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Old 06-05-2010, 12:00 AM
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My, my, why are Serbia and Canada going to Hell? Is every country going to Hell? Should I just move to Mars?

Maybe not all of them. The U.S.A. is definitely okay.

Germany might be safe. At least they used to be.
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Maybe not all of them. The U.S.A. is definitely okay.

Germany might be safe. At least they used to be.
Why the U.S.A. and Germany?
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:31 AM
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Why the U.S.A. and Germany?
God has granted the U.S.A. bounty like no other nation before it. It's obvious God loves us.

God may still love Germany. I'm not sure, but it's a strong possibility. I wrote a thread about it. It's in my signature.
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Old 06-05-2010, 05:46 AM
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Im happy to announce that I come from holland.
Why are you happy about that?

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Its highly forbidden to have sex with children.
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They have over 70% religious people with a huge amount of christians among them.
Those are almost all false Christians who ignore 90% of what is in the Holy Bible. They use the wrong version of the Bible as well.

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Please post it here, so everyone can see.

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The entire world disagrees with you.
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My, my, why are Serbia and Canada going to Hell?
I did not research those yet.

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God does not hate all countries, only those that mock God. Most people will go to Hell, even those in America. But America does have the largest group of True Christians™ who will go to Heaven.

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Old 06-05-2010, 06:16 AM
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It is very funny to read how you guys think holland is like..
Im happy to announce that I come from holland.
I'm happy to say I'm moving away from this Godless place and get back to the US of A! My teaching days in this country are over, living here to teach for 2 years have been more then enough! I couldn't find any True Christians™ at all! I hope God breaks those dykes (notice they use lesbians to hold the water!) so their country will flood like in the 50s.

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It is also very clear you guys don't know anything about the world at all.
These 10 issues are complete bullshit.
Please use nice words, this is a Christian forum after all. Children should be able to read this as well and with you using that foul language that is not possible. You would be an inresponsible parent.

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Its highly forbidden to have sex with children.
Explain this then!

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Drugs is also illegal exept for softdrugs. Therefore you have to be 18 or older to be able to buy drugs. This doesn't mean everyone does this.
You don't know a thing about your country. Softdrugs is illegal, but they use a thing called "gedoogbeleid". You should look here for more information about that.

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You guys are severely overgeneralizing the dutch country.
They have over 70% religious people with a huge amount of christians among them.
It is filled with atheists. I am in Rotterdam at the moment, because I'm a teacher and wanted to do some international experience.....was I wrong! 70% is an atheist, no, even more!

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If I had to mention all of these black making rediculous statements about the dutch people I would be typing this forum out of his bandwidth.
Don't pollute God's bandwidth.

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If you really want to know how Dutch people are like, feel free to PM me.
By the way, the entire world calls us : The Netherlands.
And no, its not a pleonasm for Satan..
Its called like that because we are equal to sea level.
So being equal to sea level makes it easier for you to piffle sea creatures? No wonder the country is filled with left winged idiots who "save the animals". And saving has a special meaning in Holland, you mean beastiality! And what did God say about beastiality again?

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Im happy to announce that I come from holland. . .
By the way, the entire world calls us : The Netherlands. . .
Its called like that because we are equal to sea level.

Netherlands = Nether-regions which can equal either the bad body parts or hell.

So you are not equal to sea level. You are much, much lower than that.



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So you have a negra problem as well?
But they move to Holland because of free drugs I guess...
I don't have a negra problem, they are human to.
I do have a problem with muslims.
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by the way don't listen to Dirk.
He is probably using wikipedia to filter all bad things about holland out, multiplying it with 10, and then lying about it at this forum.

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Explain this then!
That is a disgusting political group that doesn't have a single right to make laws. As I already told, Dirkie is trying to make bad propaganda.
The Netherlands is a free country where everyone is allowed to expres his opinion. That means for Political Factions aswell.

So please Dirk, shut it. You don't know anything about holland at all.
You are as native as the rest, without any real knowledge outside the bible.

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The entire world disagrees with you.
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Cranky old man, you are not very bright for your age.
I guess you can't help it, you are christian after all.

Mars is not a small dot in the sky.
It is big enough to have all of you christians living there.
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And no, im not going to post it here because of lunatics like you who try to blackmail Holland anyway.
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Err.. you got the flag wrong.. again.. are you color blind?
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Err.. you got the flag wrong.. again.. are you color blind?
I got the right flag, I always do. However the wrong alternative you are suggesting has the same colors as the correct one I used. So it seems to be you who is color blind.
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by the way don't listen to Dirk.
He is probably using wikipedia to filter all bad things about holland out, multiplying it with 10, and then lying about it at this forum.
Why would I be lying? What would I gain by lying? Besides the fact that lying is forbidden by God.

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And about this:
That is a disgusting political group that doesn't have a single right to make laws. As I already told, Dirkie is trying to make bad propaganda.
The Netherlands is a free country where everyone is allowed to expres his opinion. That means for Political Factions aswell.
Yet you allowed the group to exist and you wonder why some of us are having doubts about your country?

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So please Dirk, shut it. You don't know anything about holland at all.
You are as native as the rest, without any real knowledge outside the bible.
I'm not negative, I'm just stating facts.

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How rude! I'm no lunatic
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I got the right flag, I always do. However the wrong alternative you are suggesting has the same colors as the correct one I used. So it seems to be you who is color blind.
I do believe that Cranky Old Man deliberately uses the wrong flags all the time to hide his nautical past
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. . . lunatics like you who try to blackmail Holland anyway.
Let me explain how blackmail works.

Somebody does something that they know is bad but they don't want anyone to know that they did it.

Then somebody else finds out about the bad thing that first person did and demands that the first person who did the bad thing pay him, the second person, i.e. the blackmailer, money or else he will tell everybody the bad thing that the first person did but doesn't want everybody to know about.

So for blackmail to happen, the first person has to know that what they did was bad and feel enough shame to keep the information hidden.

Holland has no shame and won't even own up to the fact that its sinful practices are sinful.

You can't blackmail someone who sins in plain sight!

Heck, Holland takes out newspaper ads to inform people of its sins! They just call those sins "progressive thinking".

I hope this has proved informative.

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I do believe that Cranky Old Man deliberately uses the wrong flags all the time to hide his nautical past
What proof do you have of his past then?
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What proof do you have of his past then?
The pictorial evidence, the image I posted was clearly of him in his youth
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I got the right flag, I always do. However the wrong alternative you are suggesting has the same colors as the correct one I used. So it seems to be you who is color blind.
Check the link of the flag youre using.. "Flag_of_France.svg.png" - i wonder if thats the French flag you've posted?

"I got the right flag, I always do" - ohh, another lie!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...824#post528824

That.. is the Swedish flag! It looks alot like the danish flag, but the colors are wrong. Which just adds to my point - you might be color blind (and or retarded..)
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... flag ... flag ... flag ... flag... flag ...


You surely are obsessed with flags. Why not stop wasting time on flags and start spending time on studying that KJV1611 Holy Bible!
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Check the link of the flag youre using.. "Flag_of_France.svg.png" - i wonder if thats the French flag you've posted?

That.. is the Swedish flag! It looks alot like the danish flag, but the colors are wrong. Which just adds to my point - you might be color blind (and or retarded..)
Do you have a clue as to what you are even saying? First you say Cranky is using the French flag, now the Swedish flag, oops no its the Danish flag. Just who is the retard?
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You surely are obsessed with flags. Why not stop wasting time on flags and start spending time on studying that KJV1611 Holy Bible!
May be its not flags that obsesses the poster, but FAGS. I wonder? Fags from France, fags from Sweden and fags from Denmark. Its raining fags in Europestan!
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