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Default Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

Everytime I think I've heard it all from the secular scientifical monkey worshipers, I get surprised all over again. THIS latest story out of Godless England says that smelling farts will cure cancer.

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Scientists Say Smelling Farts Prevents Cancer

"Although hydrogen sulfide gas"—produced when bacteria breaks down food—"is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases," Dr. Mark Wood said in a university release.

Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, scientists believe that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria.

Researchers are even coming up with their own compound to emulate the smell's health benefits.

"We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria," Professor Matt Whiteman, of the University of Exeter Medical School said. "Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive."

So instead of getting upset the next time you catch a whiff... be thankful.

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Seriously? Synthesized fart perfume? What a bunch of preverts.



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It's just another lie to get the gullible Brits closer to bottoms and even further from Jesus.

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But ye are forgers of lies, ye are all physicians of no value.

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I've been smelling my own farts for years and I don't have cancer, yet.

Hopefully my own farts will do.
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This is just another excuse for gays to sniff each others behind all the time.

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Stupid scientists

Imagine, a customer came into my office when i smelling my own fart... He'll probably think that i'm crazy...

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Rectal gas is the Devil cooking a pot of brimstone stew. Only queers and joos would like that.
Every person I knew that God gave the cancer to deserved it. The false Christians that think it can be 'cured' with secular 'science is pure hokum. That is why women loose their bosoms and their hair. They are not fooling anyone, God makes sure everyone knows, they are no longer real people. Just worthless souls waiting for the short bus to Hell!
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This is a false cure. The people who are promoting this foolishness are the people who have brought us global cooling, global warming and now global staying the same temperature. They believe in space travel and evolution. This is just more of their nonsense.


Perhaps Al Gore will make a movie promoting the new cure.
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This is a false cure. The people who are promoting this foolishness are the people who have brought us global cooling, global warming and now global staying the same temperature. They believe in space travel and evolution. This is just more of their nonsense.


Perhaps Al Gore will make a movie promoting the new cure.
Al Gore ??? one of the Satan Priest who promote gay ecology and tree fetichism ???

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Everytime I think I've heard it all from the secular scientifical monkey worshipers, I get surprised all over again. THIS latest story out of Godless England says that smelling farts will cure cancer.




The only known cure for cancer, eboola, the AIDS, or any other disease is JESUS!
Just for the record, the article doesnt say its a cure. And there are many gross things that can be used for something youd never guess. Like whale vomit in most high end perfume. Just because you dont understand the science behind it doesnt mean it isnt real. Dont get me wrong, I hate doctors, all just in it for the cash now. I am more of a preventative nutrition kind a guy.
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...Dont get me wrong, I hate doctors, all just in it for the cash now. I am more of a preventative nutrition kind a guy.
So you feel perfectly justified ignoring centuries of science and research, based on your personal experience and feelings, while castigating others for doing the same thing?

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So you feel perfectly justified ignoring centuries of science and research, based on your personal experience and feelings, while castigating others for doing the same thing?

You're awesome.
So wait let me get this straight. most doctors (im an american) get money for prescribibg drugs, of course some people need them but for most, they dont. Doctors have incentive to sell drugs, this makes for a dangerous combo, one we witness all the time (too many kids on riddlin, etc.) This is something I avoid by taking cre of myslef and NOT using ANY prescription drugs. This is my own view and personal feeling. I dont deny the science behind it, I simply think that drugs are too risky as we dont know the long term effects of a lot of things. So no you are not doing the same thing. And yes I AM Awesome!
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Everytime I think I've heard it all from the secular scientifical monkey worshipers, I get surprised all over again. THIS latest story out of Godless England says that smelling farts will cure cancer.




The only known cure for cancer, eboola, the AIDS, or any other disease is JESUS!
exactly. Jesus is the only cure for anything. All you have to do is trust in Jesus and pray according to his will to cure the disease you have. and smelling farts? what?? that's just crazy.
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So wait let me get this straight. most doctors (im an american) get money for prescribibg drugs, of course some people need them but for most, they dont. Doctors have incentive to sell drugs, this makes for a dangerous combo, one we witness all the time (too many kids on riddlin, etc.) This is something I avoid by taking cre of myslef and NOT using ANY prescription drugs. This is my own view and personal feeling.
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feel perfectly justified ignoring centuries of science and research, based on your personal experience and feelings, while castigating others for doing the same thing?
Interesting. There is a word to describe this type of behavior; it's called hypocrisy.

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I dont deny the science behind it, I simply think that drugs are too risky as we dont know the long term effects of a lot of things.
So, the 1-6 years of preclinical testing, plus 6-11 years of clinical trial and development, plus the 1/2-2 years of additional studies, plus 11-14 years of post-release surveillance is too short to discover side effects and such?
http://www.fdareview.org/approval_process.shtml

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So no you are not doing the same thing.
Please note that neither Mr. Didymus nor I are members of this congregation. However, I agree with you that you are not doing the same thing as this congregation. Here, they have some sort of evidence - the Bible. You don't have any evidence except to your "personal feeling."
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So wait let me get this straight. most doctors (im an american) get money for prescribibg drugs, of course some people need them but for most, they dont. Doctors have incentive to sell drugs, this makes for a dangerous combo, one we witness all the time (too many kids on riddlin, etc.) This is something I avoid by taking cre of myslef and NOT using ANY prescription drugs. This is my own view and personal feeling. I dont deny the science behind it, I simply think that drugs are too risky as we dont know the long term effects of a lot of things. So no you are not doing the same thing. And yes I AM Awesome!
Don't be silly. Your doctors follow the same mythology all you atheists do. All that evolution claptrap has been debunked many years ago. How sad that you believe in a myth. Maybe your ancestors hanged by their tales, but civilized people were created by an all-knowing and all-powerful God. If you deny the "evidence" collected by your ignorant, self-serving doctors, but subscribe to their mythology anyway, you're not only a fool but a hypocrite as well. If you believe the myth of evolution or the big bang theory, which is just that, a theory, or some other communist nonsense, then you subscribe to the ideas defecated from the very minds who actually believe these fairy-tales of "science." You're essentially walking around holding up your colostomy bag of ideas, refusing to acknowledge when it's in your own hand.
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So, the 1-6 years of preclinical testing, plus 6-11 years of clinical trial and development, plus the 1/2-2 years of additional studies, plus 11-14 years of post-release surveillance is too short to discover side effects and such?
http://www.fdareview.org/approval_process.shtml
That's not even close to long enough. A good long term study includes studying what happens after an earthly death, we Christians are in it for the long term, not just the few years on earth.

So, even though the process that leads zombyczar to his beliefs way too simplistic and wrong, his conclusions agree with ours, by ignoring scientists and instead choosing to eat right, i.e. following Jesus' rules about food (no bacon or shellfish) means you don't get sick; he thinks the same way a True Christian™ like us does, which shows God is pushing him towards the right path, the path to Heaven.
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