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Old 06-05-2010, 01:14 PM
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...But, above all, the main reason God hates the Dutch is because they invented capitalism - Satan's very own fart!
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Do you have a clue as to what you are even saying? First you say Cranky is using the French flag, now the Swedish flag, oops no its the Danish flag. Just who is the retard?
All this flag thing makes me very confused, Brother. Why don't we just assign them a new flag they can all use?
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You surely are obsessed with flags. Why not stop wasting time on flags and start spending time on studying that KJV1611 Holy Bible!
Haha, you ran out of bad excuses? If you cant even get the flags right, it sure does raise the question: What about all the other crap you unload?


James Dewitt - Cant you read either? Read my post again. I quoted the old fart, posted a link, and commented that he got that flag wrong aswell. Even the old fart understand that one.....
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Haha, you ran out of bad excuses? If you cant even get the flags right, it sure does raise the question: What about all the other crap you unload?


James Dewitt - Cant you read either? Read my post again. I quoted the old fart, posted a link, and commented that he got that flag wrong aswell. Even the old fart understand that one.....
I read your statement and corrected it. God sees through your lies and so do we!
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The pictorial evidence, the image I posted was clearly of him in his youth
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Haha, you ran out of bad excuses? If you cant even get the flags right, it sure does raise the question: What about all the other crap you unload?
It has all been done according to the Laws of our Lord Jesus Christ.

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An image is not a photo! Do you understand English? I can make an image of Jo Feddie and tell the whole world it's you! Yet, that is no photo of Jo Feddie and thus a lie. In the same way that you're image is a lie.
He is clearly of a great age, and in his youth there was no easy access to photography, so a graven image is all that is available.
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You know, the whole problem is that all these other countries copied the American flag by using red, white, and blue just like we did. I mean, I know they all want to be like us, but there are a whole bunch of color combinations out there besides red, white, and blue you know.

The danged Dutch call themselves "The Orange" and yet they have a red, white, and blue flag? Are they being jerks on purpose or what?
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You know, the whole problem is that all these other countries copied the American flag by using red, white, and blue just like we did. I mean, I know they all want to be like us, but there are a whole bunch of color combinations out there besides red, white, and blue you know.

The danged Dutch call themselves "The Orange" and yet they have a red, white, and blue flag? Are they being jerks on purpose or what?
You sure know some history right ?,
America is only 600-something years old after england accepted their declarations of rights.. So i'd say America copied from all these other countries.
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You sure know some history right ?,
America is only 600-something years old after england accepted their declarations of rights.. So i'd say America copied from all these other countries.
2010 - 1776 = 234.

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You sure know some history right ?,
America is only 600-something years old after england accepted their declarations of rights.. So i'd say America copied from all these other countries.
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234 ?!, What the .
That KJ bible of yours seriously needs some tweaking.
Its actually 1776, when america became independent.
That is when they got their flag, and that is way AFTER the other countries.

And even scriptures can't back up against the evidence that --> exists <--
There were made paintings and books, and every year they celebrate it ?.
haha, 234. The only uneducated people around here are the true christians.

Following the livestyle of a bible that much..
You are a complete disgrace ..
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234 ?!, What the .
That KJ bible of yours seriously needs some tweaking.
Its actually 1776, when america became independent.
That is when they got their flag, and that is way AFTER the other countries.

And even scriptures can't back up against the evidence that --> exists <--
There were made paintings and books, and every year they celebrate it ?.
haha, 234. The only uneducated people around here are the true christians.

Following the livestyle of a bible that much..
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1. Dutch has a word for virgin: Maagd
6. Holland has serial killers as well

Im not dutch but belgian tho.
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Im not dutch but belgian tho.
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Im not dutch but belgian tho.
Aren't Dutch people and Belgium peoplefrom the same country? Belgium is a part of Amsterdam right?
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What are you implying?
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That its pages are easy to light and makes fags
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Aren't Dutch people and Belgium peoplefrom the same country? Belgium is a part of Amsterdam right?
Are you serious?!?
I can't believe how ignorant you people are!
Maybe first get your facts straight, before bashing a country.
Belgium is an entirely different country, below the Netherlands.
You foreigners only know Amsterdam, bet you even think The Netherlands is a part of Amsterdam as well.
Get a map and study Europe!
While you're at it, Poland and Turkey are NOT in the region of Holland and Denmark isn't our neighbour.

And cranky old man; You seriously believe you got the right flag? That's the flag of France!
Why are you guys so sure of your own words? It's a FACT that we have a different flag.
And that party you showed us? NO ONE votes for them and it cost quite a stur.
And our prisons empty?! Please.
I would invite you to come here and see it all for yourself in stead of yelling BS about a country you never even been.
But I bet you wouldn't even dare
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