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Old 06-12-2013, 12:22 PM
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So, according to your dumb, twisted logic, if you knew a fetus would grow up to be a full-on faggot, would you still abort it? Got you there conservative monsters.
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:30 PM
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So, according to your dumb, twisted logic, if you knew a fetus would grow up to be a full-on faggot, would you still abort it? Got you there conservative monsters.
Why abort it? It has it's whole life to possibly repent and change it's evil ways. May I ask why you hate Jesus and His followers so much? Was your mother a crack whore, or were you sodomized by a priest or something? Was your crack whore mother sodomized by a priest and forced to do a donkey show in Mexico to earn a living? There has to be a reason.

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So, according to your dumb, twisted logic, if you knew a fetus would grow up to be a full-on faggot, would you still abort it? Got you there conservative monsters.
No friend, queers like you will never have us because we are too morally upstanding to sucumb to your Homosexualer hisses.
Friend, God created us. He asks very little from us. He tells us the corrrect way to live and makes it easy to follow a few simple rules as is written in the KJV Bible.
You do not have to be a mud packing Homo. You could be a decent person. It is your choice. No one has ever seen a gay baby.


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Old 06-12-2013, 10:41 PM
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No friend, queers like you will never have us because we are too morally upstanding to sucumb to your Homosexualer hisses.
Friend, God created us. He asks very little from us. He tells us the corrrect way to live and makes it easy to follow a few simple rules as is written in the KJV Bible.
You do not have to be a mud packing Homo. You could be a decent person. It is your choice. No one has ever seen a gay baby.


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First of all, Who said I was even gay? Don't know about you, but I think me having a girlfriend is perfectly heterosexual, not like you people would care because you're too busy wanking to little boys taking showers But anyways, why even judge people so conservatively. The way you treat people here is like you are a bunch of totalitarian dictators trying to use what little power you have on the Internet to feel wanted in life. I'd suggest you take a look at your own lifestyle/addiction to this forum and then try to subjectively judge others.
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:16 PM
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I think me having a girlfriend is perfectly heterosexual
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Old 07-26-2013, 01:37 AM
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How am I supposed to believe in God. When one of their kind did something horrible to me. A priest raped me. Told me it was what God wanted and if I did tell anyone my family would burn in hell. I was a foolish child that lived in fear. I thought God didn't love me. That my whole life would be miserable. I kept crying for help. For mercy. But no help came. My childhood was ripped from me.
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Old 07-26-2013, 01:50 AM
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How am I supposed to believe in God. When one of their kind did something horrible to me. A priest raped me. Told me it was what God wanted and if I did tell anyone my family would burn in hell. I was a foolish child that lived in fear. I thought God didn't love me. That my whole life would be miserable. I kept crying for help. For mercy. But no help came. My childhood was ripped from me.
Whine, whine, whine. "Oh dear God, I am the victim; please punish this horrid man".

What were you wearing??? The little schoolgirl outfit with the white knee high stockings as you knelt in front of the priest's crotch begging for forgiveness?? Were you raped over the altar? Did you marry your rapist as the Bible demands?

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Old 07-26-2013, 01:51 AM
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How am I supposed to believe in God. When one of their kind did something horrible to me. A priest raped me. Told me it was what God wanted and if I did tell anyone my family would burn in hell. I was a foolish child that lived in fear. I thought God didn't love me. That my whole life would be miserable. I kept crying for help. For mercy. But no help came. My childhood was ripped from me.
Well, good news, because we here aren't Catholic. We are Baptists and we're here to help--or we are if your pity party is now over.

Things would go much better for you if you would let go of the hate and stop lashing out at God the way you do. If not, you'll be bunking in Hell with that same priest who raped you.

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Wow! Okey. So I might be high as a kite right now, but reading through your forum is just priceless! I just can't stop reading!! I love when I find stuff like this on the internet! And I have to admit I'm very provoked by alot of what you guys are writing, but then again, you have the right to your own opinions, and I respect that. I'm just gonna lean back and enjoy the show
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Wow! Okey. So I might be high as a kite right now, but reading through your forum is just priceless! I just can't stop reading!! I love when I find stuff like this on the internet! And I have to admit I'm very provoked by alot of what you guys are writing, but then again, you have the right to your own opinions, and I respect that. I'm just gonna lean back and enjoy the show
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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just an fyi, your pope think you piffleup rapist pedofiles have a sickness. why dont you all drown your children and then yourselves so the world can be rid of this terrible religion.

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That cracker-munching, mary-grovelling, child-molesting mexican isn't MY pope!
He's a wishy-washy, murderous, excuse for a Christian, and what he says is pure vomit.

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just an fyi, your pope think you piffleup rapist pedofiles have a sickness. why dont you all drown your children and then yourselves so the world can be rid of this terrible religion.
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Old 10-23-2013, 03:03 AM
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yes, IM the retarded one, you people believe in a man who walked on water and then died and was reborn, and a god who created the world in 7 days
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yes, IM the retarded one, you people believe in a man who walked on water and then died and was reborn, and a god who created the world in 7 days
where as athiests believe they came from specks of dust and 'evolved' (lmao) from monkeys.

quick question,Lets just say that we did come from monkeys, Why are there still monkeys around today? why aren't they all just humans?

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where as athiests believe they came from specks of dust and 'evolved' (lmao) from monkeys.

quick question,Lets just say that we did come from monkeys, Why are there still monkeys around today? why aren't they all just humans?

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are you people trolls or is this real?
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Yes it's real Son, Trying reading the KJV and find out the truth for yourself!

Why dont you make an introduction thread so we can find out more about YOU!

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yes, IM the retarded one, you people believe in a man who walked on water and then died and was reborn, and a god who created the world in 7 days
Yes, you are a retarded mong sunbeam. The Word of God is all there for you to see. Try educating yourself before you attempt to flame us.
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you people believe in a man who walked on water
Not only did Jesus walk on water but His disciple Peter as well.

Mat 14:25-34
25 And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea.
26 And when the disciples saw him walking on the sea, they were troubled, saying, It is a spirit; and they cried out for fear.
27 But straightway Jesus spake unto them, saying, Be of good cheer; it is I; be not afraid.
28 And Peter answered him and said, Lord, if it be thou, bid me come unto thee on the water.
29 And he said, Come. And when Peter was come down out of the ship, he walked on the water, to go to Jesus.
30 But when he saw the wind boisterous, he was afraid; and beginning to sink, he cried, saying, Lord, save me.
31 And immediately Jesus stretched forth his hand, and caught him, and said unto him, O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt?
32 And when they were come into the ship, the wind ceased.
33 Then they that were in the ship came and worshipped him, saying, Of a truth thou art the Son of God.
34 And when they were gone over, they came into the land of Gennesaret.


Then when He got in the boat with His disciples it miraculously appeared on the other side of the Sea of Galilee.

Jn 6:19-21
19 So when they had rowed about five and twenty or thirty furlongs, they see Jesus walking on the sea, and drawing nigh unto the ship: and they were afraid.
20 But he saith unto them, It is I; be not afraid.
21 Then they willingly received him into the ship: and immediately the ship was at the land whither they went.


The two accounts complement each other perfectly even though Matthew didn't mention the boat miraculously appearing at its destination and John didn't mention Peter walking on water or the storm suddenly dying out.

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Jesus was not reborn. That's impossible! As Nicodemus said, "How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?" (Jn 3:4). He rose from the dead. And because He rose from the dead, we will one day too, at the resurrection.

1 Cor 15:20 But now is Christ risen from the dead, and become the firstfruits of them that slept.

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We don't believe God created the world in seven days. He created the world in six days.

Ex 20:11a For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day:
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