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Old 08-27-2007, 09:45 PM
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(Offshoot from 'The Earth is Flat' thread)

If anything is a sign that scientists are in league with lucifer himself, you only need look at what scientists REALLY are.

Albert Einstein, Alexander Graham Bell, Stephen Hawking and many other scientists and inventors had severe retardations. Hawking, or the Anti-Christ as he is sometimes referred to by my followers, is the worst of these. He is repulsive, an abomination. All retardations are signs of witchcraft and alchemy. These scientists are nothing but abominations. Do not think they were sent by God, the Bible teaches us exactly where these twisted freaks come from. Genesis in particular warns us that during the forming of the earth, demons came down to earth and started raping the women here, and their children were born part-demon. These mongeloids are the long decendants of this twisted demon-spawn.

What does it tell us if many of these scientists have retardations, disorders and handicaps? That they are part-demon too.

Let me tell you a little something about retards. There is a great difference between unfortunate people injured in accidents that end up wheelchair-bound, and the demons born with spastic retardation which we consider evil incarnate.

You are truly ignorant if you think that these twisted malformed demons have always roamed among us. Down syndrome or mongolism, cerebal palsy, spina bifida and a great many other retardations only emerged in the last few hundred years. Just look at thalidomides, these man-made demons were first created in the 1960s by the evils of science and alchemy, pregnant women poisoned by blasphemous drugs that transformed their unborn children into twisted limbless monsters. Science will not stop in its evil pursuit to undo God, cloning humans, and trying to be a God will result in the ultimate punishment. These are not scientific advancements as people would have you believe. This is the work of the Devil, poisoning the world and creating monsters, weapons of mass destruction and spastic children.

Retards are brute beasts that shamelessly consume their own mucous the way vile dogs eat their own vomit. Their mind is of such a reprobate nature they are given to sexually gratifying themselves in public while their physically disabled cohorts take exorbitantly long periods of time to walk down narrow hallways, slowing the progress of those not despised by God and impeding their holy endeavors. Then you have their hearing-impaired cousins who talk in some foreign language that sounds like dolphin-speak. You think this is normal? They use some sort of hand-code to talk, and who knows what these freaks are signing? They could be saying 'F*ck Jesus', 'Worship Lucifer' or just about anything, and we can't hear a word of it. These 'tards are very devious.

Cripples, retards and people with learning disabilities are abominable to God, and are worthy only of death for their depraved slobbering, staggering, stammering ways. Why should they be given the best parking spaces? Why should we waste precious resources on wheelchairs and crutches? If it is God's will that they should not walk, then let them crawl like the snakes they are!

The Bible quite clearly teaches that these retards and quite repulsive in the eyes of God. Here is what Leviticus says about it.

21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21:21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
21:22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
21:23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, and thuse desecrate my sanctuary

God can't stand the sight of blind or handicapped people. The blind, the lame, dwarfs, people with funny noses or blemishes, with damaged testicles, or broken hands or feet, crooked backs, or who have scurvy or scabs, or who have anything superfluous must not approach the altar of God i.e. The Church. All Churches that build cheelchair ramps and retard access for these freaks, when God quite clearly states they should NOT go anywhere near his Churches, will burn in Hellfire. They are disobeying a direct order of God.

God hates these retards, and the Malleus Maleifiarum (a book blessed and ordained by the Pope, when the Catholic Church wasn't out raping little kids, and used to 'cure' 9 million worthless witches) states quite clearly that these retards are part of Lucifer's army, his Children here on Earth. As God hates them, if we did not hate them too what kind of Christians would we be? We hate with pure righteous hatred, and Gods clear judgement, all who oppose and are hated by our God.

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They are good for ONE thing Brother....a good laugh!

I know I should be heartbroken by the fact that they are Hellbound, but something about the bouncing, drooling and odd noises makes me giggle!

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Yes, this is such a shame that they are part-demon. Had they not been I would have thought of many other good uses for these slobbering stammering stuttering wastes of human skin.

They are a burden on the tax-payer, that we pump all our hard-earned dollars into homes to house these illiterate mongeloids, that we fund their spastic activities, and gain nothing in return.

I was walking along the street just the other day when one of these dumb animals was blocking my passage, holding up the Lords work. I tried several times to get around this pathetic animal, who was walking like a wounded chimpanzee. It took all of my strength of character and good will not to push this twisted limbless monster flat on his fat bubble head. It angered me that here was me pursuing the Lords work, and Lucifer had put such a repulsive obstacle in my path.

If I had my way all these filthy 'tards would be put to good use. If God intended them to act like animals, let us treat them as animals. Every home could have one. They can train monkeys and dogs, how easy would it be to train a retard to do menial tasks around the home? Take out the trash, switch on the microwave oven, get the mail, the kids could play fetch with it. It would be very cheap to run, you could feed it the left-overs from the trash, and build a kennel for it outside. Heaven forbit anyone would want one of these drooling vegetables living in their own homes. It would be easy to forget how dangerous they are.

No, but this would be wrong. It would be inviting Satan into our homes. God has shown me all the signs. These filthy Godless creatures will turn on us come Judgement day. Then we will see them for the Hell-hounds they truly are.

Never forget they have demon blood. That they are part-demon. That they are Satans Army here on Earth. Never forget that they are filthy creatures incapable of rational thinking. That they are below us. That they deserve to be in the gutter, not in care homes wasting good Christian tax-payers money. That they get waited on hand and foot when they have never earned a dine in their entire worthless pathetic lives. Never forget that in the 1400's we would have been burning these brute beasts for witchcraft. Never forget that God hates these filthy creatures for good reason, and as good Christians we must follow his good example and judge with righteous Judgement, and hate them just as much as our beloved Lord.

But it is good to laugh at them, I suppose in the same way we laugh at monkeys in a Zoo with their childish mormonic ways. I am sure when baby Jesus comes back, he will join us in our merryment. We shall all laugh come judgement day when these deformed creatures of Satan burn! Halleluja!
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Personally I think that poor people, blacks, Non American and Non-Christians shouldn't be allowed to breed at all.

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Personally I think that poor people, blacks, Non American and Non-Christians shouldn't be allowed to breed at all.

Just leave it to us Pure bred White wealthy American True Christians™ to produce a Race of perfect Human Beings who Love Jesus.
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Well, that is one of the nastiest pieces of hatred I have ever read. These are people with feelings you are talking about. They have enough problems without bigots like you mistreating them.

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Yes, a race of truly fugly inbred unintelligent white scum!
Maybe such a race exists already...
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Bigot? Hatred? Son, I have nothing but love - for those that deserve it. But these filthy retards are not even human. They are worthless slobbering stammering stuttering piecies of excrement. An abomination to God. They are a burden on our economy. They are a burden on the poor mothers who bore them, though I have no doubt those mothers must have done something to deserve such deformed repulsive babies. They were probably wiccans, satanists, losers, junkies, homosexuals or Jews to have been cursed with twisted limbless demon children like that. You would never catch a True Christian giving birth to one of these defective mongeloid half-breeds.

Then we have other equally dangerous retardations such as schizophrenia and epilepsy, otherwise known to the Christian world as 'Demon Possession'. Ha. I love it how men of science use big fancy words to describe something men of God have known about for 100s of years.

You know my Church used to organise trips to our local 'tard home, so we could get a look at these filthy animals close-up. I used to take a few of my children at a time, and get them to stare into these creatures eyes, until they saw the demon within. Have you ever stared into a retards eyes? because until you have you won't know what i'm talking about. You can really see the wild animal in there. The demon. You can see them for what they truly are. Their hatred for my God, their denial of him.

I for one can't wait till all retards burn. Praise Jesus!
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Bigot? Hatred? Son, I have nothing but love - for those that deserve it. But these filthy retards are not even human. They are worthless slobbering stammering stuttering piecies of excrement. An abomination to God. They are a burden on our economy. They are a burden on the poor mothers who bore them, though I have no doubt those mothers must have done something to deserve such deformed repulsive babies. They were probably wiccans, satanists, losers, junkies, homosexuals or Jews to have been cursed with twisted limbless demon children like that. You would never catch a True Christian giving birth to one of these defective mongeloid half-breeds.

Then we have other equally dangerous retardations such as schizophrenia and epilepsy, otherwise known to the Christian world as 'Demon Possession'. Ha. I love it how men of science use big fancy words to describe something men of God have known about for 100s of years.

You know my Church used to organise trips to our local 'tard home, so we could get a look at these filthy animals close-up. I used to take a few of my children at a time, and get them to stare into these creatures eyes, until they saw the demon within. Have you ever stared into a retards eyes? because until you have you won't know what i'm talking about. You can really see the wild animal in there. The demon. You can see them for what they truly are. Their hatred for my God, their denial of him.

I for one can't wait till all retards burn. Praise Jesus!
Not YOU, rev! He was referring to the bigoted piece of hate that Vestal Mastication wrote.
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Okay dumbasses, this is how it goes. Being mentally or physically comes from genetics, and pure unfortunate luck.

It has nothing to do with them being the devils children or anything like that, and nobody should hold any prejudices against them.

The people that I hold prejudices against are you, the dumb, ignorant people in this world who are being stupid because of choices that they have made. I personally don't believe that you piffleers deserve to live, especially not with the body that you don't deserve.
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Okay dumbasses, this is how it goes. Being mentally or physically comes from genetics, and pure unfortunate luck.

It has nothing to do with them being the devils children or anything like that, and nobody should hold any prejudices against them.

The people that I hold prejudices against are you, the dumb, ignorant people in this world who are being stupid because of choices that they have made. I personally don't believe that you piffleers deserve to live, especially not with the body that you don't deserve.
Oh is that so, Poison? show me where in the Bible it says so ...

... show me any verse that mentions the word 'genetics' ...

Not only that, I can't understand your shrieking pink writing ... isn't magenta a color for homers? or is that purple? does it matter?

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Okay dumbasses, this is how it goes. Being mentally or physically comes from genetics, and pure unfortunate luck.

It has nothing to do with them being the devils children or anything like that, and nobody should hold any prejudices against them.

The people that I hold prejudices against are you, the dumb, ignorant people in this world who are being stupid because of choices that they have made. I personally don't believe that you piffleers deserve to live, especially not with the body that you don't deserve.
Friend, the truth is that God hates retardeds. In fact, He hates cripples of all kind. There is nothing prejudicial about that.

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Oh is that so, Poison? show me where in the Bible it says so ...

... show me any verse that mentions the word 'genetics' ...

Not only that, I can't understand your shrieking pink writing ... isn't magenta a color for homers? or is that purple? does it matter?

... not pleased, noddy
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Friend, the truth is that God hates retardeds. In fact, He hates cripples of all kind. There is nothing prejudicial about that.

Take a look at THIS, and learn about God's Holy Plan for us all.
Believe it or not, I've read the damn bible a few times. I don't believe the stories, but I have no problems with it's morals (in the new testament.)

The old testament is stupid and just filled with hate and prejudice. Try reading the new testament for once, it will enlighten you.
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There's nothing wrong with pink, and the bible was written almost two thousand years ago! A bit outdated for a textbook, eh?
Truth is always releveant, truth doesn't change with the times.

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FYI: I'm bisexual.
Figures that you'd come to the defense of your brothers and sisters..
With all of you being children of satan and all that!

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Believe it or not, I've read the damn bible a few times. I don't believe the stories, but I have no problems with it's morals (in the new testament.)
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The old testament is stupid and just filled with hate and prejudice. Try reading the new testament for once, it will enlighten you.
Indeed it is enlightening, but you are a complete fool...
For the very morality of the new testament is: Obey the morality of the old testament!

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:17-18

That's Jesus talking to fools like you there.
And this is the same law that demands us to put you to death for being a sodomite. (Leviticus 20:13)
For a further example of Godly NT morals, try reading Romans 1:26-32 which states that all homosexuals like you deserve death, as do all fag-huggers.

And how could one forget about Matthew 15:3-4?
Where Jesus get's angry at the pharisees for disobeying God's commandment to honour one's parents, and kill those who don't.

But he answered and said unto them,
Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother:
And, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
Matthew 15:3-4

And once (but twice written) again, Jesus says that you MUST believe and follow the OT too!

And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written,
That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.
Luke 4:4

But he answered and said, It is written,
Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
Matthew 4:4

I think you need to read the NT a more.. Cause you sure don't know it as well as you think you do.
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I'm almost dying of laughter I'm a child of satan because I was born with a different sexual preference than you?

Anyways, on a more serious note. You're right, I'm not an expert on the bible. It bores the shit out of me.

I'm not going to lie, the bible does say that homosexuals should be stoned to death or whatever, that's one of the many problems with the bible. It was written in times where the people were not enlightened with some of the technological and scientific discoveries that we've had recently.
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There's nothing wrong with pink, and the bible was written almost two thousand years ago! A bit outdated for a textbook, eh?

FYI: I'm bisexual.

That means you are a filthy homer who is hellbound. No wonder you hate Jesus. Has He given you the AIDS yet?

Believe it or not, I've read the damn bible a few times. I don't believe the stories, but I have no problems with it's morals (in the new testament.)

The old testament is stupid and just filled with hate and prejudice. Try reading the new testament for once, it will enlighten you.
Look nancy, I have had the entire Bible memorized ever since I was 5 years old. My father beat it into me out of Christian love. Its obvious that your daddy didn't love you enough to give you the beatings God wants you to have.

Could you please share with us exactly where in the Holy Bible it says that we should ignore the Old Testament? Exactly which "morals" do you agree with? How about this one? It's from the New Testament.

Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


What that means is that Jesus thinks that Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death."

That would include you, nancy.

Are you ready to give up your disgusting public toilet fornications now and accept Christ as your Savior? He is waiting for you. Right now you disgust Him.
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Why the piffle am I being called Nancy?

Anyways, let me clear this little fact up. It IS natural to be homosexual. They have done studies by watching animals in the wild, and up to 10% of them are gay.

And I am bisexual, and there's NOTHING anyone can do to change it. I like boys and girls. And personally, I don't give a damn what your Jesus thinks.
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I'm almost dying of laughter I'm a child of satan because I was born with a different sexual preference than you?

Anyways, on a more serious note. You're right, I'm not an expert on the bible. It bores the shit out of me.
I'm not going to lie, the bible does say that homosexuals should be stoned to death or whatever, that's one of the many problems with the bible. It was written in times where the people were not enlightened with some of the technological and scientific discoveries that we've had recently.
I'm glad that Pastor Zeke got to you first, because my patience is wearing thin! First of all, you were not born a filthy homer, rather, you decided to give in to your Devilish desires, which can be removed by spending more time at our Straight 4 Jesus forum. Secondly, if any book title should be capitalized, surely, it is the Bible! Finally, technology and science is NOT enlightenment - JESUS IS ENLIGHTENMENT!!!
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I'm almost dying of laughter I'm a child of satan because I was born with a different sexual preference than you?
There is no proof whatsoever that one is born with another sexual preference than "STRAIGHT".
It's nothing but BELIEF pushed by the homosexual lobbyists..

Don't deny it: Taking a tallywhacker up the exit-ramp is a CONCIOUS CHOICE, and you have the option to not do it!
You weren't born with another man's tallywhacker up your behind - or are you really that stupid to think you could get us to believe such nonsense?

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You're going to stop lying, you mean..

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Nonsense. The Bible was written by God, who'm is eternal, unchanging, and all-knowing.
Really, do you expect us to give up Christianity just because YOU THINK it is wrong?
We get hundreds of fools like you every week.. so don't think you are special or that your "arguments" hasn't been refuted a hundred times already.
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Don't deny it: Taking a tallywhacker up the exit-ramp is a CONCIOUS CHOICE, and you have the option to not do it!
You weren't born with another man's tallywhacker up your behind - or are you really that stupid to think you could get us to believe such nonsense?

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Nonsense. The Bible was written by God, who'm is eternal, unchanging, and all-knowing.
Really, do you expect us to give up Christianity just because YOU THINK it is wrong?
We get hundreds of fools like you every week.. so don't think you are special or that your "arguments" hasn't been refuted a hundred times already.
I wasn't born with a dick in my ass, no; however, I wasn't born with a pussy around my dick either.

I was never trying to get you to give up chrisitianity, simply to stop being assholes to people that don't deserve it.
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