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These are some of the most interesting facts I've ever heard of Please keep us updated. How would you "I am a faroese fool and worship our savage language instead of Jesus" and "scandinavian flags are my sick fetish" translate into your language?
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UN is called "Sameindu Tjóðir" and the faroese word for "a thief" is "Tjóvur", but this doesn't mean, that UN is United Nations of Thieves. Or does it??
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I have been to the Faroe Islands and I know alot about their culture and religions and holidays, non of these 8 - which you call 'facts' are true.
1: Faroe Islands (Faroe=Far Out)
2: There is a minority of people with mental illness, not higher than other countries, even though it is true that they before in the days often ended up to be in families, but far away and did not know it.
3: the Faroe Islands were found by men from Norway and then Norway claimed to own it, later it was sold to Denmark, that's why it has no official government, even though they are more or less ruling their own country in the way they want, but getting total self-ruling makes no sence with less than 50.000 inhibitants.
4: The Faroese people are all (more or less) christian, there are churches in nearly every single city, with as few as 50 inhibitants.
5: Onan's Voka? It's Ólavsvøka and it's because of a Faroese man called "Ólavur" and it's just a historical man in the Faroes with no anti-christian or anti-human doings.
6: The Faroese people practice withcraft? who even believes in this anymore, it's total b-shit and just lies.
7: Alcoholism is not a growing problem and is not larger in the Faroe Islands than otherwere in the world.
8: The Ram is because of the natural and the liking of animal, no bestiality-connection.

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8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!


The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways:
1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)
2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

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Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

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Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)
Finally, there is not a single reason for God not to hate the Faroes and unless they repent of their sins and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they will all be turned into Hell along with other Godless countries such as Denmark, Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator
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The name of the Faroese natinal holiday is NOT Onan's voka, but Ólavsøka, where we celebrate "Saint Olav" of Norway, so the name has nothing whatsoever to do with Onan.
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5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator
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You must be out of your mind, accusing me for "Posting lewd or pornographic material".
I am a born again christian, baptised in the Holy Spirit and such accusations are so weard, that I have no words for it.

Your satanic and evil attacks on other people, based on misinformations, abusing the word of Christ.

I heard about this website and couldn't believe what I heard, so I decided to check it out for myself. I felt nothing but sadness in my spirit and still have problems believing, that some people can find peace in telling people lies and serving the purpose of the King of Lies himself.

I hope you will repent, yes, I beg you to do so, because this could never please our Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost.

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You must be out of your mind, accusing me for "Posting lewd or pornographic material".
I am a born again christian, baptised in the Holy Spirit and such accusations are so weard, that I have no words for it.

Your satanic and evil attacks on other people, based on misinformations, abusing the word of Christ.

I heard about this website and couldn't believe what I heard, so I decided to check it out for myself. I felt nothing but sadness in my spirit and still have problems believing, that some people can find peace in telling people lies and serving the purpose of the King of Lies himself.

I hope you will repent, yes, I beg you to do so, because this could never please our Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost.

Please hear my words.
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You must be out of your mind, accusing me for "Posting lewd or pornographic material".
I am a born again christian, baptised in the Holy Spirit and such accusations are so weard, that I have no words for it.
I do: You have been duped by false prophets.

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
Matthew 7:15-20


Someone sewed in you some stinky fruit, dear, and so the sweet fragrance of the Spirit of Christ is repulsive to you. Don't be discouraged. The sweet fragrance of Christ repulses a lot of unsaved people. But there is good news! Today is a great day for Redemption! Why don't you search your heart, find the hidden sin (probably gluttony, impulsiveness, and surely homosexual tendencies among others), then confess to Jesus and accept Him as your Lord and Master! When you're ready, I'll pray with you!

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Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!
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<profanity removed> Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! <personal abuse removed>
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Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!
Welcome. Just out of curiosity, how do you get electricity and internet on your Godless islands? I knew they have internet in Denmark, but on your benighted islands?! Are there cables between your islands through the sea? What happens if a shark bites into the cable? How long does it take to fix that? Or do you generate electricity with bicycles? Are you really able to access this forum from Fårö or are you just pulling our legs? What is your indigenous name, maybe something like HöfuðborgarsvæðiðreykjavíbláskógabyggðÞorlákshöfn?
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Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!
Think twice before you tell lies.

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Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!
Think twice before you tell lies.

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Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!
Think twice before you tell lies.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Are you some kind stupid? I am christian. I believe in Jesus.
I live in the faroe island, i am faroese! You're telling me that i am wrong? And you are saying that you are right? What exactly do you know about my country?
Everything Brother Alex said is a lie. Why don't you come and visit me in faroe island, and I will put some jesus in you.
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exuse me mr. expert? I live in the faroe island, and that is wrong.
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I am christian AND from the Faroe Island. We are all very angry with you. You are spreading lies about our homes.
I feel ashamed that of you decide to offend my homeland, you don't even know the facts, our flag or tried to google it. Do you see alcohilics? Witchcraft? People with mental illness?:thumbdown:
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