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Old 06-13-2010, 11:08 AM
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Daddy won't let me watch the soccer. He says it is the reason I am still a spinster. Daddy is angry that these gayboys want each other and not his daughter. Gayboys can not make little soldiers for God's army!


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Old 06-14-2010, 05:29 AM
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:37 PM
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This is ridiculous! You can find images of any sport where people act gay,
if you type the name of the sport followed by 'gay'.

Here are some examples of your favourite sport:



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Old 06-16-2010, 03:42 PM
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Those photos are obvious fakes. Nice try queerboy.
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:59 PM
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Wow, that Billy Bob Neck guy sure seems to have his ear on the pulse of what's goin' on in the world today. I should have seen right through the communist conspiracy to atrophy American's arms by making us play soccer. Diabolical.
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Lies about football
Football is a manly sport, so those pics you presented are fake.

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Old 06-16-2010, 09:25 PM
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Today while I was waiting for a flight back from California, I watched a world cup soccer game. Who do I send the bill to, I want that hour of my life back. I have had more fun watching paint dry.
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Immaturity lies deep in this thread. Since when can a sport result to homosexuality, cheating, lying, etc? Christians can be so ignorant.
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Since when can a sport result to homosexuality, cheating, lying, etc?
Did you even read the first posting of this thread? Did you click any of the links?
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isn't this guy the soccer player who bit off another soccer player's ear?
that was actually in boxing, Mike Tyson bit Holyfields ear off, stuff like that has never happened in a football (or soccer as you like to call it) match

football players are not lazy, they run around 20km each match, they practice almost every day, all days of the week.

Football players are also not gay, these images are shot at the right moment so it looks kinda gay, i have to admit that , some people that watch football are drunk bullies but only a minority, most of the people only watch it to have fun, because they love the sport

please get your facts straight
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that was actually in boxing, Mike Tyson bit Holyfields ear off, stuff like that has never happened in a football (or soccer as you like to call it) match

football players are not lazy, they run around 20km each match, they practice almost every day, all days of the week.

Football players are also not gay, these images are shot at the right moment so it looks kinda gay, i have to admit that , some people that watch football are drunk bullies but only a minority, most of the people only watch it to have fun, because they love the sport

please get your facts straight
Looks to me like you are just trying to defend your homer activity.

Sure they practice almost every day...the Gay that is!!

I have seen and heard many a drunken hooligan say to their male"friends" " I love you man", but fortunately, have never been around to see what debauchery ensued thereafter.

Yes, I can see you love the ass grabbing and man on man kissing after a goal.

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Looks to me like you are just trying to defend your homer activity.

Sure they practice almost every day...the Gay that is!!

I have seen and heard many a drunken hooligan say to their male"friends" " I love you man", but fortunately, have never been around to see what debauchery ensued thereafter.

Yes, I can see you love the ass grabbing and man on man kissing after a goal.

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Here's a lesson in slandering people, a google search will make anything look gay if you manipulate it correctly

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&g...QvwUoAQ&q=gay+insert sport here&spell=1

There was no ass-grabbing in that pic you showed, Mr Nasty Jew.

I can see clearly his hand was placed on his hip and not his buttocks.

Perhaps you are just looking for the gay in that shot yourself.

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30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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There is a reason why God's favorite nation America could care less about soccer while Hell bound nations like Australia, Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Ireland, and Denmark are all playing soccer (some even dare to call it football) all the time. While Americans play God's chosen sports like Baseball, American Football and Basketball the rest of the world is pleasing Satan with soccer. Everyone either involved or interested in soccer will burn in Hell for all eternity.

1st Corinthians 10:31 "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God."

#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
Too weak or slow to play football? Play soccer. Too short or slow to play basketball? Play soccer. Even though soccer doesn't require any athletic talent or advanced motor skills, soccer players somehow convinced themselves to be very special. Huge crowds of drunk soccer fans worship these arrogant brats as if they are Jesus Christ Himself. Matthew 24:24 "... false prophets ... deceive the very elect."

#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
In 1974 the Dutch lost the World Championship soccer because their players had so much sex and drugs before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up. Someone even wrote a book about it! Ephesians 5:18 "... be not drunk ..."

#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
If you have a very strong stomach and you can watch soccer for a few minutes without puking your guts out, just pay attention to a single player. It doesn't matter which one. Most of the time this player will either be standing still, or slowly walking from one place to another. If you look even closer you will notice all players only cover a small part of the playing field to minimize the chance of getting tired to an absolute minimum. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."

#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church! Acts 20:17 "... the elders of the church."

#6 Soccer makes people gay!
Soccer is all about grown man hugging and touching each other in ways only gays would approve off. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay. It's reasons like this that make ultra-gays like Sir Elton John a soccer fan! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
God has warned humanity many times by sending crystal clear signs that He hates soccer! Clear signs like the Heyse Stadium disaster, the Hillsborough disaster, the Orkney Stadium Disaster, the Ellis Park Stadium Disaster and the Accra Sports Stadium Disaster leave 0% room for doubt that God hates soccer with a vengeance! Luke 18:27 "... The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
If a bunch of soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. Soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lose every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."

#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
No one in their right mind can deny the connection between soccer and fascism. It is very common for soccer fans to wear Nazi symbols and to shout Nazi insults during soccer matches. In German concentration camps zyklon was used to kill as many Jews as possible. For this reason Umbro named their extremely popular soccer shoe Zyklon!

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#10 France is successful at soccer!
And to prove for once and for all that God really really hates soccer, just note that France is successful at soccer! Psalm 9:17 "... all the nations that forget God."

All people wasting time on soccer need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and they will burn in Hell along with people wasting time on Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Gymnastics, Swimming, Ice Skating, Lacrosse, Curling, Rugby, Softball, Cycling, Hiking, Horse Racing, Skiing, Snowboarding, Triathlon, Wrestling, etc.

I have been playing soccer my whole life and I never did any of that. If anything I played when my pelvis was out of socket and when my knee was messed up just because I wanted people to have a break. If you think I am gonna rot in hell for that then you got another thing coming. I am a 15 year old girl and I have been playing soccer my whole life. I never lied, cheated had sexual realtions with anyone, or anything else that you mentioned. You are so Xenophobic. And baseball has drugs in it and more lying and cheating than soccer ever has or ever will have. Football is ptobably the worse sport out there. And so don't diss on soccer just because you personally don't like the sport. That does NOT mean it is evil and against the bible. Anyone can dot hat kind of stuff. Anyone can be drunk ffrom any sport. Anyone can cheat in any sport. Anyone can...... be violent in any sport (Football especially). We dos not think that we are the best and soccer does require athletic skill thank you very much. Oh and half those guys were falling... you know they got tripped.
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