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Old 06-07-2010, 09:01 AM
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Smile IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible?

I know that this is not a debate forum and I do not want to start a debate or turmoil.
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But I was wondering if anyone here knew where a description of Jesus is in the Bible.

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But I was wondering if anyone here knew where a description of Jesus is in the Bible.

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But I was wondering if anyone here knew where a description of Jesus is in the Bible.

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Jesus is white with blond hair.
Revelation 1:14: His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
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But how do you know Jesus is white?

First let's agree on these definitions:

Ruddy: rosy-cheeked, sunburnt
fair countenence: white face and facial features (nose is not hooked or flat, for example)

Jesus was a Nazarite:

Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies - Lamentations 4:7

Unless you're one of those perverts who believe that the Song of Solomon is pornography, you'll agree that the Song of Solomon is a prophecy predicting the love of Jesus. And here is Jesus described as being outstandingly ruddy among 10,000, that is, among the whitest 0.0001% of the population:

My lover is radiant and ruddy, outstanding among ten thousand - Song of Solomon 5:10

Jesus is descended from King David, also white, and who was a victim of anti-White racism:

And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance. - 1 Samuel 17:42

God chooses prophets and rulers of nations by simply choosing the white person:

Again, Jesse made seven of his sons to pass before Samuel. And Samuel said unto Jesse, The LORD hath not chosen these.

And Samuel said unto Jesse, Are here all thy children? And he said, There remaineth yet the youngest, and, behold, he keepeth the sheep. And Samuel said unto Jesse, Send and fetch him: for we will not sit down till he come hither.
And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he. Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward. So Samuel rose up, and went to Ramah. - 1 Samuel 16:10-13

Note that Hussien Obama is not ruddy.
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He also has blue eyes.
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My lover is radiant and ruddy, outstanding among ten thousand - Song of Solomon 5:10
Brother Jeb. A DEMON or unclean spirit must have distorted your sermon, because I'm certain you would never have quoted from the NIV (New Infidel perVERSION).

Here's how God himself phrases it in the KJV1611:
Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.
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I'm pretty sure the only reliable description of him details him as having a dark tone.

in other words, black or brown.
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I'm pretty sure the only reliable description of him details him as having a dark tone.

in other words, black or brown.
Wrong. Jesus was white just like His holy daddy.
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More nonsense posted here I see. Use your brains, people!

God is the Father is NOT white, that is a really stupid thing to say and has no Biblical support whatsoever.

Jesus would have had olive-coloured, swarthy skin much like contemporary Middle Easteners.
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More nonsense posted here I see. Use your brains, people!

God is the Father is NOT white, that is a really stupid thing to say and has no Biblical support whatsoever.

Jesus would have had olive-coloured, swarthy skin much like contemporary Middle Easteners.
Of course you have scripture to back this up?

Oh of course not, because the Scriptures say he's white (see above).
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We can also discern that Jesus is white because of the way He is indirectly described in the Bible. Did he not speak in intelligent parables? Was He not the most morally upright person that ever lived? Was He not the Savior of mankind?

Jesus's intelligence indicates He was white (for whites are the most intelligent of the races). His moral cleanliness also means He was white (for whites are the most moral of all races). And finally, He came here as Savior for mankind (and whites have helped people more than any other race with inventions, charitable works, and other endeavours).

Simply put, can you really imagine a negro or a spic playing the role of Jesus in the Bible? Of course you can't. Jesus never tap-danced for the pharisees or begged the Roman rulers for more welfare money. By rule of elimination, the only race Jesus could've been was white.
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What is the MATTER with you!?! There are millions of portraits of Jesus hanging in the homes of True Christians. Without exception they show a fair-skinned man with blondish hair. Can that many portrait-painters be wrong? When have you ever seen a portrait of a "swarthy" Jesus? I am commanded to "Judge not, that ye be not judged" but "someone" ought to ban you.
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God is the Father is NOT white, that is a really stupid thing to say and has no Biblical support whatsoever.

Jesus would have had olive-coloured, swarthy skin much like contemporary Middle Easteners.
Did you sleep through biology in school?

As Jesus was white (according to the Holy Bible KJV1611) his Father must also have been white.
Ergo - God is white.
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Default Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible?

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More nonsense posted here I see. Use your brains, people!

God is the Father is NOT white, that is a really stupid thing to say and has no Biblical support whatsoever.

Jesus would have had olive-coloured, swarthy skin much like contemporary Middle Easteners.
Now you are trying to tell us Jesus looked like a Muslim terrorist. Is there no end to your blaspheme.

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Default Re: IS there a description of Jesus in the Bible?

Most likely there is a description of jesus in the bible.

But just like Santa Claus, he does not exist and never have existed
It is the biggest illusion that mankind know.
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Most likely there is a description of jesus in the bible.

But just like Santa Claus, he does not exist and never have existed
It is the biggest illusion that mankind know.
You do realize that the majority of secular historians disagree with you. But I'm sure you're smarter than all those guys who have dedicated their lives toward it.
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I do not recall any exact description.

I believe that Jesus should be seen, when you think of him, as beautiful but plain, whatever face you may respect and love.

And he must have had a beard.
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I do not recall any exact description.

I believe that Jesus should be seen, when you think of him, as beautiful but plain, whatever face you may respect and love.

And he must have had a beard.
Why don't you make an introduction before you go around inserting your opinion where it doesn't belong.

Please include your favorite Bible verse, your congregation, your marital status, how many sons you have birthed, and the best pie you bake.
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I do not recall any exact description.

I believe that Jesus should be seen, when you think of him, as beautiful but plain, whatever face you may respect and love.

And he must have had a beard.
First of all, please make an introduction in the Introduction Forum. Second of all, this qutestion comes up over and over again, then people get all bent out of joint when we point out the scripture that says what Jesus looked like. I'll even make it easy for you since it seems too difficult for you to look at the first page of this thread.


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But how do you know Jesus is white?

First let's agree on these definitions:

Ruddy: rosy-cheeked, sunburnt
fair countenence: white face and facial features (nose is not hooked or flat, for example)

Jesus was a Nazarite:

Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies - Lamentations 4:7

Unless you're one of those perverts who believe that the Song of Solomon is pornography, you'll agree that the Song of Solomon is a prophecy predicting the love of Jesus. And here is Jesus described as being outstandingly ruddy among 10,000, that is, among the whitest 0.0001% of the population:

My lover is radiant and ruddy, outstanding among ten thousand - Song of Solomon 5:10

Jesus is descended from King David, also white, and who was a victim of anti-White racism:

And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance. - 1 Samuel 17:42

God chooses prophets and rulers of nations by simply choosing the white person:

Again, Jesse made seven of his sons to pass before Samuel. And Samuel said unto Jesse, The LORD hath not chosen these.

And Samuel said unto Jesse, Are here all thy children? And he said, There remaineth yet the youngest, and, behold, he keepeth the sheep. And Samuel said unto Jesse, Send and fetch him: for we will not sit down till he come hither.
And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he. Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward. So Samuel rose up, and went to Ramah. - 1 Samuel 16:10-13

Note that Hussien Obama is not ruddy.
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