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Old 06-02-2008, 12:40 AM
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As you know unless you doze off during sermons (but don't think the ushers don't notice ), the Holy Bible states that God creates certain people just so He'll have someone to hate, and that includes tards and other crips. Sick-ular doctors think they've helped mongos evade God's wrath by helping them live longer, but God is not mocked, and He has a little surprise in store for mongo-enablers.

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For People With Down Syndrome, Longer Life Has Complications

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Doctors had predicted that Mr. Thomas, born with Down syndrome, would be lucky to reach his 10th birthday. His longevity has come at a price, though.

Two years ago, it was determined that Mr. Thomas, at 48, had early-onset Alzheimer’s disease, adding new challenges of dementia to his already significant disabilities.

In a cruel coincidence that scientists do not yet fully understand, research has shown that people with Down syndrome, a chromosomal abnormality, have a much higher incidence of Alzheimer’s disease at an early age. Some studies have said that 60 to 75 percent of people over age 60 with Down syndrome will have Alzheimer’s, though Dr. Ira Lott, who is in charge of the Down syndrome program at the School of Medicine at the University of California, Irvine, said those studies have been limited in scope.

So as advances in health care have extended the average life expectancy of people with Down syndrome to more than 50 years today from 25 in 1983, doctors and family members are now struggling to cope with a double dose of disability.
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This story is disturbing. If these mongoloids get Alzheimers and forget that they are retarded, they may also forget their place in society. They may become dangerous when they look in the mirror and see what is staring back at them. It's time to bring back the "homes" for these people. I say put them under lock and key starting in infancy.
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Amen Brother. I don't like having to even see these drooling retardeds out in public.

This reminds me of the time when I was a junior pastor years ago and I got stuck with forced to had the privilege of escorting a group of picanninnies to some amusement park as part of Landover's well-known "Take Pity on the Coloreds" event. Well we used to have that anyway. I think it's been written out of the budget or something.

Anyway, the bus dumped the little niglets out at the amusement park, and my limousine arrived an hour later. When I got there all hell had broken loose. It turns out it was retard day at the park. Those dummies where everywhere, and they were glommed onto some of the nigra kids, humping and drooling on them. And don't you just know those little nigra kids would jump at the chance to fornicate with anything that'll hold still for it. Well it got ugly pretty quick I can tell you. I hightailed it back to the limo before I lost my (catered) lunch. As my driver pulled out of the parking lot I saw a couple of the mongoloids licking the windows in their chartered bus with those great big nasty bumpy tongues they have. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

I agree they should be kept locked up and out of sight. I don't like to see those things. Just pitiful.
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Oh, I complete agree. I dislike "extreme" anything (well, except love for Jesus), and these chinkoloids are as extreme as one can get in the retardeds category. Ugh! It truly is an outrage that these creatures are permitted to run around loose where normal people are forced to look at them. They make me want to bring back the old practice of locking crips and other tards away in the attic for their whole lives!

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Isaiah 53:4 "Surely He has borne our griefs (sicknesses, weaknesses, and distresses) and carried our sorrows and pain [of punishment], yet we [ignorantly] considered Him stricken, smitten and afflicted by God [as if with leprosy]."

Matthew 8:17 "And thus He fulfilled what was spoken by the prophet Isaiah, He Himself took [in order to carry away] our weaknesses and infirmities and bore our diseases.

Infirmities include grief, sorrow, pain, distress, etc. They are not necessarily sicknesses but can open the door for sickness and disease. For example, bitterness leads to diseases like cancer and arthritis; despair, discouragement and hopelessness opens the door for colds and flu; rejection and self pity open the door for sinus infections. [Note: these are demons - self pity, bitterness, rejection, despair, discouragement and hopelessness.]

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My goodness, Sister Thumper, after seeing that, for a moment there I thought I was in hell!
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A Collage of HELLbound tards.
*shudder* Those images give me the creeps!

I don't know why people call these creatures 'special'. Ain't nothin' special about them. So what if they have an extra chromosome? It doesn't make them special at all... it just makes them retarded!

Just look at the hate in those children's eyes! *shudder*
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Hmmm...Down's Syndrome, menopause and Alzheimer's all at once...have the seculiar scientists just discovered an explanation for Lumpy?
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What's really offensive is seeing tards in restaurants. They sit there, smile, drool, & spit their food all over the place. We're supposed to feel sorry for them, too. I feel sorry for the waitresses who have to witness these little demons from Hell close up.
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Its not their fault that there mothers had bad cooters and they didn't turn out right.
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Its not their fault that there mothers had bad cooters and they didn't turn out right.
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Lev. 21:17-21: Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever [he be] of thy seed in their generations that hath [any] blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man [he be] that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

Rom. 9:19-24: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
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Is there any hope of saving these retards? Or should I just concentrate on regular people? I doubt they could read the Chick tracts anyway.
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Leviticus 19:18 - Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I [am] the LORD.

1 John 4:12 - No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us.

Galatians 5:22 - But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,

1 Peter 2:17 - Honour all [men]. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.

John 15:12 - This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.

1 John 3:18 - My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth.

Galatians 5:14 - For all the law is fulfilled in one word, [even] in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

AND HERES THE BIGGEST ONE;

1 John Chapter 2
9 He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness even until now.

10 He that loveth his brother abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him.

11 But he that hateth his brother is in darkness, and walketh in darkness, and knoweth not whither he goeth, because that darkness hath blinded his eyes.


Your God will have no mercy in your current states of mind, your ignorance hatred is an incestuous breeding ground that is fueling darkness and evil, you all are a cancer of this earth and if you cannot fathom the err of your ways; you should be dealt with as such. It disgusts ME to see people in such places of HOPE to be infecting others with ideas of such bigotry and egotistical satisfaction.

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Leviticus 19:18 - Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I [am] the LORD.

1 John 4:12 - No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us.

Galatians 5:22 - But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,

1 Peter 2:17 - Honour all [men]. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.

John 15:12 - This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.

1 John 3:18 - My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth.

Galatians 5:14 - For all the law is fulfilled in one word, [even] in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

AND HERES THE BIGGEST ONE;

1 John Chapter 2
9 He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness even until now.

10 He that loveth his brother abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him.

11 But he that hateth his brother is in darkness, and walketh in darkness, and knoweth not whither he goeth, because that darkness hath blinded his eyes.


Your God will have no mercy in your current states of mind, your ignorance hatred is an incestuous breeding ground that is fueling darkness and evil, you all are a cancer of this earth and if you cannot fathom the err of your ways; you should be dealt with as such. It disgusts ME to see people in such places of HOPE to be infecting others with ideas of such bigotry and egotistical satisfaction.

There is a very significant difference between a Star and a Black Hole.
Dear friend:

Did you happen to read the passage from Romans that I quoted above? Also, did you read this?
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Seriously a limo. You guys call yourself christains?
No, we do not call ourselves "christains." (I'm not even familiar with that term).

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What's the matter with you people? You wouldn't know the bible if it hit you in the head. Damn you people you've twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves.
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Seriously a limo. You guys call yourself christains? What's the matter with you people? You wouldn't know the bible if it hit you in the head. Damn you people you've twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves. Go screw yourselves will you.

No.

Also, while the comma is widely misunderstood and often underused, you have provided a perfect example of just how important they are.

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Damn, you people you've...

Damn you people, you've...

Are you just cursing or cursing us?

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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No.

Also, while the comma is widely misunderstood and often underused, you have provided a perfect example of just how important they are.

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Damn, you people you've...

Damn you people, you've...

Are you just cursing or cursing us?

Strong language is never welcome.
The question is answered by the ¨you´ve¨ the poster uses. If it were a general curse he would have written ¨Damn, you people have twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves. Go screw yourselves will you¨. The extra you is only needed in this construction: ¨Damn you people, you've...¨.
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