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Old 11-26-2010, 06:26 AM
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As with the matter of the rapist [being forced to marry the rapee], I don't really see how it would be a punishment.
There are exceptions of course (such as a gentleman going to bed in the wrong, darkened room of his house and having his "wife" submit by mistake, only to discover in the morning he was in the guest bedroom), but modern day sociologists tell us that "rape" is most usually an act of aggression, violence and hatred. Do these men really want to be shackled forever to someone they hate, or that they only met once for 5 minutes in an alley, or on an unguarded subway platform?

Even if it were a "date rape", how many men would want to be forced to marry someone they'd only met once, on a first date?

Clearly being forced to marry the rapee in these situations would be a punishment. Every young boy dreams of a fairytale wedding, and that would then be taken away from him.
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You assume that I don't get scripture, when in fact we have the same material and come to separate conclusions.
Are you certain you are using the 1611 King James Bible instead of all those newer bastardizations? I'm not criticizing. I just want to make sure you are doing every thing you can so that one day you too might be called a True Christian. The Good Lord knows I myself have to make do with an authentic reproduction of the 1611 King James Bible because I could not afford the $521,000 one sold for the last time one was on the auction block.

I have to go now and study my 1611 King James Bible.

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Obviously we aren't going to make much of an impact on each other, so I see no real point in continuing this conversation.

you may be a True Christian, but my warning to you is to make sure you don't stay one in name only.
Can't you see the True Christian by his name? That means he is certifiable. He is definitely a True Christian not only in name but also in print. Jesus loves him and he knows he is saved.
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Old 12-14-2010, 07:36 PM
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Why can't everyone accept that everybody has different opinions? If you believe in God, that's great! Believe in Him. If you believe in Buddha, that's great too! Believe in Him. If you believe in many gods such as the Native Americans, that's great as well! Believe in them. Nobody is less of a person for having different beliefs, it's what we do as humans about those beliefs or for those beliefs that define us. Everybody deserves respect for their opinion. As soon as you begin to hurt another for their opinions, i believe that you no longer deserve any form of respect; and yes, that is my opinion, not a fact. Just remember that everything you believe is your personal opinion and everybody else in America is entitled to theirs. Freedom of religion and freedom of speech people.

By the way, I am not directing this post to anyone in particular, I just feel like there is a lack of respect on both sides in this forum.
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By the way, I am not directing this post to anyone in particular, I just feel like there is a lack of respect on both sides in this forum.
There is only one side on this forum, and that is the right side. I don't think you are on that side.

You might be a youngster and not remember the events on 9/11/2001. That was when the islamofascists escalated their holy war against the U.S.A. Are you a terrorist sympathizer, since you have so much respect for people who believe that flying planes into buildings is such a great way to get your message of peace across?

I'm taking sides and my side is going to win because Jesus will lead us to salvation while all others will perish in the lake of fire. It's not too late for you, too, to accept Jesus as your savior and protect your soul from going to hell. Doesn't that sound like a good deal?
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Freedom of religion and freedom of speech people.
Someone has been reading his U.S. Constitution and not his Holy Bible, again.
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Of course i don't sypathize with terrorits. Like i said; "Nobody is less of a person for having different beliefs, it's what we do as humans about those beliefs or for those beliefs that define us."

"I'm taking sides and my side is going to win because Jesus will lead us to salvation while all others will perish in the lake of fire. It's not too late for you, too, to accept Jesus as your savior and protect your soul from going to hell. Doesn't that sound like a good deal?"

That is your opinion and I respect that. I'm very happy that you are going to heaven

I will admit that I haven't read the Bible and I will admit that I've read the Constitution instead, but I don't believe that's so bad. It is what we live our life by in the US, so shouldn't we all read it as it applies to everyone whereas the Bible only applies to those who "believe"? Again. Just an opinion.
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Why can't everyone accept that everybody has different opinions? If you believe in God, that's great! Believe in Him. If you believe in Buddha, that's great too! Believe in Him. If you believe in many gods such as the Native Americans, that's great as well! Believe in them. Nobody is less of a person for having different beliefs, it's what we do as humans about those beliefs or for those beliefs that define us. Everybody deserves respect for their opinion. As soon as you begin to hurt another for their opinions, i believe that you no longer deserve any form of respect; and yes, that is my opinion, not a fact. Just remember that everything you believe is your personal opinion and everybody else in America is entitled to theirs. Freedom of religion and freedom of speech people.

By the way, I am not directing this post to anyone in particular, I just feel like there is a lack of respect on both sides in this forum.
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She-devil! Why are you here? Did satan send you?
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Great response, really professional.
I'm glad you approve, Sheldon. Your response was outstanding as well. It was one very well thought out piece of prose.
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Never heard about sarcasm I bet?

Everytime someone comes with a rational; well-thought opinion, you come up with the devil.

That's just sad that you always say the same thing.

After all, how many devils are there if everyone with rational thinking is a demon or a possessed person?
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Never heard about sarcasm I bet?
Sarcasm? Is it perhaps akin to that dirty word orgasm? If so, no thanks pal.

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Everytime someone comes with a rational; well-thought opinion, you come up with the devil.
Let's see. You are on a Christian website and you are complaining that we are using scripture from the Bible.

I'm not seeing your point, Princess.
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I think he is more complaining about you always using the same argument for everything that refutes your opinion then anything else, also you ignored the rest of his post.

"After all, how many devils are there if everyone with rational thinking is a demon or a possessed person?"

But I guess that is also what you in RL and not just here right?
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Sarcasm? Is it perhaps akin to that dirty word orgasm? If so, no thanks pal.



Let's see. You are on a Christian website and you are complaining that we are using scripture from the Bible.

I'm not seeing your point, Princess.
Is sarcasm a kind of orgasm?
You don't know much about the meaning of the word, let me explain,

You use sarcasm when you say something when you mean otherwise, for example, 'you look wonderful today' whit an intonation that I don't think that at all.

And I have never said that I was complaining that you use the Bible, just that you say or use always the same argument that only serves to hurt other people with an reasonable opinion.

By the way, Princess? Who do you I am? A girl?

Not really.
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By the way, Princess? Who do you I am? A girl?
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" Who do you think I am? "

Happy?

By the way, I'm not a girl.
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Old 12-15-2010, 05:10 PM
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By the way, I'm not a girl.
Then why do you write like one?!?
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Old 12-15-2010, 06:14 PM
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What's the difference between man's and women's typing? You apparently know all about it.

If I want to write like a girl so be it, It's my choice and my opinions.
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Old 12-15-2010, 06:16 PM
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What's the difference between man's and women's typing? You apparently know all about it.

If I want to write like a girl so be it, It's my choice and my opinions.
Is there something you want to confess about your orientation?
Now would be a good time to do so.

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Old 12-15-2010, 08:06 PM
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My Orientation? What are babbling about?

Let's not change the subject please, I was saying that you always use the same argument or tactic when there is a change of opinion, and your talking about my typing, what also is a tactic oftenly used, changing the subject. You need to use more rational thinking instead of brabbling and insult people that they are the devil of some kind.
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My Orientation? What are babbling about?

Let's not change the subject please, I was saying that you always use the same argument or tactic when there is a change of opinion, and your talking about my typing, what also is a tactic oftenly used, changing the subject. You need to use more rational thinking instead of brabbling and insult people that they are the devil of some kind.
Where did I insult you?
I didn't insult you?
Why did you feel insulted?
How can you feel insulted when I didn't insult you?
You were NOT insulted by me nor did I insult you!
On the other elbow, you HAVE insulted us despite introducing us to the new English verb 'brabble' (nice sound to it - you shall have to tell us what it means one day), but your tone is definitely pejorative and derogatory as well.

Nevertheless that may pass for manners wherever you come from. (Norway was it?)

All I was saying was that I can read between the lines when you say it's YOUR choice to write in an effeminate way.

Your words: not mine. I'm only trying to help you admit it to yourself.
That's what we Christians do. Help people find Salvation.

I'll gladly accept your apology for that false accusation and insult too brother.

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1) You may not be a true Christian yourself for making this thread. In the Book, the Lord talks about not being a narcissist... 2) If you all are so perfect, why do you contradict what the Bible says about so many things. For example, marijuana or hemp is used at least 12 different ways in every book yet everyone here seems to be against it. And the thing I find the funniest of all is that there are examples of homosexuality IN the Bible itself. Before you rage and call me a "false Christian" take a look at these examples and look them up even and then decide if your beliefs are the same as those in the Bible you claim to follow. And please note that I am not trying to disgrace your religion, just those of you who believe what you want to believe and enforce what you want to enforce. So enjoy this little reading (hopefully before my post is removed because I have no doubt that it will be). "And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle." {1 Samuel. 18:4} David laments thy love to me was wonderful, surpassing the love of women. {2 Samuel. 1:26} "they kissed one another, and wept one with another, until David exceeded. And Jonathan said to David, Go in peace, forasmuch as we have sworn both of us in the name of the LORD, saying, The LORD be between me and thee, & between my seed & thy seed for ever. And he arose and departed: & Jonathan went into the city."
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