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Lightbulb Man descended from Ape - 02-20-2010, 01:42 PM

Greetings fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ

I am a proud catholic Regens and am here to save you all and bring you back under the Popes rule so that you may enter heaven

This is my mission for the honor of Benedict XVI and I wont fail

But we catholics have learned to embrace "Evilution" as you can read here:

Catholic Church and evolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholi..._and_evolution

So here is my first question to you :
Huw came you do not believe in Evilution and why do you not accept the fact that man descended from ape ?

How can you dare to question Darwin ?

Darwin created Evilution and found out that someday long long in the past a couple of apes, I think Orangutangs, had a human son and so man came to be and descended from the apes

Surely you must accept that perfect science and come to believe, like his Holyness the Pope, that Genesis and the Bible are only meant Methaphorycally
Wouldnt you agree with me ???
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Greetings false Christian.

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Amazing, after all that raping your Church has done to innocent children.

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Huw came you do not believe in Evilution and why do you not accept the fact that man descended from ape ?
Because God says otherwise in His Holy Bible.

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We choose to ignore satan.

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Wouldnt you agree with me ???
No. Stop pissing on Baby Jesus.

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Genesis 1:27-28 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"


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Default Re: Man descended from Ape - 02-20-2010, 01:57 PM

Another ring kissing papist mary worshiper.

Welcome! Glad to see you have decided to repent your evil ways and finally come to Christ. There is hope, not much though.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Default Re: Man descended from Ape - 02-20-2010, 08:09 PM

If natural selection exists, how come you fish-heads haven't gone extinct yet?


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Greetings fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ
Greetings, follower of the Antichrist Church.

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I am a proud catholic Regens and am here to save you all and bring you back under the Popes rule so that you may enter heaven

This is my mission for the honor of Benedict XVI and I wont fail

And how are you going to convince us that worshipping crackers and dressing in gowns would be a rational thing to do?

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But we catholics have learned to embrace "Evilution" as you can read here:
Is that why your "saints" preach to mindless animals?


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So here is my first question to you :
Huw came you do not believe in Evilution and why do you not accept the fact that man descended from ape ?
Because we, unlike you, are Christians, which means we accept the Bible, a book of which you probably never heard before.

And your "facts" are false hoaxes by your fellow demon-worshipping atheists, so don't expect to impress us with that.

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How can you dare to question God?

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Darwin created Evilution and found out that someday long long in the past a couple of apes, I think Orangutangs, had a human son and so man came to be and descended from the apes
As God certainly didn't create evilution, I think we can safely say that it was indeed Darwin who invented this concept, despite the complete lack of Biblical Evidence for it.
Secondly, atheist "scientists" do not claim we descended from orang utans, they say we shared a common ancestor. If you want to spout ignorant stupidities like the evilution religion, at least get its doctrines straight.

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If we would accept Genesis as metaphorical, how could we accept the Gospels as literal without being hypocritical?
I know you altar-boy hopping papists have no problem at all being hypocrites, but we think God wants us to be honest, upright, Biblically Correct True Christians™.

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Wouldnt you agree with me ???
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Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: Man descended from Ape - 02-22-2010, 03:55 PM

You're not one of Father Mo's "altar boys" are you ?

You are not quite beyond redemption, although you're pushing the envelope.




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29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Man descended from Ape - 02-26-2010, 05:34 PM

Darwinism... as in believing it is instant win.

Mr. Catholic man guy, you're wasting your time. These people have chosen to take the Bible word-for-word, because they are all children. And like children, they are all scared and childish. Mr Catholic guy... give up, you've lost already.
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Darwinism... as in believing it is instant win.
"Budump-tsshh"

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Mr. Catholic man guy, you're wasting your time. These people have chosen to take the Bible word-for-word, because they are all children.
Finally, you're talking sense!

Matthew 18:3:
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Default Re: Man descended from Ape - 02-26-2010, 07:00 PM

Everybody, I am so sorry. I'm not the most stable of people... and I tend to have moments of violent anger for no real reason. Earlier you came across me in one of my better moods. Today you have not been so lucky. I'm sorry for everything...
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I think monkeys and chimps are creations of Satan and his minions. Here is an evil monkey trying to entice this kid into anal sex. Disgusting! You would never see a white man acting so wanton and depraved.







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