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Old 06-12-2010, 02:50 PM
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This is a hemoglobin structure; it is what carries oxygen in blood. It very closely resembles His Noodliness, which proves that His Noodliness is in us all, supplying our cells with oxygen and divinity.
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You take the word of scientists? We have been over this many times.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves mislead scientists, something that causes the Him much delight.
Next you will be trying to tell use the evolution is real because the scientists tell us it is.
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Nano sputtering is a way to position single atoms or clusters of many atoms onto a surface to form a pattern with a nanometer thickness. Often the result is rather random; it is a little bit like firing off a shotgun against a wall with the atoms as shots. An important parameter is the Diertmann-Zeigler value (d/z value) which easily can be understood as the lateral spin energy of the atom when the Möbier coefficient is set to 1 in the equation below:

When the d/z value is continually changed from 0.24 (which is focal zero point) to 9.56 (which is van Haank’s theoretical maximum) the achieved atom pattern should according to the theory be totally random.However there is one single value (d/z = 1.115) which does not give a random pattern, but always exactly the same pattern (see below).

The d/z value 1.115 is equal to π/e and obviously a natural constant, the spaghetti constant s.
A clear case of Flying Spaghetti Monster playing with scientists and using his Noodly Appendage to change the results.
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Brothers and Sisters in Christ, is what I hope you ment to say dear Brother.
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I hate to jump into the middle of a perfectly good debate, and I'm afraid I'm not terribly well versed in religious arguments in general, but the first post looks like an awfully rational, thoroughly thought out argument to me.

After all, if I may quote the great 4th century neo-Pythagorean Iamblichus, who was himself quoting Aristotle's Protrepticus: "When you are debating whether you should use philosophy or not use philosophy, you are using philosophy." The same, of course, applies to logic and reason.
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After all, if I may quote the great 4th century neo-Pythagorean Iamblichus, who was himself quoting Aristotle's Protrepticus: "When you are debating whether you should use philosophy or not use philosophy, you are using philosophy." The same, of course, applies to logic and reason.
You seem to be misunderstanding us. We use neither philosophy nor logic nor reason. We only use the Holy Bible. Rational thinking is downright demonic.
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I hate to jump into the middle of a perfectly good debate, and I'm afraid I'm not terribly well versed in religious arguments in general, but the first post looks like an awfully rational, thoroughly thought out argument to me.

After all, if I may quote the great 4th century neo-Pythagorean Iamblichus, who was himself quoting Aristotle's Protrepticus: "When you are debating whether you should use philosophy or not use philosophy, you are using philosophy." The same, of course, applies to logic and reason.
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With rational thinking computers were made, the internet was made, BBS format was made, which made your crappy forum to serve your crappy purpose of exiestence.

Also, if this forum isn't for rational thinkers...that would explain all the idiots running around posting nonsense about jesus christ.
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If the Bible proves that just because it says it, Narnia really does exist doesn't it? Can I go to Hogwarts... please?
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If the Bible proves that just because it says it, Narnia really does exist doesn't it? Can I go to Hogwarts... please?
Where does the Bible say that Narnia exists?
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this is a simply ridiculous acusation. without rational scientific thinking where would we be today? forone thing you would not be on the internet because a man used his genius and science to create it. you are fooling yourself if you pretend otherwise. god is great but he cannot be all we rely upon lest we be stuck in the past with no new technology or even old. to rely soley upon god would mean people would have to wait for the world to somehow magically create all that we have today.

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"If God gave us the ability to rape, steal and kill everyone, why would he punish us for it?"

Typical evil atheist!
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YOU SERIOUS DIRK???? that is simply stupid. he obviously did not. even worse for you the internet was created by a LIBERAL and a genius. god took no part
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YOU SERIOUS DIRK???? that is simply stupid. he obviously did not. even worse for you the internet was created by a LIBERAL and a genius. god took no part
So you deny that God is the source of all things?
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yes. yes sir i do. not because i am hateful. but because i am rational. and smart. and have the ability to look past the garbage that people like you throw at me EVERY DAY OF MY DAMN LIFE. there is simply no way for one man to make all things. it is stupid to believe so.
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yes. yes sir i do. not because i am hateful. but because i am rational. and smart. and have the ability to look past the garbage that people like you throw at me EVERY DAY OF MY DAMN LIFE. there is simply no way for one man to make all things. it is stupid to believe so.
Yes, it is impossible for a man to do that.

God did it.

I'm glad we agree!
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