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Old 06-08-2010, 10:15 AM
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5th, was the king of norway a biblical masturbator ?? can you show me where that is written.

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The king of Norway's name isn't Onan, it's Harald. I'm talking about Onan, the sinner who angered the Lord by spilling his seed.
Genesis 38:9-10: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
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The king of Norway's name isn't Onan, it's Harald. I'm talking about Onan, the sinner who angered the Lord by spilling his seed.
Genesis 38:9-10: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Onan has nothing to do with the Faroe Islands. The faroese national holiday Ólavsøka/Olai/Olsok/St. Olaf's Wake, is named after St. Olaf, a king that reigned in Norway.
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Onan has nothing to do with the Faroe Islands. The faroese national holiday Ólavsøka/Olai/Olsok/St. Olaf's Wake, is named after St. Olaf, a king that reigned in Norway.
Why does this holiday have so many names? How long is it? All year long?

No wonder it's such a miserable place. Nobody does a lick of work and every body blows their government handouts on booze and silly party hats.


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Why does this holiday have so many names? How long is it? All year long?

No wonder it's such a miserable place. Nobody does a lick of work and every body blows their government handouts on booze and silly party hats.


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It only has one name. As I assume not many of you understand Faroese or even know a thing about the country, I just tried to make it easier, and translated it. You see, in faroese, it's Ólavsøka, in Danish it's Olai, in norwegian it's Olsok and translated into english it would be St.Olaf's Wake. Ólavsøka itself is the 29th of July I belief - so no, it does not last all year long.

Nobody does a lick of work? All money used on booze and party hats? I dont know where you got that idea from, but it clearly shows you don't know a thing about the Faroe Islands. I don't blame you though - it is a small country afterall.
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Nobody does a lick of work? All money used on booze and party hats? I dont know where you got that idea from, but it clearly shows you don't know a thing about the Faroe Islands. I don't blame you though - it is a small country afterall.
I'll tell you who doesn't do a lick of work; your football team. Is this what you call a world cup attempt? I bet all the other teams were overwhelmed with joy when they found out they would be playing against a team of inbreds who would probably turn up to the match drunk!

Serbia 10 7 1 2 22 8 22
France 10 6 3 1 18 9 21
Austria 10 4 2 4 14 15 14
Lithuania 10 4 0 6 10 11 12
Romania 10 3 3 4 12 18 12
Faroe Isl. 10 1 1 8 5 20 4


That's 4 points! From 10 matches! You couldn't even beat France, who are basically guaranteed to give up at the first sign of an offensive! I guess the reason nobody has heard of your molehill in the sea is because you can't even beat Lithuania's eastern European scum.
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I'll tell you who doesn't do a lick of work; your football team. Is this what you call a world cup attempt? I bet all the other teams were overwhelmed with joy when they found out they would be playing against a team of inbreds who would probably turn up to the match drunk!

Serbia 10 7 1 2 22 8 22
France 10 6 3 1 18 9 21
Austria 10 4 2 4 14 15 14
Lithuania 10 4 0 6 10 11 12
Romania 10 3 3 4 12 18 12
Faroe Isl. 10 1 1 8 5 20 4


That's 4 points! From 10 matches! You couldn't even beat France, who are basically guaranteed to give up at the first sign of an offensive! I guess the reason nobody has heard of your molehill in the sea is because you can't even beat Lithuania's eastern European scum.
lol, and what does this have to do with anything?
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lol, and what does this have to do with anything?
The data only serves to demonstrate how much God hates your country, friend.

Maybe if 84.1% of people didn't brainlessly follow Hell's Lutheranism like sheep being led to slaughter, God may bless you boozehounds with a goal every now and then.
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translated into english it would be St.Olaf's Wake. Ólavsøka itself is the 29th of July I belief - so no, it does not last all year long.
You made Onan into a saint? How wicked are you people, really?

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it is a small country afterall.
A country? If you really consider your little rock a country, then tell me, where is it located on the map?

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The data only serves to demonstrate how much God hates your country, friend.

Maybe if 84.1% of people didn't brainlessly follow Hell's Lutheranism like sheep being led to slaughter, God may bless you boozehounds with a goal every now and then.
aha... so, to show us God hates us, he gives us a shitty soccerteam?
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You made Onan into a saint? How wicked are you people, really?
No, we have nothing to do with Onan. Get your facts right. St. Olaf and Onan are two different people.

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A country? If you really consider your little rock a country, then tell me, where is it located on the map?
If I consider the Faroe Islands as a country? I know for a fact it is a country Located somewhere between Iceland and Scotland - to be more accurate, and to be sure you know what I mean, here's a picture:

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aha... so, to show us God hates us, he gives us a *disgusting term removed* soccerteam?
It certainly looks that way. See Brother Alex's first post for detailed scripture on the proof why.
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We are very serious! You have two options here. Take it very serious as well, or burn in Hell for all eternity!

One think I am wondering about. How did you get this message on the Internet? Did you sent it by Pidgin to a friend in Norway who has an Internet connection?
So my option is that if I don't take this debate serious, why God hates the Faroe Islands so much, I won't get to Heaven ? You must have misunderstood something.. In Faroe Islands we learn that if we believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins, we will get to Heaven So I can assure you that I will not burn in Hell
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No, we have nothing to do with Onan. Get your facts right. St. Olaf and Onan are two different people.
So "Olaf" is the Faroese variation of Onan. That doesn't make any difference.
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@ Brother Alex:
Saint Olaf lived 1000 years after Christ's birth. Since you know the bible, you propably know that Onan lived some thousands of years earlier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olaf_II_of_Norway

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Hahah... just looked your "church" up on wikipedia... turns out that you people are even more crazy than the muslim fundamentalists..

You will probably all rot up in hell.. What a bunch of deluded morrons..

"When one person suffers from delutions, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from delutions, it is called religion"

I pray to my god, that your eyes will open soon, and that your sick church/sect/union/masturbating house will close soon..

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It certainly looks that way. See Brother Alex's first post for detailed scripture on the proof why.
Sure, but the thing is, that post is a lie.

Yes, it is amusing to read - hilarious in fact, but I doubt I'll burn in hell for some piece of fiction somebody has created
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Hahah... just looked your "church" up on wikipedia... turns out that you people are even more crazy than the muslim fundamentalists..
Why do people believe that Wiccan Pedophile website, wikipedia. It can be edited by anyone, and unlike LBC, is not closely monitored by True Christians.
Here is the real wikipedia article, unspoiled.

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You will probably all rot up in hell.. What a bunch of deluded morrons..

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So my option is that if I don't take this debate serious, why God hates the Faroe Islands so much, I won't get to Heaven ? You must have misunderstood something.. In Faroe Islands we learn that if we believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins, we will get to Heaven So I can assure you that I will not burn in Hell
It's not enough to just believe in Jesus. To get into heaven you must stop hating Jesus, accept Him as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness. You must also read and follow the entire Holy Bible (Authorized King James Version of 1611) in context.
2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
Being a false Christian is pretty much the same as being an atheist. If you don't follow the entire Bible you will burn in Hell for eternity and me and Jesus will have a good laugh watching you suffer.
Proverbs 1:25-30: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
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Here's more stuff to read. Not Wikipedia!

http://www.faroeislands.com/Default.aspx


And about Saint Olaf' Wake!

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To get into heaven you must stop hating Jesus, accept Him as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness.
It's not enough just stop hating Jesus - just hating anyone in general. That is howeverva thing you fail to do - what a shame. I guess you'll burn in hell too afterall, won't you?

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