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Default Pope Francis kills 76 people in airplane crash - 11-30-2016, 01:12 AM

So you have heard the news, there was an airplane crash and a Soccer team from Brazil was killed:

http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/11/29/...pecoense-dead/


What it seems as an act of God, killing people for playing this unholy sport, it is really an act of the Devil. More specifically, an act from the representative of the Devil on Earth, the Pope, the false prophet. You know, like the ones the bible warns us in:

Matthew 7:15 - Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.


Oh, yes, Francis comes in sheep's clothing.


So let's see what happened, in order:


Pope Francis is a renowned fan of San Lorenzo, a soccer team:






This team just have played semi-finals of the South American Coup (the Ungodly South America, not the Godly one, there is no Soccer in Texas!) against Chapecoense, the team on the plane.




And Chapecoense won, so they went to play the final. That is why they were on the plane. And what happens next? Plane crash.



Coincidence? Not so much. It is the revenge of the Pope for having his team eliminated.


I wonder if there is a way to put Francis on jail for this. I mean, it is so clear his influence, his pact with the Devil to kill this people.


Open your eyes, Catholics. You are facing an eternal life in Hell with this Pope of yours!


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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It is disgusting that most Catholics call this "man" our pope
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It is disgusting that most all Catholics call this "man" our their pope
I've fixed that for ya, sweetie.

Brother Gonzalez - I'm sure that our Next President, the Light of my eyes, Mr. Donald Trump () will figure out a way to put pope Frances in jail. Maybe he can share his cell with Hillary Clinton.
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Default Re: Pope Francis kills 76 people in airplane crash - 11-30-2016, 03:57 AM

You play with the Bull, you get the horns.


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Shame on you, Father Tight Collar. Only Jesus is allowed to speak in parables.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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This team just have played semi-finals of the South American Coup (the Ungodly South America, not the Godly one, there is no Soccer in Texas!) against Chapecoense, the team on the plane.

And Chapecoense won, so they went to play the final. That is why they were on the plane. And what happens next? Plane crash.

Coincidence? Not so much. It is the revenge of the Pope for having his team eliminated.
So my boys (who are not familiar with the rules of soccerball) are asking what happens now, Brother Gonzalez. Does the other team in the final win the cup because Chapawhatever can't field a team? Or does the pope's team now get to play in the final?


Ecclesiastes 12:13

Let vs heare the conclusion of the whole matter: Feare God, and keepe his commandements, for this is the whole duetie of man.
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So my boys (who are not familiar with the rules of soccerball) are asking what happens now, Brother Gonzalez. Does the other team in the final win the cup because Chapawhatever can't field a team? Or does the pope's team now get to play in the final?


Drama queens, the dead are going to be declared champions. They are dying for attention.


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Drama queens, the dead are going to be declared champions. They are dying for attention.
Well that's just not fair, is it? I mean, I strained a shoulder muscle the other day while scrubbing the kitchen floor. Can I get an Olympic gold medal for the javelin, please?


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