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Australia is a big Vegemite eating country ruled by King David Clarence Boonie where no sane person would want to live. Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum. If everyone with an IQ below 50 didn't emigrate to Australia they would all have died long ago. They claim to speak English but they are impossible to understand.
  1. There is gay, there is super gay and there is Australia. Australia is one of the few countries where laws actively promoting gay behavior are made on a state level. Every town on the Australian map has gay parades, some of them even lasting several weeks! Most states in Australia dropped their sodomy laws long ago. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."
  2. If a man is so drunk that he accidentally has sex with a woman, they just have an abortion! Australia has the highest abortion rate in the world! There is no law anywhere in Australia that requires the notification or consent of a woman's partner. There is no enforced waiting period for an abortion. A minor does not require parental consent or notification! Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."
  3. Once Australia became a British colony, "the age of exploration" began. Unfortunately, most of the explorers were very stupid. Some carried boats into the interior, looking for an inland sea. Others attempted to cross the continent while carrying provisions such as full silverware sets and portable drink cabinets. Some wandered around in circles, eventually missing their rescue party by a few hours, before expiring. Some even ate each other. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
  4. 99% of all Australian marriages end in divorce! Usually because both partners decide to become gay or because they run out of money for abortions. Mark 10:9 "What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."
  5. Since gays cannot get children and abortions are as common as barbecues in Australia everyone, gays included, can adopt a child! And if there are no more children left to adopt, they are just taken by force! Isaiah 1:4 "Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward."
  6. Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries. Even countries like Pakistan have no problems defeating Australia. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
  7. It will come as no surprise that prostitution is legal in Australia! And if there are laws, like those in New South Wales, which forbid prostitution close to Churches? Then they just burn down those churches! Burning Churches down has become such a common habit they even made music about it! Proverbs 23:27 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit."
All people Australia of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, New Zealand, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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So, essentially, Australia is pretty much another Iceland, only without the igloos.

I really appreciate these alerts, highlighting these Godless countries is the first step in conquering them for Christ!
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While our mission to Australia was a success in that we were able to save enough souls to warrant opening a subsidiary branch of the church there (we even managed to start an ex-abo ministry), there is still a long way to go. It's going to be a long uphill battle for our Australien True Christian™ brethren.
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Brother COM, your list is certainly depraved, but to me it seems that the people of the jungle island of Australia are the ones who hates God, not the other way around, although He sure has reason to.

I'm sure that they have incurred His wrath, though. It seems like every summer (it's really winter) God chooses to burn down half of Australia. I don't know how they manage to rebuild it so fast.
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Australia is a big Vegemite eating country ruled by King David Clarence Boonie where no sane person would want to live. Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum. If everyone with an IQ below 50 didn't emigrate to Australia they would all have died long ago. They claim to speak English but they are impossible to understand.
  1. There is gay, there is super gay and there is Australia. Australia is one of the few countries where laws actively promoting gay behavior are made on a state level. Every town on the Australian map has gay parades, some of them even lasting several weeks! Most states in Australia dropped their sodomy laws long ago. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."
  2. If a man is so drunk that he accidentally has sex with a woman, they just have an abortion! Australia has the highest abortion rate in the world! There is no law anywhere in Australia that requires the notification or consent of a woman's partner. There is no enforced waiting period for an abortion. A minor does not require parental consent or notification! Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."
  3. Once Australia became a British colony, "the age of exploration" began. Unfortunately, most of the explorers were very stupid. Some carried boats into the interior, looking for an inland sea. Others attempted to cross the continent while carrying provisions such as full silverware sets and portable drink cabinets. Some wandered around in circles, eventually missing their rescue party by a few hours, before expiring. Some even ate each other. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
  4. 99% of all Australian marriages end in divorce! Usually because both partners decide to become gay or because they run out of money for abortions. Mark 10:9 "What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."
  5. Since gays cannot get children and abortions are as common as barbecues in Australia everyone, gays included, can adopt a child! And if there are no more children left to adopt, they are just taken by force! Isaiah 1:4 "Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward."
  6. Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries. Even countries like Pakistan have no problems defeating Australia. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
  7. It will come as no surprise that prostitution is legal in Australia! And if there are laws, like those in New South Wales, which forbid prostitution close to Churches? Then they just burn down those churches! Burning Churches down has become such a common habit they even made music about it! Proverbs 23:27 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit."
All people Australia of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, New Zealand, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
Great List! I know there are several more reasons why God hates australia, but it's a good start!
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Great List! I know there are several more reasons why God hates australia
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1. Australian Rules Football – possibly the most homersexual team sport on Earth. The home of the AFL (or the Australian Faggot Legion) is Melbourne. The teams dress in skin-tight basketball styled t-shirts and tight shorts. They pass the ball the same way women do in netball and they kiss each other when they score points.

2. Snakes - Australia is a land so damned that it is home to 14 of the 15 deadliest snakes in the world. Australian snakes include; Belcher's sea snake, the Taipan, the Death Adder and the Western Brown Snake. The Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) is often called ‘the two step’, because after being bitten you walk two steps and then fall down dead.

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15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

3. Geography. Most of Australia is desert, which is known as the ‘Outback’, and beaches. The most famous feature of the Outback is Ayers Rock or Uluru.

4. If you thought it was safer in the water. Aussie seas are home to seawater crocodiles, several species of large man eating sharks, box jellyfish and the rather nasty blue-ringed octopus.

5. Songs. The unofficial anthem of Australia is Waltzing Matilda, a song about a ‘swagman’ and his cross-dressing homersexual lover ‘Matilda’. The swagman is arrested for ‘worrying’ sheep and escapes by jumping into a billabong, or lake.

6. Thongs. In most countries a thong is some sort of perverted bedroom attire. In Australia ‘thongs’ are what Americans call flip-flops and New Zealanders call ‘jandals’.

7. Kangaroos. These dumb ugly marsupials are the national animal of Australia.

8. Films. Most Australian films are perverted rubbish. The most famous Australian actor is Mel the Joo-baiter Cathylick Gibson and the most popular Aussie film of all time is ‘Priscilla Queen of the Desert’. 'Priscilla' is about three cross-dressing sodomites who go on a road trip across the Australian desert.
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Australia is also one of the last places on earth to receive the Word of God. If the Lord had any tender feeling towards Australia, He would sent them a preacher many centuries earlier than He did.

He could have sent them one of the original Apostles if He had wanted to, by stirring up a storm and shipwrecking one of His chosen.

God certainly knew how far away Australia is and how long it would be for anyone important to notice it, yet He left them to stew in their heathen juices and live at one with nature and all that environmental evil.

When He did decide to send white folk there-- as Brother Cranky Old Man pointed out -- He sent criminals! He knew that the land was so accursed that He used murders and the like to clear out space from the locals for the Lord's Own to settle down and bulid some semblence of Christian civilization. Too bad it didn't take, though.

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4. If you thought it was safer in the water. Aussie seas are home to seawater crocodiles, several species of large man eating sharks, box jellyfish and the rather nasty blue-ringed octopus.


It gets WORSE!!!

The blue ringed octopus is GAY!!!!:

I found this about how these vile things mate:



A male mates with a female by grabbing her mantle, which sometimes completely obscures the female's vision, then transferring sperm packets by inserting his hectocotylus into her mantle cavity over and over again. Mating continues until the female has had enough, and in at least one species the female has to remove the over-enthusiastic male by force. Males will attempt copulation with members of their own species regardless of sex or size, however interactions between males are most often shorter in duration and end with the mounting octopus withdrawing the hectocotylus without packet insertion or struggle.




Australia is truly one big cesspool of Satanic vomit if even the horrid poisonous creatures are homersexual. I can't imagine how many nuclear weapons it would take to clean up this awful mess!
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America's Filthy Manner of Life
God Hates America. This is a profound theological statement that any God-fearing person will recognize as truth. America is on a path to sure destruction, and there is no remedy available to her anymore. She was once a great nation, like Sodom and Gomorrah, blessed with great prosperity and power not before seen in the modern world. And, like Sodom and Gomorrah, she has spit in the face of God until His wrath has been brought down upon her with fierce anger. "Thus shall mine anger be accomplished, and I will cause my fury to rest upon them, and I will be comforted: and they shall know that I the LORD have spoken it in my zeal, when I have accomplished my fury in them" (Ezekiel 5:13). America is the spitting image of ancient Israel and Judah "But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy” (2 Chronicles 36:16).
Familiarize yourself with Ezekiel 16! It’s the perfect portrait of america: she was a babe lying in a pool of her own blood, naked, bare, alone. The Lord covered her nakedness, swaddled her, had compassion on her, caused her to multiply and adorned her with beautiful jewels: righteous preachers, prosperity, the first amendment, etc. God Almighty blessed her and caused america to grow into a mighty, “exceeding beautiful” nation.
  • THEN what did america do? She played the harlot: she turned her back on God, forgetting how He had raised her and caused her to prosper, and served other gods and commit abominations (fornication, divorce/remarriage, sodomy, etc.).
  • THEN she hated the fruit of her womb the Lord had given her and sacrificed her children to idols (you consume your lusts upon them and you lie to your children instead of teaching them what God requires of them).
  • THEN, as if those things weren’t enough, on EVERY street corner you have altars to your false gods (300,000 churches whore houses in america) and spread your legs at every opportunity to commit whoredoms.
  • AND, what makes you different from the other typical, godless, whore nations, is that you don’t won’t accept money to play the harlot, but you give gifts to and pay others to come and commit whoredoms with you! Who ever heard of a whore paying her lovers?! Your nakedness is and will further be uncovered, America! The Lord will leave you naked and bare and desolate! “Lamentations, and morning, and woe!” Ezekiel 2:10.
  • America is so filthy and abominable she almost makes all other nations look righteous in comparison – they are ashamed of YOU!
Fornication:
  • America, face the facts: if you’re not fornicating by fourteen you’re a freak!
  • Bristol Palin (Sarah Palin’s daughter): “Telling young people to be abstinent is ‘not realistic at all.’” (CNN)
  • Can you say Planned Parenthood gift certificates? Yikes!
  • “For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication.” 1 Thessalonians 4:3.
“Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.” Galatians 5:19-21.
Abortion:
  • Abortion is MURDER!
  • “Thou shalt not kill.” (Exodus 20:13, Deuteronomy 5:17, Matthew 5:21, Romans 13:9)
  • More than 45 MILLION abortions since Roe vs. Wade (a United States Supreme Court decision that allows mothers to terminate their pregnancies for any reason up until the fetus is termed viable. How dare you evil men make judgments based upon the lusts of your black hearts; once again, ABORTION IS MURDER!)
  • America, your leader, Antichrist Obama says he wouldn’t hesitate to kill his grandbaby by abortion and pushes abortion as one of his prominent shticks.
Divorce/Remarriage:
  • It’s projected that up to 60% of new marriages will end in divorce.
  • “Highest divorce rate” & “lowest percentage among Western nations of children who grow up with both biological parents, 63%.” (USA Today)
  • EVERY church whorehouse in america is filled to the brim with people who are divorced and/or remarried.
  • This equals NO MORAL AUTHORITY, especially when it comes to preaching against fags, so then fags fill the pews too!
  • Jesus Christ laid down the standard: Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder… And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.” Matthew 19:4-6,9.
Sodomy:
  • Fag manifesto – on Congressional Record in 1987 fags declared they would sodomize the nation, so that the “power of the dog” (Psalm 20:22) would rule as it did when Christ was crucified. Now that they have accomplished their agenda, the prophecy of Daniel has been fulfilled: “the abomination of desolation…standing where it ought not.” (Mark 13:14)
  • Lawrence vs. Texas – in 2003, the “conscience of the nation” (Supreme Court) overturned the just laws against sodomy and declared that fags be respected. In direct, bald-faced, callous defiance against God, here is when america brazenly flipped off God Almighty! That which God calls abominable and worthy of death, america elevated to acceptance and even RESPECT!
    • “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” (Leviticus 18:22)
    • “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.” (Leviticus 20:13)
  • Fag marriage– June 2008 – California begins marrying fags and dykes to one another. You so-called “christians” have mocked and vilified us for years as we told you this was coming. All of your kissy-poo preaching has led to this, and you get what you deserve – TOTAL DESTRUCTION, just as those who mocked and vilified Noah got. The last days are upon us, as Jesus told us in Luke 17!
  • There are 2 fag rights: AIDS & Hell!This filthy abomination comes the Deuteronomy 28 “sore botch that cannot be healed.” (more than 950,000 people living with HIV/AIDS -CIA factbook) “The recompence of their error which was meet.” (Romans 1:27).
Here’s the standard: “And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.” Matt. 5:29. (Note: that means stop sinning, even if you have to castrate yourself with a rusty piece of barbed wire)
America, Cursed of God! Our message is very simple, and rings true in the ears of God's servants – America is taking a blood bath in Iraq (and elsewhere) because America is busily persecuting WBC for preaching the Word of God to this evil nation of perverts. God hates America. Her end is near, and approaching fast.
  • For 17 years we have warned you – on a daily basis, on the streets of some 460 cities in all 50 states: America needs the message of Westboro Baptist Church – “God Hates Fags (and ramifications thereof)” – more than she needs air to breathe, food to eat, and water to drink.
  • Meanwhile, America finalized the deal whereby she sold her soul to the sodomites – following the example of Sodom, the seven nations of the Canaanites, ancient Israel, and all the doomed empires of the past, by decriminalizing and forcing people to respect those beasts which God calls an abomination Lawrence v. Texas did that, and you so-called Christians were too busy vilifying us to do anything about it. There is no possibility of relief from this wrath, because sodomites and their enablers – by definition – are incapable of repenting, since they are proud of their sins, indeed won't admit it is a sin. Therefore they are wholly given up by God.
  • Ancient Israel ignored God's warning about following the perversions of the doomed sodomite Canaanites – and Israel also perished. That warning is found at Leviticus 18:24-28, to wit: “Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things (sodomy, incest, adultery, bestiality); for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you...That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you.” Even as God today – through Westboro Baptist Church – warns America.
  • And, as Christ warned doomed Jerusalem, even so WBC warns doomed America: “O America, America, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee,(translate: thou that persecutest WBC) how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not! Behold, your house is left unto you desolate” (Matt. 23:37-38).

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What does any of this have to do with God hating Australia? Did you even bother to read the first message, or even the title, of this thread? And your obsession with gays is quite extreme, I presume you are from Australia?

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

And unlike you we are not stupid: http://www.godhatesamerica.com/filthymanneroflife.html
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Australia is a big Vegemite eating country ruled by King David Clarence Boonie where no sane person would want to live. Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum. If everyone with an IQ below 50 didn't emigrate to Australia they would all have died long ago. They claim to speak English but they are impossible to understand.
  1. There is gay, there is super gay and there is Australia. Australia is one of the few countries where laws actively promoting gay behavior are made on a state level. Every town on the Australian map has gay parades, some of them even lasting several weeks! Most states in Australia dropped their sodomy laws long ago. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."
  2. If a man is so drunk that he accidentally has sex with a woman, they just have an abortion! Australia has the highest abortion rate in the world! There is no law anywhere in Australia that requires the notification or consent of a woman's partner. There is no enforced waiting period for an abortion. A minor does not require parental consent or notification! Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."
  3. Once Australia became a British colony, "the age of exploration" began. Unfortunately, most of the explorers were very stupid. Some carried boats into the interior, looking for an inland sea. Others attempted to cross the continent while carrying provisions such as full silverware sets and portable drink cabinets. Some wandered around in circles, eventually missing their rescue party by a few hours, before expiring. Some even ate each other. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
  4. 99% of all Australian marriages end in divorce! Usually because both partners decide to become gay or because they run out of money for abortions. Mark 10:9 "What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."
  5. Since gays cannot get children and abortions are as common as barbecues in Australia everyone, gays included, can adopt a child! And if there are no more children left to adopt, they are just taken by force! Isaiah 1:4 "Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward."
  6. Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries. Even countries like Pakistan have no problems defeating Australia. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
  7. It will come as no surprise that prostitution is legal in Australia! And if there are laws, like those in New South Wales, which forbid prostitution close to Churches? Then they just burn down those churches! Burning Churches down has become such a common habit they even made music about it! Proverbs 23:27 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit."
All people Australia of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, New Zealand, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
I'm just here to point out a few factual errors.

Firstly, since 1901, Australia has been a country ruled by a parliament, with an elected Prime Minister. No kings (or queens) exist on this island.

1) In Australia, gays cannot be legally married. Yet they can in many states in America.

2) Russia has the highest abortion rate in the world. America has a higher abortion rate than America.

3) Find me factual evidence of this and I shall get down on my knees and praise the name of your god.

4) Where on Earth are your facts coming from? Divorce rate in Australia is around 40%. On the other hand, the divorce rate in America is 50%.

5) So you are against abortion, yet you don't like people adopting? Come now, we need children to have parents that love them and want them. Were you one of those children whose parents didn't love them?

6) Actually, we are more of a scientific advancement country, than one that wants to play games with America. http://www.dfat.gov.au/facts/sci_achv.html

7) Prostitution is also legal in some states in America.

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Brother COM, your list is certainly depraved, but to me it seems that the people of the jungle island of Australia are the ones who hates God, not the other way around, although He sure has reason to.

I'm sure that they have incurred His wrath, though. It seems like every summer (it's really winter) God chooses to burn down half of Australia. I don't know how they manage to rebuild it so fast.
Australia is not a jungle island, it's a desert island. It is also a Christian nation. Bush fires are also a rare occurrence. Clearly you didn't pay enough attention in class to learn about hemispheres, or the fact that the Earth is tilted on an angle. That is why our seasons are different to yours.

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While our mission to Australia was a success in that we were able to save enough souls to warrant opening a subsidiary branch of the church there (we even managed to start an ex-abo ministry), there is still a long way to go. It's going to be a long uphill battle for our Australien True Christian™ brethren.
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1. Australian Rules Football – possibly the most homersexual team sport on Earth. The home of the AFL (or the Australian Faggot Legion) is Melbourne. The teams dress in skin-tight basketball styled t-shirts and tight shorts. They pass the ball the same way women do in netball and they kiss each other when they score points.

2. Snakes - Australia is a land so damned that it is home to 14 of the 15 deadliest snakes in the world. Australian snakes include; Belcher's sea snake, the Taipan, the Death Adder and the Western Brown Snake. The Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) is often called ‘the two step’, because after being bitten you walk two steps and then fall down dead.

Genesis 3:14-15
And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou [art] cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

3. Geography. Most of Australia is desert, which is known as the ‘Outback’, and beaches. The most famous feature of the Outback is Ayers Rock or Uluru.

4. If you thought it was safer in the water. Aussie seas are home to seawater crocodiles, several species of large man eating sharks, box jellyfish and the rather nasty blue-ringed octopus.

5. Songs. The unofficial anthem of Australia is Waltzing Matilda, a song about a ‘swagman’ and his cross-dressing homersexual lover ‘Matilda’. The swagman is arrested for ‘worrying’ sheep and escapes by jumping into a billabong, or lake.

6. Thongs. In most countries a thong is some sort of perverted bedroom attire. In Australia ‘thongs’ are what Americans call flip-flops and New Zealanders call ‘jandals’.

7. Kangaroos. These dumb ugly marsupials are the national animal of Australia.

8. Films. Most Australian films are perverted rubbish. The most famous Australian actor is Mel the Joo-baiter Cathylick Gibson and the most popular Aussie film of all time is ‘Priscilla Queen of the Desert’. 'Priscilla' is about three cross-dressing sodomites who go on a road trip across the Australian desert.
1) I hate the sport AFL, and it doesn't differ from NFL, where sweaty men run after a ball, and get in a big ol' group hug to start off. Afterwards it's a pat on the ass, and off for a group shower.

2) My dog managed to survive a bite from a Brown Snake, and we had to take him to 2 vets to find one open at the time of the bite. The real reason we have snakes is to separate the boys from the men. It's why obesity isn't much of a problem here.

3) The outback is where Christians live, away from obesity causing, gay-loving, divorce approving society.

4) Why are you out that far to sea? Our beaches too beautiful to handle? We have that desert for a reason.

5) That doesn't make it our national anthem. America's unofficial national anthem is Personal Jesus by Manson, that must make it their real anthem, and shows they are really a God-hating country.

6) Thongs (flip-flops to you Americans) were a New Zealand invention, where they are called jandels. Saying we can't call them thongs is highly hypercritical.

7) They are neither dumb nor ugly. They are a majestic marsupial. Did your god not create them? Are you saying he did a poor job?

8) Isn't he that actor from Passion Of The Christ? It is a movie made in Italy, it's not even an Australian movie.
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What does any of this have to do with God hating Australia? Did you even bother to read the first message, or even the title, of this thread? And your obsession with gays is quite extreme, I presume you are from Australia?

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

And unlike you we are not stupid: http://www.godhatesamerica.com/filthymanneroflife.html
Your immediate connection & interest with the homosexual content within my post & the content of your initial post only confirms that you suffer a repressed sexuality. You chose to accept the temptation put before you! I put it to you sir, that you are in fact a closet homosexual sinner who is hiding behind the thinly veiled Christian persona "Cranky Old Man"
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Your immediate connection & interest with the homosexual content within my post & the content of your initial post only confirms that you suffer a repressed sexuality. You chose to accept the temptation put before you! I put it to you sir, that you are in fact a closet homosexual sinner who is hiding behind the thinly veiled Christian persona "Cranky Old Man"
Thanks for your expert psychologist review, Doctor.

So let me see if I understand the science behind it:

You post openly and shamelessly about your obsession with fags and queers, apologize profusely for those AIDS spreading abominations of nature in some pointless attempt to justify their unGODly sodomite ways, and then anyone who steps up and tells you to stop doing that and backs it up with scripture is the queer?

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If you repent now, CHRIST might take pity on you.
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Thanks for your expert psychologist review, Doctor.
I find another sinner before me - this is too much disappointment for one day

I have posted 1514 words from God renouncing America & within the text you choose the 260 that renounce the homosexuality that perverts your country. Why are you predisposed to isolate these passages?

Of the 641 words posted by Cranky Old Man 123 relate to the perversion you continue to seek

Why are you choosing this path?
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I have posted 1514 words from God renouncing America
You mean the words you lifted from another website? I hope you're not claiming them as your own. That would be stealing.

Exodus 20:15 Thou shalt not steal.
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