse me? Who said I worship Mary?
I don't appreciate it when people jump to conclusions
I understand about forgiveness. But I still do not see how someone can know God hates a certain individual.
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