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Old 06-10-2010, 11:03 AM
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Hello! Welcome to the forum, have you made an introduction thread yet? I would love to know how you came to find Jesus.

You seem aggravated, friend, you're even getting your flags wrong. Relax and allow God into your heart. Do you own a copy of the KJV? I was in your position once, I know how it feels to be heading for hell down the slippery slope of sinning. After reading the KJV all the way through, cover to cover, I found that all my problems simply went away, that's something masturbation will never do.
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Also the Swedes has viking ancestors as the Danes.

Since vikings were known for drinking, plundering, killing and rape, i suppose
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 applies for the Swedes as well. Or am I all wrong?
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Why did u guys post the danish flag? when its about sweden?

NVM forgot ppl here were clueless...
What are you talking about?
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Why do you hate sweden for no reason? Why do you put a dannish flag? That just means you got no IQ! If im going to hell im takig you with me mutha pifflea!
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Why do you hate sweden for no reason? Why do you put a dannish flag? That just means you got no IQ! If im going to hell im takig you with me mutha pifflea!
We do not hate Sweden. God himself hates Sweden, and that sweetheart, is much more serious.

How do we know that? Well, it's written in the Gospel. Maybe if Sweden wasn't such a sodomizing country God would be merciful, but given the state of your heathen commu-homer kingdom I find it more likely that one of those tsunamis always hitting your costs will engulf the entire nation.

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They have Gay Pride in Sweden!?

How pathetic is that? It's like saying "I realize I'm just a hellbound Swede, so the only thing I can take pride in is being gay".
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The Swedes are a nation of ATHEISTS!!

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Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs.
Get your facts right don't use the Danish flag when speaking of Sweden.
Would be like speaking of America and using the polish flag.. Dont judge others, god dont hate people or countries, all man and woman are children of god, its not your job to tell the world who god hates, or who he loves, you should instead try to spread his message and give people faith for those who are lost and lead them back to the path of god.
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Get your facts right don't use the Danish flag when speaking of Sweden.
I could not agree more. This is why I used the Swedish flag for this thread about Sweden. It's all very simple actually.

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I agree, that would just be silly. I always take great effort to make sure all my flags and facts are 100% accurate.

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God seems to disagree with you: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

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What is the name of that nasty cod soaked in poison?? Lukertfish? Anyhow that is one more reason for God to hate the Swedes.
God is the creator of all, therefore he would also be the creator of Lukertfish, you might not like it, but therefore not meaning that god hates the things you don't.
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not meaning that god hates the things you don't
But we do not have to speculate about these things! The Holy Bible is crystal clear on the things God hates. I will give you some examples:

People God hates:
  • Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
  • Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."
  • Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
  • Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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  • 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
  • Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
  • Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
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I could not agree more. This is why I used the Swedish flag for this thread about Sweden. It's all very simple actually.

The red flag with a white cross is the danish flag, the swedish flag has the color blue and yellow.
Also i see alot of the other posts made in this threat is quite disturbing how they just sling out things without a shred of evidence for these accusations
I agree, that would just be silly. I always take great effort to make sure all my flags and facts are 100% accurate.

God seems to disagree with you: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

Just asking for forgiveness is not enough. You have to follow all the rules as written down in His Holy Bible.
Those writtings where made by man, told to him by god, humans make mistakes and are not perfect therefore, the holy bible could be infected with all sorts of devilish words. I believe in god in heart and mind and soul, but i don't take every word that is written in the bible to me, i believe that god gave me the gifts needed to forfill what ever he had planned for me.



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They have Gay Pride in Sweden!?

How pathetic is that? It's like saying "I realize I'm just a hellbound Swede, so the only thing I can take pride in is being gay".

There have been Hay Prides in America too and we got one in Denmark this year, i don't mind people wanting to express their sexuality that only gives you the face of those we need to help get back on the right path. Remember to help those who need it, only that way we can save gods children so we all can come to heaven.

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Those writtings where made by man, told to him by god, humans make mistakes and are not perfect therefore, the holy bible could be infected with all sorts of devilish words. I believe in god in heart and mind and soul, but i don't take every word that is written in the bible to me, i believe that god gave me the gifts needed to forfill what ever he had planned for me.
There are indeed a lot of false Bibles going around. But there is one 100% accurate version: The KJV1611 Holy Bible. Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones. This version has been guided to total perfection by God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

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There are indeed a lot of false Bibles going around. But there is one 100% accurate version: The KJV1611 Holy Bible. Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones. This version has been guided to total perfection by God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Unless god wrote the KJV1611 Holy Bible then you can't really say its 100% accurate, but we will just have to trust that what we read is the truth. And by all means respect to you and your fellow men and women on this site

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Apology accepted. We are aware of the low quality of education in your country."
Okay, do you even know where im from? And the fact that, you got the danish flag mixed with the country Sweden, just shows me that your shcool education can't be that good either
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Its has to be pretty bad for a bunch of nigras not to like it.
And you gotta be a false Christian for talking like that, rasicm can only be the devils work.
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And you gotta be a false Christian for talking like that, rasicm can only be the devils work.
We do NOT tolerate racism here! Brother Dewitt's comment demonstrated his empathy regarding the darkies; how terrible the situation must be for them to hate it so.

It appears you did not read his post in the spirit it was written -- that is, a spirit of Christian charity and a deep love of humanity. Shame on you!
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Unless god wrote the KJV1611 Holy Bible then you can't really say its 100% accurate, but we will just have to trust that what we read is the truth. And by all means respect to you and your fellow men and women on this site
Did you click on the link I provided? It explains in great detail why the KJV1611 Holy Bible is perfect.

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Okay, do you even know where im from?
According to the DoF you are from Denmark.

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I never went to school, like most True Christians™ I am home schooled. But my father drew me a map with all the countries and all the flags when I was a child so I am 100% sure my information is accurate.
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According to the DoF you are from Denmark.
Someone from Denmark posing as a Swede. That reminds me of a move that I watched a few years ago, Dumb and Dumber.
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Someone from Denmark posing as a Swede. That reminds me of a move that I watched a few years ago, Dumb and Dumber.
When did i pose as a Swede ?

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Well, when your dad tells you a lie, doesnt make it anymore true. Sorry to say it, and since im from Denmark as you just said, you can see. Then how can stil think, that using the danish flag is 100% accurate, when you are talking about Sweden? This will surtaintly not strenghen your arguments when you are bad talking other people or countries.. And like most of the others posting, talking about things that are way off. Are America then all gunfreaks who only wish is to kill who ever are next to them, beeing a friend or foe. ?
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Did you click on the link I provided? It explains in great detail why the KJV1611 Holy Bible is perfect.
Yeah have seen it, but still not what i can say is enough to prove to me that god wrote it. But that is what you think and think something else, I respect fully that you all believe in the KJV1611 Bible
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