The Landover Baptist Church

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forums > Church Forums > General Church Fellowship
Reload this Page READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Register FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read

General Church Fellowship General Church Fellowship

Reply
Page 4 of 15 123 4 567814 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #31  
Old 02-04-2008, 10:05 PM
Rev. Carlton Green's Avatar
Rev. Carlton Green Rev. Carlton Green is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
  
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Greenbush, Georgia
Posts: 309
Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™Rev. Carlton Green is a True Christian™
Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Knukles View Post
"On Sunday evening, members of the Harvest Assembly of God Church in Penn Township sing songs as they burn books, videos and CDs that they have judged offensive to their God."
Do they burn the bible too? I find THOSE kinds of people to be the extremists.
I find it highly offensive that you mormonS think that god wills you to kill everyone that is not as close minded as you, minions of the damned. I am not Religious. Infact i'm not even sure if i can spell the word right.
But i KNOW that god loves every man, woman, child and creature on the earth.
"You may not believe in God, but God believes in you."

"Jesus sacrificed his life on the cross, and in doing so, took all the sins of mankind, past present AND future, upon his shoulders for the good of all of us."

"God loves all the people of the world, although some may not love him."

I also believe that you people havn't done your muslim research.
Allah translates into english as "The Holy Spirit" and i believe God's names are "The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit"
Am i not correct?
I also believe that i shall be
"Damned into the pits of eternal damnation and sin."
for my Blasphemous wordings of this.
In the bible it reads a passage which i am quite fond of.

"And so shall ye be damned into the pits of damnation, where ye shall be tortured with the 7 SINS OF MAN."
I love the seven sins. i'm sure i've participated in most of them. As have we all. To assure the existance of our race, we shall all go to hell. There are 2 choices: We would either stop existing, or go to hell. 1 word. LUST
without it, we wouldn't exist. nor would you. do you blame your parents for sinning and yelling at them they are going to burn?
Also, I'm australian. I don't give TWO piffleS about what Bush is doing. All i know is we got a new prime minister, he's damn good, and'i'll be damned before i'll let some christian extremist President kill us all in a war thats not our own.
Back to the point, Jesus took our sins FOR US, we can indulge as we like, science>religion. science=HARD EVIDENCE
Where is this MYSTICAL ELUSIVE God?
My local Christian teacher preaches:
"If you look in Buddha's grave, there is a skeleton, as is there with every other "Religions" MYSTICAL entity. They were all but people. The true god is unseeable."
HARD EVIDENCE.
I can't see this GODS grave.
I KNOW that buddha exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that Allah exists, skeleton.
I KNOW that the Hinduin Dietys exist, SKELETONS.
you see there is evidence that they EXISTED
i find no EVIDENCE that god exists.


It's a bit pointless replying to banned maggot scum, but I do beg to the question as to the rationality of worshiping dusty old skeletons. Know who isn't a skeleton? JESUS! Know why? Because he rose from the dead and is sitting at the right hand of God as we speak!

No bones about it.
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 05-22-2008, 04:29 PM
VenomAndCoke VenomAndCoke is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 2
VenomAndCoke is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Knukles makes a very good point

If only you people would listen.

god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily

maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 05-22-2008, 04:30 PM
Talitha's Avatar
Talitha Talitha is offline
Deaconess
Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Long service medal, 3rd class Real American™ Gunfest '08 Cleanest Kitchen Platinum Tither True Christian Lady True Christian Provider™ award Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Christian Love Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 

 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Classified by DOF
Posts: 12,787
Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VenomAndCoke View Post
Knukles makes a very good point

If only you people would listen.

god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily

maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
You'll stay what??
__________________

Sister Talitha

Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.

The Landover Baptist Woman's Association (Landover Ladies)

Campaign Against Women's Suffrage
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is, being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 05-22-2008, 05:50 PM
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is online now
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled 

 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Posts: 13,360
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VenomAndCoke View Post
Knukles makes a very good point

If only you people would listen.

god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily

maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
If you're septic friend I suspect you will have to make up your mind soon.
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 05-23-2008, 03:58 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 

 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 48,199
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VenomAndCoke View Post
Knukles makes a very good point

If only you people would listen.

god loves me, i know that
and i know he doesnt give up easily

maybe one day i'll believe, for now i'll stay a sceptic.
God hates you, that I can guarantee. And I'm not thrilled with you either.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 06-06-2008, 10:27 PM
shadow_runner2k4 shadow_runner2k4 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: somewhere between here and there
Posts: 2
shadow_runner2k4 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Question Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
After reading your beliefs for the first time I was wondering whether this was a horribly bad internet joke, or possibly someone was on drugs, or possibly written by twelve year olds?

Then I realized that I was talking to people in severe ignorance about who Jesus really was and what he came to this planet to do. Did you read the part about Jesus forgiving you guys and telling you to do the same to your fellow humans, ever heard the saying thou shalt not judge lest ye be judged?

One last thing if your trying to win the masses to Christ, beating them into submission will not do it. All that makes you is an embarrassment and constant joke to Christianity.
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 06-06-2008, 10:37 PM
eliot mayfield eliot mayfield is offline
God Squad

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 3rd class Tin Tither Ribfest '06 Public Awareness Medal Saved 5 Years Long service medal, 2nd class Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Public Awareness Medal 

 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: rebuking eurotrash commies
Posts: 8,916
eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!eliot mayfield will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
My friend, I feel you have Christ's spirit in you. But, have you ever read the Bible. I mean really read it?
Can you find a belief we hold that is against God's word?
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 06-06-2008, 10:49 PM
Confusedcatholic's Avatar
Confusedcatholic Confusedcatholic is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
  
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 11
Confusedcatholic is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
God hates you, that I can guarantee. And I'm not thrilled with you either.

I thought God loves everyone, no matter what kind of mistakes they make? That we all will be forgiven if we ask for it? How exactly do you know that God hates this individual?
Not being snarky, just confused.
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 06-06-2008, 10:57 PM
Sister Mary Maria's Avatar
Sister Mary Maria Sister Mary Maria is offline
Ladies of Landover Senior VP
One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
Ex-Papist wench, now the Godly Mrs. J. Whitford
 

Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 3rd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Platinum Tither Ribfest '07 True Christian Homemaker Ex-Mary Worshipper Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking 

 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
Posts: 10,704
Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Sister Mary Maria will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Confusedcatholic View Post
I thought God loves everyone, no matter what kind of mistakes they make? That we all will be forgiven if we ask for it? How exactly do you know that God hates this individual?
Not being snarky, just confused.
You still have to ask forgiveness and mean it, and you should know what you did wrong. If you don't apologize for worshipping Mary, He can't forgive you for it and you will burn for eternity.
__________________
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 06-06-2008, 11:23 PM
Confusedcatholic's Avatar
Confusedcatholic Confusedcatholic is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
  
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 11
Confusedcatholic is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
You still have to ask forgiveness and mean it, and you should know what you did wrong. If you don't apologize for worshipping Mary, He can't forgive you for it and you will burn for eternity.
Excuse me? Who said I worship Mary?
I don't appreciate it when people jump to conclusions
I understand about forgiveness. But I still do not see how someone can know God hates a certain individual.
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 4 of 15 123 4 567814 Last »

Bookmarks

Tags
america: we're number one!, gop, patriots, republicans, true americans, true christians

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:36 PM.

Send an email to the Senior Pastor - Landover Baptist Church - Top

Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved